[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;25923080]40. Get punched in the face. :smug:
See what I did there?[/QUOTE]
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125.FUCKING CHAINSAWS IN THE FACE
BRBRBRRRRT
*splorch*
126: Hang yourself while drinking a bottle of water at the same time.
127.Taking a machete up your asshole all the way to your FUCKING HEART
128. Watch the 3 men one hammer video, commit suicide.
129. Piss off a non-conformist wizard
130. Play Modern Warfare 2
131. Kill yourself after getting VAC banned from Modern Warfare 2.
eat babies, have baby over dose
132. Piss Alex off.
Hey Alex, sometimes I do look like a hush puppy.
Derrick! I'm trying to enjoy a treat here!
134. Get tied to a post and get stabbed by a butcher knife in your fucking balls causing you to bleed to death.
135. Cut your dick off and eat your balls
137. Chased off a cliff by 30 topless chicks
138.Take a Fire Axe up your ass chopping you up from the inside.
139. Watching Batman and Robin
1. Having Alzheimer's.
2. Having Alzheimer's
1. Having Alzheimer's.
Above, please write 140 and 141 instead of 1 and 2.
142. Choking on vomit
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;25976141]Above, please write 140 and 141 instead of 1 and 2.
142. Choking on vomit[/QUOTE]
congratulations, you missed the joke completely.
143. Become the enemy/prey of a T-Rex
148. Cured the case of Alzheimer's in the thread, fix the death count and then get hit by a car that mysteriously fell from outer space.
Play a song 'Sit On You' when a Boomer is nearby.
149. nuke... that is all
150. being beat to death with and orange at high speeds
[QUOTE=Noth;25973099]137. Chased off a cliff by 30 topless chicks[/QUOTE]
Why would they try to chase me off? I'd fuck 'em all. :smug:
151......rum, pine apple juice and cum, die from reading this horrible ryme.
152. After upsetting a guy on your work place, he goes to a bar, and finds himself a gal, they go home and fuck, the thing is, the guy was married. When his wife finds out she hangs herself, not being able to deal with what he just caused he leaves the country. Meanwhile the gal he fucked wasn't in fact on her pill like she said so 9 months after, a baby pops out. She gives it out for adoption, but later on she starts to feel lonely, so she buys a cat. One day she trips over the couch and spills a glass of water she was holding on to the cat, the cat hisses and runs out the window, you coincidently trip over the cat while walking home and a car runs over you.
154. Once again, fixing the death number. As soon as it's done, get shot in the head by Reznov because he's just that awesome in both World at War and Black Ops.
155. Bad acid trip... OH FUCK THE SPIDERS ARE BACK.
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