Useless talents you have

[circuitbawx]

I can shake my eyes

[Arc Nova]

I can pick my nose with my tounge

[Koifish]

If I'm about to sneeze, i can completely silence the loud "achoo" noise while still making my body think it 'sneezed'

i just look like a complete idiot while doing it

I can crack my jaw and toes

[editline]2nd February 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=Samg381;47056752]I can manually dilate my pupils. It actually helps a shitton when swimming underwater but besides that all it's good for is freaking people out.[/QUOTE]

i want a video

[Tmaxx]

I have the ability to kill myself, but it will only work once so I haven't done it yet.

Yet.

[GaryJS]

I can mod the Source engine.

[Aeternal]

I can scare people by making my pupils vibrate

[thatswordguy]

I can bend my thumbs to be behind my hands

[Abrown516]

I used to be able to whistle through my teeth.

[Deadpan]

I can stop eating entirely as long as I'm on the computer

[That Deer]

I can roll my stomach and am double jointed in my fingers.

[Sally]

an exquisite taste in bananas

[Ott]

I can control where my eyes focus without looking at anything in particular

[Pilotguy]

I can roll from a british accent to a south african accent, then into chinese and back into my normal speaking voice, all in one sentence.

[kunst_deco]

[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;47058561]I can roll from a british accent to a south african accent, then into chinese and back into my normal speaking voice, all in one sentence.[/QUOTE]

I'm interested in how that sounds.

[Azure]

I can solve various rubik's cube style puzzles

[Oizen]

I can put my leg behind my head.

[Berkin]

I can extend my shoulder blades outwards from my back and use them to open the fridge.

I can also move my scalp back and forth.

[Broguts]

I look pretty creepy, that's a talent right?

[Belivo]

I can wake up whenever I wish. (Well in some cases this is useful.)
I am immune to hangovers.
Also: Lucid dreaming.

[Whibble]

im terrific at not being entirely confident in myself

[Katska]

[QUOTE=GastricTank;47056599]I'm an avid kazoo player.

I can identify all of the Pokemon by the sound they make in-game. You give me a Pokemon attack and I could give you the classification, type, PP, power, accuracy, effects and % of that effect happening.[/QUOTE]

Oh, I can totally do that second one, but the third one, not so much. Maybe I ought to be able to though, since I do play comp.

UMM WHAT ELSE
I DONT HAVE ANY TALENTS CRAP

[The T]

I can open doors with my feet

[gary spivey]

I can rock the joints in my knuckles back and forth

[ProtoMob]

My feet are immune to lego bricks.

[Spor]

Drawing

[noh_mercy]

I can tell the brand of water im drinking by its taste (zephyr hills water is undrinkable shit). I can tell the brand of pizza by its smell.

[AntontheFox]

To be able to identify & know (a whole lot) about firearms, wich is completely useless considering where I live.

[Daniel Smith]

cartooning, because i can't get a job doing it

geography because its completely useless aside from random trivia and understanding the news a bit better

[Robotico]

[QUOTE=polarbear.;47056762]how the fuck[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.wikihow.com/Dilate-or-Shrink-Your-Pupils-on-Command[/url]

[Waterpie]

I can roll my tongue, but both ways. Normal and a reverse roll
Mexican wave deal with my tongue
Bowl shape
And that three leaf clover thing