5001 Ways to Die

[RedSponge]

276. Get raped by a tanks..

[-ZeeBo-]

277. Stick razorblades in the ass while dancing the polka and resiting bible verses.

[neesu]

278. Get pneumonia and allergies at the same time.

279. Get gout and epilepsy at the same time.

[UpchuckNorris]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;28153515]278. Get pneumonia and allergies at the same time.

279. Get gout and epilepsy at the same time.[/QUOTE]

filler post here.

[Lufttygger306]

280. Ride the Lightning

[neesu]

281. Recoilfuck yourself into a wall.

[UpchuckNorris]

282: :suicide:

[Lufttygger306]

283: Stab yourself to death with a toothbrush

[UpchuckNorris]

284: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y[/media]

[Cabbage]

285: Putting a cat on your head (Seriously inadvisable)

[UpchuckNorris]

286: Be every post.

[VistaPOWA]

287. Get banned from life(™).

[UpchuckNorris]

288: Rainbows

[Lufttygger306]

289: Get in the Brazen bull

[UpchuckNorris]

290: Go outside

[Cabbage]

291: Ascend from the Basement

[UpchuckNorris]

292: Monkeys

[Big D Duchovny]

293: Spontanous Anal Combustion.
Considereing the sick minds that browse Facepunch, I guess I'm late.

[neesu]

294. Be that cat.

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What cat?

[red_pharoah]

295. Judgment day.

[Sir Anthony]

296. sex to death.

[Lufttygger306]

297. Get killed

[SilverDragon619]

298. The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku on "Die" difficulty

[red_pharoah]

299. Play Amnesia: The Dark descent too much.

[GoDL1Kelol]

300. Get kicked down a spartan hole out of madness.

[red_pharoah]

301. Look Saxton Hale in the eye.