gerbil are you a hyperactive 12 year old or something?
[QUOTE=Giner;18232263]gerbil are you a hyperactive 12 year old or something?[/QUOTE]
no im 15 im just trying to relieve tension because im nervous as fuck because i need to meet my gf's parents tommorow when i pick her up for date
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oh and i hate phones
I'm probably never going to have a girlfriend.
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;18232290]I'm probably never going to have a girlfriend.[/QUOTE]
I'm probably never going to have a laurencedgreat.
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;18232290]I'm probably never going to have a girlfriend.[/QUOTE]
thats what i thought until tuesday
youll find the right person.
my gf is awesome.
The problem is that I think I have some sort of social anxiety disorder. I have a hard time talking to just about anyone.
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;18232408]The problem is that I think I have some sort of social anxiety disorder. I have a hard time talking to just about anyone.[/QUOTE]
Hello my name is gerbil and you are looking in a mirror
I can hardly even talk to my few friends without blushing.
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;18232431]I can hardly even talk to my few friends without blushing.[/QUOTE]
Hello my name is gerbil and you are looking into a mirror.
I wish my penis didnt hurt.
I wish my cough would go.
[quote=bulmer;18232440]i wish my penis didnt hurt.
I wish my cough would go.[/quote]
got a hurt penis?
Take some robitussin
[QUOTE=Bulmer;18232440]I wish my penis didnt hurt.[/QUOTE]
Don't fap so much. :eng101:
[QUOTE=gerbils_alt_2;18232448]got a hurt penis?
Take some robitussin[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=gerbils_alt_2;18232270]no im 15 im just trying to relieve tension because im nervous as fuck because i need to meet my gf's parents tommorow when i pick her up for date
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oh and i hate phones[/QUOTE]
wut, thats easy just be polite and dont wear something stupid
Call her father Sir. That always gives them a hard on, in terms of male status and who is "bigger" etcetc.
Then fuck her senseless, take her home, wink at him.
Don't call her again.
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Nothing to do but make .gifs when I'm sick.
I mispelled it wrong
It's [email]elitcoconut@hotmail.com[/email]
Sorry
"What you can't see doesn't exist" is a really crappy life motto.
[QUOTE=Bulmer;18232640]Call her father Sir. That always gives them a hard on, in terms of male status and who is "bigger" etcetc.
Then fuck her senseless, take her home, wink at him.
Don't call her again.[/QUOTE]
will do
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[QUOTE=Luxo;18232724]"What you can't see doesn't exist" is a really crappy life motto.[/QUOTE]
that defines all asian guys in bed according to internet sterotypes
Oh b-b-b-baby, you aint seen nothin yet
[QUOTE=<VET>Jasper;18232757]Oh b-b-b-baby, you aint gunna see anything[/QUOTE]
fixed
[QUOTE=Joxalot;18232682]I mispelled it wrong
It's [email]elitcoconut@hotmail.com[/email]
Sorry[/QUOTE]
Added that one too. :colbert:
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