[QUOTE=matt000024;48214101]join my squad.[/QUOTE]
do i look like a soldier to u???
:tried: Back from travel. Sup.
[QUOTE=kimr120;48214140]:tried: Back from travel. Sup.[/QUOTE]
whalecum bak
My brother put a 2 terabyte hard-drive into his PS4, so now maybe we can have more than 5 games installed on it now!
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;48214093]Gf says she wants to meet up and have a 'serious talk'
Aw shit I got a bad feeling about this[/QUOTE]
Okay good news it was nothing bad
She basically made me walk 30 minutes just so she could quote the pastor from the new Mega64 comic con video
"Do not stick foreign objects up your anal area"
thanks for nearly giving me a heart attack :v:
[QUOTE=Daemon White;48213844]What is it?[/QUOTE]
its a marketing job. They want me to do SEO stuff and tracking sales and crap but its not great.. their website is horrible. I think they need to do an overhaul.
They aren't hiring a graphic designer or web designer..
[quote]
Social Media Marketing
Brand Development
Email Marketing
Duties
Working with Marketing Manager to develop and refine monthly social media content calendars
Assisting in organization of collaterals and databases
Developing insightful, quality content to disseminate through various networks
Monitoring social media channels
Tracking the growth and impact of our social media
Assisting with day-to-day marketing initiatives and general office tasks
Desired Skills
Deep understanding of social media
Efficiency in Microsoft office (especially Excel)
Organization and attention to detail
Excellent written and verbal communication, strong editing skills
Copywriting
Professional appearance[/quote]
omg wait.. i got an email from 2 other jobs.. I'm nervous ;-;
[editline]15th July 2015[/editline]
oH MY GOD I HAVE 2 INTERVIEWS
[quote]Hi Ashely, I would like to set up an interview for tomorrow morning. Please let me know is you are available.
Thank you,[/quote]
idk how to even
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;48214273]Okay good news it was nothing bad
She basically made me walk 30 minutes just so she could quote the pastor from the new Mega64 comic con video
"Do not stick foreign objects up your anal area"
thanks for nearly giving me a heart attack :v:[/QUOTE]
The video for reference I guess
[video]https://youtu.be/N4my1O6-nrU[/video]
they spelled my name wrong but whatever idc
[QUOTE=Luxuria;48213061]i get thats probably sarcasm but its legitimately annoying. its swelled in such a way i cant bite down at any angle without snagging the gum[/QUOTE]
dw its not sarcasm
[b][i][highlight][INTERNAL SCREAMING AND THOUGHTS OF HORROR AND FUCKING EVERYTHING UP INTENSIFIES][/b][/i][/highlight]
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;48214333]they spelled my name wrong but whatever idc[/QUOTE]
They also spelled "if" wrong, so I'm honestly not surprised about the name. :v:
jfc my Facebook is blowing up with news about how Obama is a dictator for making the deal with Iran
[QUOTE=azure 505;48214366]They also spelled "if" wrong, so I'm honestly not surprised about the name. :v:[/QUOTE]
its for a makeup company. Which I'm pretty sure they are going to know I know nothing about makeup because thats what they are looking for but fake it till u make it amiright? :v:
No, but I don't wear makeup and they are going to look at my face and be like, uhhh??
I have to know the latest trends in makeup and all that.. this is going to be hilarious
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZE87y6R.gif[/IMG]
Finally, an avatar the meets the file size requirements
I just sprinted to my friends house which is like a minute walk away, stole his Pringles, and ran back
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;48214483]I just sprinted to my friends house which is like a minute walk away, stole his Pringles, and ran back[/QUOTE]
Oh no, I'm calling the cyberpolice on you!
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;48214420]its for a makeup company. Which I'm pretty sure they are going to know I know nothing about makeup because thats what they are looking for but fake it till u make it amiright? :v:
No, but I don't wear makeup and they are going to look at my face and be like, uhhh??
I have to know the[B] latest trends in makeup [/B]and all that.. this is going to be hilarious[/QUOTE]
The only things that even changed was the ingredients.
FINISHED THE SEMESTER
Group Project was PERFECT, my lovely friends pulled through like experts.
ACED THE FINAL EXAM IN THREE MINUTES, EASY A
RIDING THIS FUCKING HIGH
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;48214483]I just sprinted to my friends house which is like a minute walk away, stole his Pringles, and ran back[/QUOTE]
If they don't know you stole them, you should text them a pic with you eating them and the caption "Thanks for the chips buddy."
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;48214420]its for a makeup company. Which I'm pretty sure they are going to know I know nothing about makeup because thats what they are looking for but fake it till u make it amiright? :v:
No, but I don't wear makeup and they are going to look at my face and be like, uhhh??
I have to know the latest trends in makeup and all that.. this is going to be hilarious[/QUOTE]
just invent your own makeup lifehacks like:
use tomato purée instead of blusher
sprinkle salt on your eyelashes for that extra sparkle
trendy people really like lifehacks.
God damn it I think KotH might be my second favorite cartoon, only behind by Rick and Morty
"Didn't you read this? "Cancer. Heart disease. Emphysema." "I thought those were the ingredients."
I updated my emoticon list, hell i don't care if these ever ger used this shit is fun
[img]http://i.imgur.com/dm2N3Lo.png[/img][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3655193/Glitchman_01.png[/img][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3655193/Glitchman_02.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/l0FaYir.png[/img][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3655193/Glitchman_03.png[/img][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3655193/Glitchman_04.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/cN9rDpG.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/XbXAyq9.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/k12MnQS.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/tPJ796x.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/AITQITt.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/0MP2Pmo.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/YdxXAyJ.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/lL36kww.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/qMWSC7a.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/Ljr0GZJ.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/Gb9UWBZ.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/OhAq2B3.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/KORYIZF.png[/img]
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;48214483]I just sprinted to my friends house which is like a minute walk away, stole his Pringles, and ran back[/QUOTE]
If he gets mad at you, just tell him you're making a sacrifice for his health.
back cramp go away.
So I'm wondering what game to play.
I turn on my radio. No shit. This is playing.
[video=youtube;j_zyb-XXWz0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_zyb-XXWz0[/video]
WELL I GUESS THIS IS FATE
[QUOTE=Glitchman;48214510]I updated my emoticon list, hell i don't care if these ever ger used this shit is fun
[img]http://i.imgur.com/dm2N3Lo.png[/img][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3655193/Glitchman_01.png[/img][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3655193/Glitchman_02.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/l0FaYir.png[/img][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3655193/Glitchman_03.png[/img][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3655193/Glitchman_04.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/cN9rDpG.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/XbXAyq9.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/k12MnQS.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/tPJ796x.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/AITQITt.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/0MP2Pmo.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/YdxXAyJ.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/lL36kww.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/qMWSC7a.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/Ljr0GZJ.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/Gb9UWBZ.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/OhAq2B3.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/KORYIZF.png[/img][/QUOTE]
those are some good emotes
[media]https://soundcloud.com/monstercat/sw-hp-saturday-morning-space-ride[/media]
I love all of Stephen's newer songs. All the songs Hyper Potions put out are pretty good too.
i could write a thesis on how to fuck good in a teletubbie suit
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;48214546]those are some good emotes[/QUOTE]
They look really cute too!
how to fuck real good if you are wearing a teletubbie suit
a comprehensive guide by liam daniel elhay
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