[QUOTE=Fuckitbucket;34505266]Squeeze his balls(if any) till he passes out.[/QUOTE]
thank you, now I can't breath
guys it's a trick question, it says he pissed someone BIG (fat) off. Therefore you must run around in circles for about 5-10 minutes which should tire him out.
[QUOTE=18;34626022]guys it's a trick question, it says he pissed someone BIG (fat) off. Therefore you must run around in circles for about 5-10 minutes which should tire him out.[/QUOTE]
This technique is called endurance hunting, you then stick your spear in between the skull and the spine to ensure a kill, take him home and roast him for the tribe, you'll be well fed for weeks.
[QUOTE=BiigTony;34590181]DO NOT go for the groin, that's the dumbest thing you can do, it's quite effective but it's not a good thing to hit someone there, no-matter how dumb this guy is[/QUOTE] Kick him there and make sure his fucking descendants know who gave them downsyndrome fuck
Tell the school administration. You don't have to fight.
Destroy him with Lazers!
<insert Knife Party track here>
The title made me think you pissed off the head of a secret society of assassins or some shit.
Do the monkey grapple onto his back like a little kid wanting a piggy back ride, push his head to the side and rip the flesh from his neck with your teeth! That'll show him. THEN CONSUME HIS LIFE BLOODS!
[QUOTE=The one that is;34629272]Do the monkey grapple onto his back like a little kid wanting a piggy back ride, push his head to the side and rip the flesh from his neck with your teeth! That'll show him. THEN CONSUME HIS LIFE BLOODS![/QUOTE]
EAT HIS HEART WHILE THE BLOOD IS WARM!
Bring a spoon to school, pin him against a wall, cut off his nipples and sow them to his forehead. Proceed to pull his shirt over his head and duct tape him to the floor. Sing the Mario Tennis theme loudly as you repeatedly slap his exposed back with a flyswatter. Urinate on him to mark your territory then take his pants. Tactics will always beat strength.
I guess in the first place before you start picking fights with burly men you should walk a mile in their shoes...
That way when you pick a fight with them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Suplex and then straight up pick him up with a headlock and proceed to drop him on his face with his body stacked above him.
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