Useless talents you have - General

[video=youtube;ZfimkhRuTy8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfimkhRuTy8&feature=youtu.be[/video] Here you guys go.

I can dislocate a part of my jaw by doing sport. It jams, and won't open past a certain point. Fucking hurts

Not even really a talent, but my vocal range is pretty large, including just when I'm talking. If I go from being darkly sarcastic to being humorously frustrated in a short period of time, my voice goes from the very deepest I can speak naturally to the very highest. I also seem to have about a dozen different styles of speaking, which I'll swap between (there's some kind of context to it but I've never figured it out, it changes even in a one-on-one conversation). They all have the same accent but the timbre changes. It's not even me putting on silly voices, it's just how I talk. Since I came out as trans, learning how to feminise my voice has just added even more timbres to my 'repertoire'.

Well this one time I broke this 3 inch thick board in half over the top of my head... Almost passed out immediately after.

i know lots of useless facts about video games

[QUOTE=Samg381;47056752]I can manually dilate my pupils. It actually helps a shitton when swimming underwater but besides that all it's good for is freaking people out.[/QUOTE] I can make my eyes blur themselves on demand, is this the same? I haven't tried it underwater so I'm unsure if this is it. if so cool

I can stare at one person and focus on someone else. Really only useful if you want to observe something going on, as it's relatively blurry.

[QUOTE=Sally;47063217]I can make my eyes blur themselves on demand, is this the same? I haven't tried it underwater so I'm unsure if this is it. if so cool[/QUOTE] Depends. Try it underwater, my eyes don't get "blurry" per say when I do it but things get dimmer/lighter.

i can bend my elbow more than 180 degrees back

i can throat sing, and i have a three-and-a-half-octave comfortable singing range. it makes for some interesting stuff.

Memorize shit about video games, video game consoles, and some parts of the history of early computing.

From what I've been told, I can perfectly replicate almost any accent by ear. I've yet to find an opportunity to use this in a practical setting.

I can suck my own dick.

I can kind of beatbox.

I can draw an accurate picture of my face because I know it so well, I always draw my hair parted the wrong way since I only see myself in mirrors though.

I can impersonate Kermit the Frog with average accuracy.

Snapping fingers with my index finger

I can shit on command. "Hey Sphinxa, shit on the car" "Sure thing bud."

I'm really good at GTA IV which sounds useful but V is out and it's stopping me being productive. 81 kills - 2 deaths tho

I can speak inwards without any problems, which, according to my friends, is difficult It sounds quite silly :v:

I can "lock" (don't really know how else to describe it) my fingers in place and just move the very ends of them, Does that count? no one else i know can do it.

[QUOTE=GIGA LOBSTER;47066292]I can "lock" (don't really know how else to describe it) my fingers in place and just move the very ends of them, Does that count? no one else i know can do it.[/QUOTE] If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, that's really easy to do :v:

[QUOTE=GIGA LOBSTER;47066292]I can "lock" (don't really know how else to describe it) my fingers in place and just move the very ends of them, Does that count? no one else i know can do it.[/QUOTE] I start doing that after I've been holding down a key on my keyboard for ages. Which reminds me of a similar thing I can do: [t]http://i.imgur.com/QB4YEbc.jpg[/t] I can do this with any and all of my fingers.

[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;47066317]I start doing that after I've been holding down a key on my keyboard for ages. Which reminds me of a similar thing I can do: [t]http://i.imgur.com/QB4YEbc.jpg[/t] I can do this with any and all of my fingers.[/QUOTE] Yup that's the one, it's funny just to lock the finger and then repeatedly flick the tip of each one and watching it wobble.

I'm a master at chugging uncarbonated drinks. Gimme a 500ml water bottle and that fucker's gone before you can blink. Don't really see the use in it though, maybe impress people by downing a pint of flat beer at a party. Carbonated drinks are not so easy. Sometimes I can pull it off, but most of the time I end up stopping mid-way because my throat feels like it caught fire and exploded.

[QUOTE=Samg381;47063301]Depends. Try it underwater, my eyes don't get "blurry" per say when I do it but things get dimmer/lighter.[/QUOTE] Holy shit I think I did it.

I'm a good pretty damn good whistler

I can rotate my fingers 90° backwards.

I can wiggle my ears. I can make my hands look like they broke by spinning it extremely fast I can do the Vulcan salute And other things..

I am pretty good at remembering which spot I have parked the car I'm driving So good that I can even remember it up to a month after