Make fun of your heritage

[Daniel Smith]

I am a drunk smelly-teeth hillbilly who wears skirts and eats potatoes while riding a moose.

[TehWoodPcker]

Im unemotional alcoholic that eats reindeer and beats his children and wife.

[Mister Sandman]

I can't wait to shoot them there gayboys in the name of jeezus christ, then ride home on my horse to my ranch to fuck my cousin/wife right after we pray to our lord and savior

I'm from texas

[cat ass]

Q. What do you call a Welshman with many girlfriends?
A. A Shepherd.

[DireWolf]

I love NASCAR almost as much as I hate black people.

[sp]Atlanta , Georgia[/sp]

[fskman]

What's for dinner?
nothing
[sp]Ethiopian/African American[/sp]

[Pilotguy]

I'm the first person in my family tree to have been born outside of Taiwan.

And people still wonder why I have so many computers.

[Peachy]

I live off of a diet of grapes and wine

[editline]27th December 2011[/editline]

Get the fuck away from my estate and my bags of money

[Bumrang]

I got a 140% on my test, so my parents got me a bottle of vodka and we went out throwing grenades in lakes for some easy fishing and then we went to go shoot AK-47's.

[adam1172]

We have manskirts.

[gamerman345]

Ive got a bit of Spanish and Norwegian blood in me.

Perhaps if the Spanish weren't so moronic I'd be speaking Spanish right now.

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=Bumrang;33916223]I got a 140% on my test, so my parents got me a bottle of vodka and we went out throwing grenades in lakes for some easy fishing and then we went to go shoot AK-47's.[/QUOTE]

So you're american then

[sami-elite]

[QUOTE=Sebixxx;33907424]How does a German eat mussels

*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* ... AUFMACHEN !!![/QUOTE]

Clever, i laughed.