i can move my scalp back and forth independently of my head
I can snip stupid information out of my post before people read it and I can also -snip-
I can sound like Mario, Kermit, and Microsoft Sam at will.
I can put both of my legs behind my head. I can also put one behind my head and then hop around on the other one. People always freak out.
I can make my eyes shake at will, it's very good for freaking people out.
I can twitch facial flexes on myself at will.
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I can do this with both of my hands, it'll only really come in handy when aliens show up or something, so it's pretty much useless.
I can tell the future as long as I'm wearing a tin-foil hat and I'm screaming.
i know too much about the russian space program....
[I]tooo much[/I], like did you know they built an autocannon onto the first almaz space station because they were afraid of us visiting while they were gone so it let them shoot down our gemini space-craft
Oh, I also have magic fingers. Basically I'm just naturally good at giving massages, no training, no anything I just know the right spots, or so I've been told
Living.
[QUOTE=revan740;47072233]Living.[/QUOTE]
Zing
I can complain about any fuckin thing I can think of
I can crack me neck loudly, scares the shit out of people. I can also flick my tongue relatively fast.
This is how I pick up the pussy crop.
I can imitate random accent/ whistle greatly.
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;47066317]I start doing that after I've been holding down a key on my keyboard for ages.
Which reminds me of a similar thing I can do:
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I can do this with any and all of my fingers.[/QUOTE]
I can do something similair with my thumb
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[QUOTE=Native Hunter;47072232]Oh, I also have magic fingers. Basically I'm just naturally good at giving massages, no training, no anything I just know the right spots, or so I've been told[/QUOTE]
Oh shit that too I forgot
Usually when my dad wants a massage, I always get the right spots. especially his shoulders/neck.
I can put my legs behind my neck. (Not at the same time tough)
I can do the Rocky theme song and Mario theme in fart sounds with my mouth. I do it almost every day while I take a piss. I hate myself
I can rhythmically wiggle my big toe and it sounds exactly like a car's turn signal notification.
It might come in handy one day if I need to pretend to be a turn signal.
I can juggle. When the clownpocalypse comes you'll all be dead but I will blend in, I shall survive! The human race depends on me.
I can flick my cheek and make a water drop noise.
I can nap virtually anywhere.
I can have sex in 60 seconds flat.
[QUOTE=Smallheart;47081421]I can have sex in 60 seconds flat.[/QUOTE]
neat
my fingers are smooth as fuck and bend at horrible angles
i can make pretty waves with them
this won't save the world from a world war but at least i'll impress the bad guys with my sexy fingers
I can play Clarinet.
[QUOTE=GastricTank;47056599]I'm an avid kazoo player.
I can identify all of the Pokemon by the sound they make in-game. You give me a Pokemon attack and I could give you the classification, type, PP, power, accuracy, effects and % of that effect happening.[/QUOTE]
Tackle.
I can cry on command, actually useful in so many different ways. From "acting" in order to get something I need (have aping done this once or twice and with good cause) to getting an A as my part as Ophelia in a drama class.
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I'm also good at getting money from people in ridiculous ways, I would steal hall passes from teachers and pre stamp them when they were gone and I would sell them for just one dollar a pop to the students who wanted to ditch class. One dollar per pass doesn't sound like much but it adds up real fast in a big school, plus it was 100% profit.
I can pick up and imitate accents fairly quickly, but I almost always forget how to do one when I try another.
I can turn the tip of my left index- and middle-finger individually, to 90 degrees.
If I flex my left shoulder and rotate it then it makes a muffled crackle that creeps everyone out.
When I tense and rotate my left wrist it sounds like rocks grinding on each other.
