• 5001 Ways to Die
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93. Piss off Lucy (Cookie to who gets it)
[QUOTE=st ef you;25949544]93. Piss off Lucy (Cookie to who gets it)[/QUOTE] Elfen Lied? 94. Attempt to kill Justin Bieber only to have yourself ripped in two by rabid fangirl.
Congratulations! [img]http://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photofiles/list/1509/2033chip_cookie.jpg[/img] 95. Eat a cookie laced with anti-freeze. :smug:
95. Eat anti-freeze
posting in this shit
97. Drink liquid nitrogen
98. The way Elvis died, taking a shit. [editline]9th November 2010[/editline] 99. Puke spewing nipples.
100. Startle the witch.
101. Get a hand-job from said Witch and she accidentally cuts your dick off. :ohdear:
102. Browse OIFY
103. Natural causes
105. not be paranoid enough for spies. (get backstabbed)
106. Kick Arnold Schwotzenigger in the balls. Only to get him stick his hand through you. Another Cookie for those of you who understand who i'm talking about. And it aint Arnold.
Vehicular manslaughter?
108. Play MW2.
ITT:death and boxes
109. Marry Courtney Love
110. Be raped up the arse by a person using a rusty, jagged iron dildo, then be cock-slapped by him.
111: Having the sad realization you just posted something in this thread.
Jump off a cliff.
112. being buster from 'mythbusters'
113. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmJXS3q2fXo[/media] Demitasse of arsenic
114. xD
115. play battletoads?
116. Be the guy who posted reason 114 due to using "xD" in their post, which is frowned upon in Facepunch the last time I checked. The reason he will die is because I'll plunge a nice, shiny knife deep into his spinal cord to break it in half. :colbert:
117. Follow the steps on this thread.
118. Wait.
119. Bengay up your dickhole
120. Eat 120 bottles of toothpaste
123. Eat rotten meat.
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