Useless talents you have

[greeley]

90% of the time i can say what movie is playing just by a still frame or snippet of it.

[chenhonkster]

[QUOTE=hydrated;47156577]I can drink a 500ml bottle of water in under a second[/QUOTE]

that reminds me, i once drank a 2 liter bottle of lidl cola at once without stopping

it was horrible

[Senn]

Sing faster than eminem

[Lollipoopdeck]

i can make a pretty good kitten meow

[Durrsly]

I have a wide vocal range, but still can't sing for shit.

[It's crispy]

[QUOTE=Zyx;47093309]I can wiggle my ears and lick my own elbow:
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/99717/ProofForNonBelievers.jpg[/img]

And after some quick testing, it seems I can also deflate my pupils at will.[/QUOTE]

what a gross tongue

[D2K5S1]

[QUOTE=Lollipoopdeck;47158568]i can make a pretty good kitten meow[/QUOTE]

i used to do that and it became my idle response along the way

i meow to everything now

[Lollipoopdeck]

same, a few people i play tf with have it as their hitsounds

[bowedyapper]

I have an unusual talent for untangling cables, I could be.......The Cable Guy!

[Leestons]

I can burp on command and say the alphabet.

[DeVotchKa]

I can write in Daedric and in Runes, i'm also a blacksmith, to name a few.

[3bwii]

I can ignore girls who message me on facebook. (At least while playing vidya.)

[SkrappyChap]

i can do a near perfect impression of seth macfarlane characters and also stitch from lilo and stitch, and a few others fairly well. my favorite is probably raiden from MGR:R

i can post a vocaroo if anyone has any requests

[DeVotchKa]

[QUOTE=Skrappy;47188668]i can do a near perfect impression of seth macfarlane characters and also stitch from lilo and stitch, and a few others fairly well. my favorite is probably raiden from MGR:R

i can post a vocaroo if anyone has any requests[/QUOTE]

Talk dirty to me in all of those.

[mikester112]

I can vomit on command.

[Starlight 456]

[QUOTE=mikester112;47188860]I can vomit on command.[/QUOTE]

Have you ever tossed up on someone that was pissing you off just to see the look on their face?

[mikester112]

[QUOTE=Starlight 456;47188868]Have you ever tossed up on someone that was pissing you off just to see the look on their face?[/QUOTE]

I've had the idea a few times but never really went through with it.

Oh and I have needlessly flexible wrists. I can bend it so that my palms are facing me when I do that one stretch where you entwine your fingers and hold out your arms.

[greeley]

Pretty much turning anything people say into a song just from the last word.

[kenshin44]

I have a huge dick

[Kwigg]

I can solve a Rubik's cube and several of its variants. (2x2, 3x3, 4x4 and 3x3 dodecahedron)
My personal cube record is 24 seconds.