[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;34506219][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvtvV95EQLQ[/media]
[editline]1st February 2012[/editline]
Also holy SHIT that is old.[/QUOTE]
Man this brings back memories!
[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;34505222]Be a pussy? Thats what ifail wants you to do.[/QUOTE]
It's not like he stands to gain from winning the fight. Anyway, if he's seriously asking this forum about fighting tips, he's already fucked.
Ask him if he's into anal.
Bribe...?
[QUOTE=EvilMattress;34504816]kick him in the dick[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=pessimistic;34504818]kick him in the balls[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Snake7;34504824]Go for the groin.[/QUOTE]
Majority vote wins. Go!
Long nerve running up the shin, anyone who plays soccer should know about this. It can drop someone easily, or at least make them freeze up in pain. All it takes is a kick or two and it's over for him. Easier than fighting, and looks a bit better than just kicking him in the balls.
Summon your demons.
Who gives a shit how it looks. Give him a boot to the balls and teach him a lesson. He won't be fighting anymore when he loses a testicle.
Alternately, choose not to give a fuck and deal with it like a mature person instead of a 13 year old with no self control.
Kick his shin. Block and/or dodge frequently. I find avoiding damage to be more important than dealing damage, but you should throw punches at every opportunity you can.
If you're fast enough, try and go behind him. Try and kick him in the asshole.
Do what I do.
Down, Back, Forward, Down, Triangle in jumping distance.
[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;34505133]
[IMG]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs19/f/2007/241/4/a/In_before_the_lock_by_dantiscus.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Love that image :v:
Also go for the groin i guess? If he is bigger than you.
Do this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GNGBsHMlNY[/media]
and you'll be fine
and if that doesn't work punch him in the nose and he'll start crying
Let him beat you up and sue his ass.
Grab his head by his chin and the back of his head, then twist it; push the chin up, and the back of the head down, and also twist the head.
[editline]2nd February 2012[/editline]
Not really though, you'd snap his neck if you do it too quickly. Otherwise, he'll just fall down.
Punch/kick him in the balls.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;34508189]Let him beat you up and sue his ass.[/QUOTE]
Alternatively this.
Since you're the one that got challenged, you can choose the weapon of the duel.
Hire a sniper to kill him from a distance while you crack jokes then make a hand gesture to make it look like you have some kind of godly power.
Snake, try to remember the basics of CQC.
Stomp him in the Nuts.
Ignore the idiot.
rip your shirt off point at him bodyslam him cup your ear and leg drop him
Hug him and hug him hard. He'll be goddamned confused and when he is you should go for the throat.
have sex with his mother, gain her love, marry her, be his father, now you're the boss
The sad truth is, if you want even a little smidgeon of respect, you have to fight. Kick this guys ass. There is no honor code or rules of engagement in a school yard fight, so don't be afraid to play dirty. Kick him in the balls, pull his hair, hell bite him if you feel like it. That sort of thing will make him think twice.
And if you get him on the ground, don't hesitate to begin stomping, kicking, and body slamming.
Also, watch out for headlocks. People try to pull that shit all the time.
Lawyer up and hit the gym.
[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;34511110]The sad truth is, if you want even a little smidgeon of respect, you have to fight. Kick this guys ass. There is no honor code or rules of engagement in a school yard fight, so don't be afraid to play dirty. Kick him in the balls, pull his hair, hell bite him if you feel like it. That sort of thing will make him think twice.
And if you get him on the ground, don't hesitate to begin stomping, kicking, and body slamming.
Also, watch out for headlocks. People try to pull that shit all the time.[/QUOTE]
What kind of fucked up school did you go to when you were younger?
[QUOTE=Angry Pineapple;34504846]Wear tribal paint to school and chant and yell savagely when he comes up to you.[/QUOTE]
"Legionary: Annother one killed to my name!"
Type the following in the Console : Ent_fire Kill <boy's name>
without the <>
Be like Muhammad Ali
DUDE just fcking KICK HIS ASS. Do the reacharound-grab-punch and then dodge his balls and KICK HIS FUCKING ASSS FUCK YEAHHH. trust me i get into fights all the time im that bad ass kid you see in movies that is really popular and awesome at fighting
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