I guarantee if you charge at him shouting this he will not fuck with you
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE#t=29s[/url]
[editline]2nd February 2012[/editline]
Or your money back
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;34511544]I guarantee if you charge at him shouting this he will not fuck with you
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE#t=29s[/url]
[editline]2nd February 2012[/editline]
Or your money back[/QUOTE]
Be sure to sound and look like you are having a seizure. You have to really sell the bloodlust.
I thought these advices had to help his reputation?
Ask a forum full of geeks for advice
[QUOTE=N-12_Aden;34511572]Be sure to sound and look like you are having a seizure. You have to really sell the bloodlust.[/QUOTE]
Some mouth foam wouldn't hurt
Just make sure you don't headbut him, because it will hurt you more then him
Or you could just lie on the floor and scream even if he hasn't hit you yet, he will get in trouble and you walk free
When and if he hits you start laughing maniacally.
Use pressure points and don't be afraid to take him down big time, If you get the chance, Break his bones, Or go for the throat, There's no such thing as being to brutal.
Punch him in the gut knocking the wind out of him. Fight over and no one gets hurt
Tell the wanker to go find a life. Pushing through the crowd at school and when someone finally pushes back he gets in a fight stance? What a pussy.
"I pissed someone big off"
Drink a ton of water and eat a ton of asparagus and then piss all over him.
Throw birds at him (preferable angry)
up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right, B, A, Start
Now kick his ass.
Punch him with your foot.
School brawls are absolutely pointless and will not matter in the slightest in the bigger picture of your life. There's no such thing as being "big" in school. Whatever you think of your social animosities or "rep" is worth at your current age is bullshit and matters fuck all, and even considering taking this seriously just make you as big of a tool as that guy. Walk away/ignore it all and spend your time worrying about real stuff. After graduation you'll realize just how disjointed school is from real life.
Aim for the groin, if he's standing still, the eyes, and if he's on the ground, the throat.
If he hurts you get a lawyer/police.
don't fight him if you don't want to, that or if you actually value your education and want to do well in the future.
How to not have this happen 101
1. Live in Canada (I assume you live in US so uh yeah...)
or
2. Learn a martial art like kickboxing, when kids found out i know kickboxing, nobody pisses me off.
use your intelligence to get out of the fight and insult him more, if that doesn't work and he gets in your face punch him as hard as you can and if he starts bleeding no matter what happens next you win.
tell him how you're both fucking stupid for getting into a fight over pushing each other out of the way.
[QUOTE=Im Crimson;34514942]School brawls are absolutely pointless and will not matter in the slightest in the bigger picture of your life. There's no such thing as being "big" in school. Whatever you think of your social animosities or "rep" is worth at your current age is bullshit and matters fuck all, and even considering taking this seriously just make you as big of a tool as that guy. Walk away/ignore it all and spend your time worrying about real stuff. After graduation you'll realize just how disjointed school is from real life.[/QUOTE]
When I said big, I meant in size. He's twice my size, and probably weight too.
Stand there and don't do shit against him, and let him screw you over. Someone will jump in and stop him and you get every girl at your school...
[B]THE END[/B]
[QUOTE=decamonos;34515742]When I said big, I meant in size. He's twice my size, and probably weight too.[/QUOTE]
What reason do you have at all to not ignore him? If he talks smack let him. If he touches you photograph your wounds secure a witness and get the police. Heck, if he's pissed over something like an insult you could even apologize and make him look like a complete tool when he tries to play tough and not accept it.
Oh wow, fighting. Growing up around the poorest part of west Belfast, I've been getting into fights since 10 years old. Fighting has going me into trouble with the cops and sent me to anger management. You do relies, as Mike Tyson says, "Everyone has a plan until they get hit". YOU CAN NEVER PLAN WHAT YOU'LL DO IN A STREET FIGHT, TRUST ME. You'll think you've got it all figured out, then once he hits you in the jaw, adrenaline will overcome you and you'll end up throwing wild punches, getting yourself hurt. Experience is the only thing that you need. Most of you guys wouldn't know what it feels like to punch a guy square in the teeth. You'll always fuck up your hand in a street fight, unless your weak. Anyway, back to topic. Most kids think they are Mike Tyson when it comes to street fighting. They think they are so hard and can knock people out in one punch. I accualy remember this kid calling me out after school because he wanted to prove something, I guess. I met him afterschool, he came charging at me with his right hand cocked back, attempting to throw a hay maker. I punched him square in the chin with a right cross and he dropped like a sack of shit. EVERYONE WHO ISN'T TRAINED HAS A GLASS CHIN. Anyway, as I said, experience. I'm so used to adrenaline now, that if I ever get into fights anyways (Which don't really happen as often as they used to) I can always control my body. If an average guy who's never been in a scrap gets hit, his body will be overcome with adrenaline and pure animal instinct will overcome he and he'll be thinking of one thing : hurting you. When you've been exposed to adrenaline enough times as a boxer or a street fighter, you'll be able to control your body since your body's so used to feeling that way. When you get used to adrenaline, it's just like your not fighting at all, you can think, you can dodge, you can plan what you're going to do next, Unlike a average kid who's just focus on hurting you. I can counter, I can do anything with you.
I have NO tips for you. You have to face it. One way or another, once you start fighting, you'll be focusing on hurting him and everything you planned will go out the window. There is no way to overcome adrenaline without being so used to feeling it.
I'm 17 now, and I'm not trying to act like E-thug here are anything, but I've been in a shit ton of fights, maybe over 100 (Anyone from Belfast would know about to fighting situation over here, especially organised fights after school.)
When I was a young kid, I guess I wanted to prove I was the big lad, but now, I only hit someone if they seriously piss me off.
You could do the right thing and realise that as you're unmatched and try not to instigate a fight or if something does start then you could always attempt to hit certain places to gain an advantage.
Aim for the celiac plexus also known as the solar plexus to attempt to paralyse the diaphragm so they'll have trouble breathing, also the liver so that you could attempt to hit the vagus nerve which branches out to the rest of the body and if it hard enough can cause the body to 'shut down' and creates a sense of helplessness. To find these places, Google is your friend.
I do not advise doing this though as it could create more trouble then its worth and it does sound like you are unmatched, though that's not a reason to not stand up for what's right. But what I understand is that there will be a fight started over something petty and I don't think that's worth fighting for. If it was me, then try and be the better man in the situation and try to resolve the problem like humans. Or if something starts, then give it shot, no one can blame you for trying.
Ah, the memories. I grew up in a rough district in Scotland, so getting into fights was no big deal. Look, Kid, you'll just want to be the bigger man and walk away. ;V; has the best post in this thread, so take it from him.
[QUOTE=:v:;34516364]Oh wow, fighting. Growing up around the poorest part of west Belfast, I've been getting into fights since 10 years old. Fighting has going me into trouble with the cops and sent me to anger management. You do relies, as Mike Tyson says, "Everyone has a plan until they get hit". YOU CAN NEVER PLAN WHAT YOU'LL DO IN A STREET FIGHT, TRUST ME. You'll think you've got it all figured out, then once he hits you in the jaw, adrenaline will overcome you and you'll end up throwing wild punches, getting yourself hurt. Experience is the only thing that you need. Most of you guys wouldn't know what it feels like to punch a guy square in the teeth. You'll always fuck up your hand in a street fight, unless your weak. Anyway, back to topic. Most kids think they are Mike Tyson when it comes to street fighting. They think they are so hard and can knock people out in one punch. I accualy remember this kid calling me out after school because he wanted to prove something, I guess. I met him afterschool, he came charging at me with his right hand cocked back, attempting to throw a hay maker. I punched him square in the chin with a right cross and he dropped like a sack of shit. EVERYONE WHO ISN'T TRAINED HAS A GLASS CHIN. Anyway, as I said, experience. I'm so used to adrenaline now, that if I ever get into fights anyways (Which don't really happen as often as they used to) I can always control my body. If an average guy who's never been in a scrap gets hit, his body will be overcome with adrenaline and pure animal instinct will overcome he and he'll be thinking of one thing : hurting you. When you've been exposed to adrenaline enough times as a boxer or a street fighter, you'll be able to control your body since your body's so used to feeling that way. When you get used to adrenaline, it's just like your not fighting at all, you can think, you can dodge, you can plan what you're going to do next, Unlike a average kid who's just focus on hurting you. I can counter, I can do anything with you.
I have NO tips for you. You have to face it. One way or another, once you start fighting, you'll be focusing on hurting him and everything you planned will go out the window. There is no way to overcome adrenaline without being so used to feeling it.
I'm 17 now, and I'm not trying to act like E-thug here are anything, but I've been in a shit ton of fights, maybe over 100 (Anyone from Belfast would know about to fighting situation over here, especially organised fights after school.)
When I was a young kid, I guess I wanted to prove I was the big lad, but now, I only hit someone if they seriously piss me off.[/QUOTE]
Listen to this guy, he knows his shit.
You must unremittingly study this video if you wish to discover the way of the true warrior
[video=youtube;qHL2Cpb1618]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHL2Cpb1618[/video]
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