A popular method in my school...
1. Go to lunch
2. Make sure you have lunch with enemy
3. Slam tray on head of enemy
4. Get suspended
Just kick him in the groin.
[QUOTE=Dominicus;34511155]What kind of fucked up school did you go to when you were younger?[/QUOTE]
A normal Catholic High School. It's not the school that's fucked up, it's the arrogant and pissy people inside it that are.
Be the reasonable and civilized person and talk if that doesn't work remember this is real life all you need to do is close your fist and hit as hard as you can in his face.
Fetal position.
If you cant avoid a fight go for areas where he cant block I guess
[QUOTE=decamonos;34504801]A kid I sort of know tried to push through me today in school today, I pushed back. We stared each other down until one of his friends pulled him away. Now he wants to fight me. Advice? Fighting tips? I could really use the help.[/QUOTE]
Well. Looks like you're gonna have to play dirty. Get yourself a set of brass knuckles. Beat him in the face a few times, just enough to make sure hes unconscious. Then, you're gonna have to cut off his limbs, gag him. Make sure he doesn't draw attention, take him "now limbless" out to sea, preferable in excess of 100 miles. Toss him in a vacuum bag for clothes. Suck out that air, and tie some bricks to the bag, then dump him.
Joking of course.
Just fight him. It sounds like you're going to get your ass kicked anyway, but at least you fought back. That's still pretty honorable in my book
Decamonos, it's been 4 days. Have you had your ass kicked/given an ass kicking yet?
[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;34570084]Decamonos, it's been 4 days. Have you had your ass kicked/given an ass kicking yet?[/QUOTE]
I think not. To be fair, I think shit's made up. Could be me though.
Suck his dick or mine.
If you choose me I'll get one of the homies to shut him up.
In all seriousness call him cute or something.
Of course you have to be comfortable with your sexuality and be prepared for reticule.
Play the lollipop game with him
This thread reminds me of when an ass threw a snowball at me once when we were both 11. I just snapped and marched up to him, grabbed him by the shoulders and just shock him, and screamed in his face to quit fucking with me
it actually worked
[QUOTE=VaSTinY;34570538]This thread reminds me of when an ass threw a snowball at me once when we were both 11. I just snapped and marched up to him, grabbed him by the shoulders and just shock him, and screamed in his face to quit fucking with me
it actually worked[/QUOTE]
I remember a guy in highschool who always made fun of people and occasionally me, after a while I finally snapped, I walked up to him punched him so hard his nose bled, the fucker actually cried and ran, thankfully it was time to go home and no one reported me.
[QUOTE=decamonos;34504801]A kid I sort of know tried to push through me today in school today, I pushed back. We stared each other down until one of his friends pulled him away. Now he wants to fight me. Advice? Fighting tips? I could really use the help.[/QUOTE]
Man up.
I think the OP's got his skull cracked. Seeing as he hasn't posted in two days.
He came, he tried, he died.
DO NOT go for the groin, that's the dumbest thing you can do, it's quite effective but it's not a good thing to hit someone there, no-matter how dumb this guy is
Go for the dick.
Not with a fist, with a firm grip, as if you're gripping a handlebar. That'll show him who da boss is.
For all those asking, I survived, he said that day he wanted to fight. Never heard back. But thanks for all the advice, totally going to do the [U][I]crazy[/I][/U] stuff if this comes up again. If you can't beat em' freak them the hell out.
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