Useless talents you have

[donny]

I can navigate really well [sp]with Google map[/sp]

[Zero Ziat]

I can spread open all my toes on my feet without using hands or anything. Basically it's like I tell my feet muscles to spread my toes open. Useful for quickly picking up stuff from the floor without bending over. For some reason nobody in my family but me and my dad can do this.

Also a native expert masseuse and top whistler like that guy above.

[Maragol]

I can wrench my thumb down into my palm without bedning it. Like the entire joint just flicks down.
I've met others that can do this but most people cant and gets really freaked out by it for some reason.
It doesnt even look that bad.

[EcksDee]

clap with one hand

with both hands

i think i can prolly get world record for clap speed

[inaba]

I have an alright sense of rhythm that breaks somewhere after 30 seconds or so

[markinluck]

I can jiggle my man boobs like Terry Crews.

[spectator1]

Can get an instant boner just by wiggling my hands around my nipples a few times. Also its pretty much self-pleasure without having to even touch my dick.

[noh_mercy]

[QUOTE=spectator1;47093272]Can get an instant boner just by wiggling my hands around my nipples a few times. Also its pretty much self-pleasure without having to even touch my dick.[/QUOTE]

i can just by thinking

[Zyx]

I can wiggle my ears and lick my own elbow:
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/99717/ProofForNonBelievers.jpg[/img]

And after some quick testing, it seems I can also deflate my pupils at will.

[FlounderBox]

I have the ability to talk to fruit. It doesn't talk back though.

[Milijevic]

[QUOTE=Samg381;47056752]I can manually dilate my pupils. It actually helps a shitton when swimming underwater but besides that all it's good for is freaking people out.[/QUOTE]

I can do that aswell

[KamikazeZombie]

I can bend my pinky backwards and touch the back of my hand

[XenonDice]

I can whistle in two different ways

[Zombini]

I can speak in a super low almost growling voice. Think something like a quiet-ish death growl. Useless, but I can pair it with my normal vocal cords and do a fucked up demon voice, kinda like in The Exorcist.

[Eila]

I make fart noises using my eye socket.

it hurts after a while though, like I am going to suck out my eye.

[Skelosk]

I can do a lot of good impressions

I also can crack my right elbow

Otherwise I'm extremely flexible with my ankles and legs. I can literally jerkoff with my own feet.

Yeah I know, that last one was weird, sorry

[Dr. Darkly]

i can move my ears really well

[MR-X]

I have this talent in which i can find nip slips or nipples in movies and tv shows. No body else see it, but i catch it.

[Skelosk]

[QUOTE=MR-X;47113411]I have this talent in which i can find nip slips or nipples in movies and tv shows. No body else see it, but i catch it.[/QUOTE]

I remember seeing Slithers and at the scene where the chick takes a bath and a slug slithers (heh) on the tub to get in her, when she jumps in her tub, you can actually see her nipple coming out of the foam. It was clearly unintended, but you can still clearly see it. And yet nobody that watched that with me noticed it

[green bandit]

I can juggle up to 4 balls.

[source]

can play guitar and bass

also, this: [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_pitch[/URL]

fucking drives me nuts. Any music even slightly off pitch is unbearable to listen to. You can't imagine

[Erkor]

i can eat really well

[artdeco]

i know how to moonwalk

[BloodShot12]

I can sneeze when i look at the sun

I can spin things on my finger like an airsoft pistol really well

[Magic Scrumpy]

[QUOTE=sourcegamer101;47117973]also, this: [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_pitch[/URL]

fucking drives me nuts. Any music even slightly off pitch is unbearable to listen to. You can't imagine[/QUOTE]

this.

i absolutely, absolutely hate it.

the bonus is knowing what pitch my fridge hums at

[source]

[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;47137186]this.

i absolutely, absolutely hate it.

the bonus is knowing what pitch my fridge hums at[/QUOTE]

It's a small world

mine hums at Bb

[Helios127]

Ranking up fast in Call of Duty:Advanced Warfare.

[buttsexv3]

I can drink a 500ml bottle of water in under a second

[Sphinxa279]

I can crush a beer can between my shoulder blades, I can also tell people how to walk through any one of the first 3 gens of pokemon games without playing them, along with what pokemon are where.

oh and I taught my cat to sit, stay and lay down on command.

[circuitbawx]

Sugary foods don't make me sick