Mind blowing facts - General

The average human can fit up to 19 inches of long ribbed purple vibrating self lubricating sweat sweaty soft/hard warm vainy self ejaculating dragon dildo in their asshole

[QUOTE=DGAFzallzool;39251621]The average human can fit up to 19 inches of long ribbed purple vibrating self lubricating sweat sweaty soft/hard warm vainy self ejaculating dragon dildo in their asshole[/QUOTE] I'm wondering how long it took you to calculate that. I'm gonna say [I]19 inches long.[/I]

-Some people are too retared to understand sarcasm-

[QUOTE=Haloscott3;39251475]Use Herring --> Tree "This is not the mightiest tree in the forest"[/QUOTE] If you tried using a Herring on the Grand Tree, it'd say "It can't be done" instead.

mixing the colors of light is called additive mixing, while mixing the colors of pigments is called subtractive mixing. when you mix all of the colors of light together, you get white. when you mix all of the subtractive colors together, you supposedly get black. also, you know that guy from link's awakening named richard? that douche who makes you go and collect golden leaves for him? with the house full of frogs and a different song? yeah that guy. he's actually a cameo character from a nintendo game that wasn't released outside of japan, called "kaeru no tame ni kane wa naru", in english "for the frog the bell tolls". in the game, you play richard's best friend and rival, the prince of sable (he doesn't have a canon name, so many fans just call him "sable" or "sable prince"). richard is the prince of custard. the game has many food-themed names. the princess is named tiramisu, the kingdom you end up going to is named mille-feuille (a french dessert), a thief who steals all of your money is named jam, some of the towns in mille-feuille even have food-themed names. what i'm getting at is that this is a pretty cool game and you should emulate it. there's even a really amazing english patch for the game. like seriously it is really good. also the song in richard's villa is a remix of the overworld theme from "for the frog the bell tolls".

burps are mouth farts

[QUOTE=endorphinsam;39252613]burps are mouth farts[/QUOTE] Semi-false. Farts have high levels of methane and hydrogen sulfide. unless your burps taste literally like ass, then they aren't mouth farts. oh and here's a mind blowing fact: putting green lights in your computer will make it go faster, but you gotta keep it cool with blue lights, or it will turn red and overheat.

Dolphins rape people.

The last good Muse album was recorded a few months before the release of Twitter. No connections have been discovered so far but the fanbase of Muse coincidentally became much more teenaged and female around that time.

Speaking of strange animal dicks, have you seen cat penises? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UVw7cgv36A[/media]

There is a hypothesis that states that every electron in the universe is actually the same electron, but it is going backwards and forwards in time constantly. [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-electron_universe]One-electron universe[/url]

Did you know that kangaroos cannot walk backwards? Marsupials are beyond silly.

When you put two U's next to each other it looks kind of like a W W is pronounced "Double U"

Bruce Willis is actually dead the whole movie.

did you know that 1.21 gigiwatts can send a delorean back in time [editline]17th January 2013[/editline] did you also known that my real name isn't nigbone... I got that name from these funny videos called detective nigbone

[QUOTE=Mr.SpicyTornado;39259252]Did you know that kangaroos cannot walk backwards? Marsupials are beyond silly.[/QUOTE] And for that reason, emus and kangaroos are put on the Australian Coat of Arms, they cannot abandon Australia and are always moving forward. [t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Australian_Coat_of_Arms.png[/t]

[QUOTE=Haloscott3;39260739]And for that reason, emus and kangaroos are put on the Australian Coat of Arms, they cannot abandon Australia and are always moving forward. [t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Australian_Coat_of_Arms.png[/t][/QUOTE] they can still turn 180

Everything that you are made of has been here since the beginning of time and will remain until the end of time. That makes me feel weird whenever I think of it

Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;39261008]Everything that you are made of has been here since the beginning of time and will remain until the end of time. That makes me feel weird whenever I think of it[/QUOTE] The same thing that made my penis will make a woman someday? Now that's hot!

Did you know observing someone through binoculars without there permission is illegal

[QUOTE=TAU!;39250330]When you put a conch shell up to your ear, you aren't hearing the ocean, but the bloodflow in your own body.[/QUOTE] Wrong. [url]http://science.howstuffworks.com/question556.htm[/url] [quote]Some people have suggested that the sound you hear from the seashell is the echoing of your blood rushing through the blood vessels of your ear. That is not the case. If that were true, then the sound would intensify after exercising, since your blood races faster after exercising. However, the sound is the same even after exercising.[/quote] [quote]The most likely explanation for the wave-like noise is ambient noise from around you. The seashell that you are holding just slightly above your ear captures this noise, which resonates inside the shell. The size and shape of the shell therefore has some effect on the sound you hear. Different shells sound different because different shells accentuate different frequencies. You don't even need the seashell to hear the noise. You can produce the same "ocean" sound using an empty cup or even by cupping your hand over your ear. Go ahead and try it and vary the distance at which you place the cup near your ear. The level of the sound will vary depending on the angle and distance the cup is from your ear.[/quote]

If you put your hand against your face and if your hand is bigger than your face your retarded.

You can sell dog poop for more money than it costs dog food. So the more dogs you have, the more money your making. Theirs this man that makes a living selling his 12 dogs feces.

It's always mind-blowing to think about our world in far-future, like in the year 3,000 or 5,000. [editline]18th January 2013[/editline] But that's not a fact in any way..

[QUOTE=Gekkosan;39262443]It's always mind-blowing to think about our world in far-future, like in the year 3,000 or 5,000. [editline]18th January 2013[/editline] But that's not a fact in any way..[/QUOTE] In the year 3535, Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, or tell no lies Everything you think, do, and say will be in the pill you take each day.

if you put a gun to your head and pull the trigger, your mind will be blown

Think of humpty dumpty [sp]Why did you think of an egg? There is nothing in the nursery rhyme to suggest he was anything other than just a normal person.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;39261118]Wrong. [URL]http://science.howstuffworks.com/question556.htm[/URL][/QUOTE] No, dumbass. It's the ocean. Everyone knows that.

At some point Mario decided to swap his shirt and overall colors. Roughly as many people noticed as the people who noticed that Player 2 can control the ducks in Duck Hunt. [thumb]http://i49.tinypic.com/29fz4ig.jpg[/thumb][thumb]http://i48.tinypic.com/34yqlb9.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://i47.tinypic.com/f9nlaf.jpg[/thumb][thumb]http://i47.tinypic.com/j0va04.jpg[/thumb]