[QUOTE=That___Guy;22891471]A rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way does the egg roll?[/QUOTE]
I would imagine neither way, seeing as a rooster can't lay eggs. :downs:
10 birds are on a farm, a farmer shoots 1, how many are left?
42
[QUOTE=Saza;22891711]42[/QUOTE]
No, that is the answer to life the universe and everything
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;22891727]No, that is the answer to life the universe and everything[/QUOTE]
bro read the last word
Oh wait, [QUOTE]Everything[/QUOTE]I guess you are right then
9?
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;22891737]Oh wait, I guess you are right then[/QUOTE]
I didn't get that
[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;22891670]10 birds are on a farm, a farmer shoots 1, how many are left?[/QUOTE]
One. The other 9 fly away because they're fucking birds. Only the dead one remains.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;22891814]9?[/QUOTE]
Wrong
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[QUOTE=Klownox;22891950]One. The other 9 fly away because they're fucking birds. Only the dead one remains.[/QUOTE]
Ding, although the one bird shot didn't count
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[QUOTE=Ech.;22891843]I didn't get that[/QUOTE]
It's a reference to Monty Pytons book, The hitch hikers guide to the galexy
It's by Douglas Adams. Douglas may have written some episodes for Monty Python but The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy wasn't to do with Monty Python.
What can kill a human, kill a animal, and kill a villiage but if a fish is without it he dies.
Water? That answer was too easy... I bet it's wrong.
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Mom, Dad, and 2 kids have come to a river, and they find a boat. It is small and can only carry one adult or 2 kids at a time. Both kids are good rowers, but how can the whole family reach the other side of the river?
fucking swim
[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;22898436]fucking swim[/QUOTE]
Close, but they have pimped out chains all around their necks so if they go in the water they will sink to the bottom faster than 4chan's content.
walk a couple feet down. find bridge. cross.
here's a good one:
a cop enters a murder scene. inside is a man with a gun to his head, his brains blown out suicide style. there is a tape recorder on the desk. the cop presses play, and a classic "i cant take this anymore" audio recording takes place. then you hear a gunshot on the tape, and it stops. how does the cop know it's a murder?
Duh, because if he shot himself while saying that he couldn't have pressed stop on the recording.
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Also, you are wrong.
[QUOTE=eXistys;22896128]Water? That answer was too easy... I bet it's wrong.
[editline]11:16AM[/editline]
Mom, Dad, and 2 kids have come to a river, and they find a boat. It is small and can only carry one adult or 2 kids at a time. Both kids are good rowers, but how can the whole family reach the other side of the river?[/QUOTE]
two kids row over, one kid gets off the other rows back, kid gets off one adult gets on rows over gets off the other kid gets on rows back other kid gets on they both row back one kid gets off the other other rows back gets off the adult gets on rows over gets off the kid rows back over to get last kid
[QUOTE=Sitkero;22891552]I would imagine neither way, seeing as a rooster can't lay eggs. :downs:[/QUOTE]
correct
[QUOTE=eXistys;22899250]Duh, because if he shot himself while saying that he couldn't have pressed stop on the recording.
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Also, you are wrong.[/QUOTE]
ding ding.
What is that, which goes and goes - but gets nowhere?
a starting gun for the race
A clock?
What's made of wood and has 24 legs?
[QUOTE=Nappelbee;22905790]What is that, which goes and goes - but gets nowhere?[/QUOTE]
A clock, stairs, an old man in a weelchair.
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I love this thread, sadly i don't know any good riddles at all. :frown:
[QUOTE=kmlkmljkl;22926596]What's made of wood and has 24 legs?[/QUOTE]
A duck.
[QUOTE=kmlkmljkl;22926596]What's made of wood and has 24 legs?[/QUOTE]
6 chairs, or tables?
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;22927192]6 chairs, or tables?[/QUOTE]
yup
A unicorn in the woods and the unicorn sees something and it was pink and had udders. what was it
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