[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48210541]What have I done.[/QUOTE]
enraged the penis hivemind once again
[QUOTE=cr2142;48210542]fuck it you know what im going to go for it and say it
guess what
hahah
going guess
[B][sp]willy[/sp[[/B]
JAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA[/QUOTE]
You done messed up. I hope you're happy
[QUOTE=cr2142;48210535]where would you stick it though
I mean, a mouth can only REALLY contain 1 wiener unless your really going for it
or if that hole is suddenly very moist[/QUOTE]
dude those competitive eater guys can stick like a whole bunch of weiners in their mouth
[QUOTE=WitheredGryphon;48210545]You done messed up. I hope you're happy[/QUOTE]
[sp] or did i [/sp]
fuck
i have to go to my world every time I want an item from the wizard
this is probably going to be slightly annoying.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;48210546]dude those competitive eater guys can stick like a whole bunch of weiners in their mouth[/QUOTE]
Dont they have a technique where they dont even eat it, they basically just slob it down their throat and leave their stomach to the business
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48210558]WRONG CR[/QUOTE]
I DISAGREE ARHHH
[QUOTE=cr2142;48210535]where would you stick it though
I mean, a mouth can only REALLY contain 1 wiener unless your really going for it
or if that hole is suddenly very moist[/QUOTE]
Judging by some things that I've came across, there are few limits to what human holes can contain. :q:
[QUOTE=cr2142;48210554]Dont they have a technique where they dont even eat it, they basically just slob it down their throat and let there stomach to the business[/QUOTE]
I think.
They still chew it a little bit but not too much.
With that technique they can demolish a weiner in like 5 seconds
[QUOTE=Starlight 456;48210561]Judging by some things that I've came across, there are few limits to what human holes can contain. :q:[/QUOTE]
Im only young please dont tell me
my mind is still clean with puppies and kittens
Sometimes there's those little cheeky manlets in my class. And they try to piss me off sometimes.
The best part is when I piss them off, they try to punch me really hard, but I don't feel a thing, so I let them hit me without moving a muscle on my face.
[QUOTE=cr2142;48210565]Im only young please dont tell me
my mind is still clean with puppies and kittens[/QUOTE]
Santa isn't real
[img]https://31.media.tumblr.com/033b7ad1dd38d519bb71292efd737818/tumblr_nm6td0USJG1tggu0vo1_250.gif[/img]
Sums up my life pretty well.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;48210562]I think.
They still chew it a little bit but not too much.
With that technique they can demolish a weiner in like 5 seconds[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;-brdjupTihM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-brdjupTihM[/video]
this motherfucker took a sip and swallowed three back-to-back
competitive eating is so fucking nasty I can't believe there are people that put themselves through that
i have to pee but all the frogs outside are so loud I'm scared to get out of bed so i guess ill just aim in this bottle somehow
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;48210586]i have to pee but all the frogs outside are so loud I'm scared to get out of bed so i guess ill just aim in this bottle somehow[/QUOTE]
pee in a toilet then silly, not in the garden thats where the grass grows!
fine. ill get up and go use the bathroom and be kidnapped by frogs
-snip im dumb-
[QUOTE=WitheredGryphon;48210583][video=youtube;-brdjupTihM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-brdjupTihM[/video]
this motherfucker took a sip and swallowed three back-to-back[/QUOTE]
Oh shit yo I meant like those hot dog eating contests and shit that's fucking crazy though :v:
Maybe one day i can swallow wieners as well as he can
I honestly would love to be able to do a little bit of competitive eating
the most I've done is an ice cream challenge at a local ice cream place which was like, 4 toppings and 8 scoops of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry i think and I completely trashed it
Felt proud as shit and then felt very sick but it was worth it
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;48210603]fine. ill get up and go use the bathroom and be kidnapped by frogs[/QUOTE]
Dont worry i'll pay the ransom
i may dislike kiwi as a fruit but i definitely adore the person
[QUOTE=HWECQI;48210606]I honestly would love to be able to do a little bit of competitive eating
the most I've done is an ice cream challenge at a local ice cream place which was like, 4 toppings and 8 scoops of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry i think and I completely trashed it
Felt proud as shit and then felt very sick but it was worth it[/QUOTE]
I drank one and a half litres of ice cream soda in one go a few years ago. Never again.
[QUOTE=MissingNoGuy;48210608]i may dislike kiwi as a fruit but i definitely adore the person[/QUOTE]
I like New Zealanders
Aussies are hit and miss for me :v:
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;48210586]i have to pee but all the frogs outside are so loud I'm scared to get out of bed so i guess ill just aim in this bottle somehow[/QUOTE]
This reminds me of a story.
I had to take a urinalysis one time (drug test) and the guy gave me this tiny ass bottle. Normally this wouldn't be a problem but I had to wait like an hour and I drank water all the while to make sure I could piss even if I was nervous cause the dude stood about a foot behind you from the urinal facing you.
Well by the time it was my turn I couldn't stand up straight because of how full my bladder was. I got in there and I got the bottle then was like "oh shit I'm going to way overfill that." I couldn't hold it though and opened the flood gates. Needless to say I pissed all over my hand that was holding the bottle cause I couldn't get the little shit out of the way fast enough.
Apparently some of my friends who were taking a urinalysis that day also had the same problem. One of them said he stuck his dick in the bottle and pissed into it, but one fuck that those bottles have been used before, and two idk how he got his dick inside that tiny bottle. It was like the size of my thumb
Long story short, don't drink too much water so you don't piss on yourself during a urinalysis!
[QUOTE=HWECQI;48210606]I honestly would love to be able to do a little bit of competitive eating
the most I've done is an ice cream challenge at a local ice cream place which was like, 4 toppings and 8 scoops of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry i think and I completely trashed it
Felt proud as shit and then felt very sick but it was worth it[/QUOTE]
Me and a friend did 60 chicken nuggets each once so 120 total
Shit was hard and stupid but fun
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