Useless talents you have - General

I'm pretty good at Go, at least in terms of the general western population.

[QUOTE=SirDavid255;47057873]i want a video[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Daemon White;47056778]Teach me[/QUOTE] I'll try and upload a video later today. Can't make any promises that it'll 'teach' you how to do it, but hopefully I'll be able to show the basics of it. [QUOTE=Robotico;47059686][URL]http://www.wikihow.com/Dilate-or-Shrink-Your-Pupils-on-Command[/URL][/QUOTE] This isn't it really. This may dilate your pupils but it's certainly not on demand. I read somewhere that 1 in 800 people have the ability through some sort of muscle, but everyone can learn. These children are all born with the ability and they can do it better than I can: [video=youtube;YIKm3Pq9U8M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIKm3Pq9U8M[/video]

[QUOTE=Samg381;47059832] [video=youtube;YIKm3Pq9U8M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIKm3Pq9U8M[/video][/QUOTE] [quote=someone in the comments] I was always able to do this as a child, it's strange but my method is to technically close your eyes under the water, open them and completely continue thinking that your eye sight is becoming narrow (like contracting the iris so the pupil becomes smaller). You constantly think about that and think about penises being rammed in your anus from behind you as you're swimming and your EYE SIGHT becomes clear as outside of the water (just slightly bluryer).•[/quote] I found out the secret :v:

I can know every programming language by just learning the format of the code and functions.

I can fold my thumbs behind my knuckles.

I can guess what time it is (hours and minutes) and most of the time I'm right. It's pretty weird. It's pretty funny seeing my friends reactions "NOT AGAIN! HOW THE FUCK MAN!"

I can open bottlecaps with my hair. I can also crack my bones so hard it sounds like I'm breaking them.

posting exactly what SH wants to hear to get all the ratings I ever could want and the other way around

I could sleep through a nuclear explosion. It takes a jackhammer and an hour of someone's time just to wake me up. Don't even have an alarm clock, as I sleep through those as well.

I can list 85-95% of the equipment used by the British army in WW2, in the Cold War and at present. I can tell you about different generations of fighter craft, tanks, rifles, etc. I've got a pretty thorough understanding and recollection of English/British history over the last 1000 years. I've also got a good understanding of a lot of obscure world history regardless that people don't really delve into. Basically when it comes to military history and general history, I can remember shit really easily. It just sticks. I read history related wikipedia articles as a past time. But lol its all fucking useless noone cares

[QUOTE=Dr.Critic;47060226]I can list 85-95% of the equipment used by the British army in WW2, in the Cold War and at present. I can tell you about different generations of fighter craft, tanks, rifles, etc. I've got a pretty thorough understanding and recollection of English/British history over the last 1000 years. I've also got a good understanding of a lot of obscure world history regardless that people don't really delve into. Basically when it comes to military history and general history, I can remember shit really easily. It just sticks. I read history related wikipedia articles as a past time. But lol its all fucking useless noone cares[/QUOTE] I care. That shit is fascinating. Also I can "sink" my left shoulder so it looks like it is dislocating

I can swallow air and blur my vision at will.

I yell a lot and get angry really fast

if I take a deep enough breath, you can hear all the joints in my spine make a "crack" sound I can also control my goosebumps

My friend has the ability to guess dick sizes rly rly accurately its kinda weird

I can identify the vast majority of world flags from the Second World War up to the present day. Only came in useful when I noticed a teacher in school had put the Soviet Union flag as the Chinese Republic flag and the Chinese Republic flag as India

I can use my lips to imitate the sound of a wine bottle being opened. It sounds like the real thing, and nobody I've tried to teach it to has been able to replicate it so far. But it's still absolutely useless. [editline]2nd February 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Mr Kotov;47060595]I can identify the vast majority of world flags from the Second World War up to the present day. Only came in useful when I noticed a teacher in school had put the Soviet Union flag as the Chinese Republic flag and the Chinese Republic flag as India[/QUOTE] Not sure if knowledge is the same as talent in this case.

I can crack at least 10 spots in my body indefinitely (3 on each foot, big toes and two in my back), meaning I can do permanent skeleton sounds if I want to. I can also make my eyes vibrate really fast at will.

[QUOTE=da space core;47060398]if I take a deep enough breath, you can hear all the joints in my spine make a "crack" sound I can also control my goosebumps[/QUOTE] I used to be able to make my spine crack by breathing in, too. Do your back muscles get any work? I believe it stopped for me when I started doing things that exercised my back muscles.

I can burp on command.

I am also very talented at [del]imitating[/del] picking up accents in foreign languages. I spent all of one week in Britain, and people have asked me where in England I live, or why my German is so good. I also often have trouble communicating with the locals here on La Palma - My Spanish is actually pretty limited, but people here don't realize that and talk to me like they would to a local, because my accent is almost flawless. [editline]2nd February 2015[/editline] Though that is not really useless.

I have a wide vocal range but can't carry a tune

I can get hit in the testicles and not even collapse to the ground. My little brother one time hit me and I chased his ass down :v:

I have the girliest sneeze and this is coupled with a rather deep voice When I had classes and I sneezed no one would realise it was me unless they saw me do so

Programming

I can juggle, spin a pen/drumstick, and I can crack two knuckles on each finger, plus I can crack some knuckles without my other hands/fingers just by bending my fingers a certain way

I have amazing audio memory. I can usually tell if I've heard a song in my life before. and [QUOTE=fudge blood;47057436]I can recognize voice actors immediately[/QUOTE] All I need is to listen carefully to someone's voice once or twice, and I can recognize him/her instantly anywhere, anytime, even years later.

I can breathe in and out by burping.

I can write in mirror. It's not neat, and is overall pretty crappy, but the truly sad thing is that it is neater than my normal writing. [t]http://i.imgur.com/4EAcc66.jpg[/t] Also I'm a fucking retard and confused a dog and a fox in that. Oh well.

I can turn my feet around so their facing behind me.