5001 Ways to Die - General - Facepunch Forum

#246 Use Samus suit and turn into a ball.

#247 -stand on a stool -put a wire cheese cutter around your neck and attach it to the ceiling -super glue your hands together -jump -when they find your body its like you pulled off your own head

Bump only got to 247, l's keep it goin' 248- run into a police station and start firing rounds off.

249. Home done frontal lobotomy gone wrong.

250. Portal in yourself [img]http://www.jeepbarnett.com/gallery2/d/11980-2/fanart_portal158.jpg[/img]

251. Go to a Cannibal Corpse concert and yell "Free Bird!"

252. Chew 5 Gum. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBHrQrVhYtg[/media]

253. Eat until you explode!

254. Drink the water in Mexico

[QUOTE=reywilnc;28147297]254. Drink the water in Mexico[/QUOTE] 255. Your avatar inspired- Be sat on by Gabe Newell.

256: Jump off a plane without a parachute.

257 get steppd on by the next boss

258. Jump of the edge of The Hoover Dam, and break your neck.

259: placing the claymore the wrong way round.

260. Have stomachexploditis.

261. Play Minecraft for 10 years and then later on... [img]http://i886.photobucket.com/albums/ac66/yeamomo/ForeverAlone.png[/img] And eventually die alone

262- eat uncooked rice until you are full than drink a glass of water. [editline]19th February 2011[/editline] stomach tear-e action!

262. Be a Necromorph.

263. Shit out a light bulb One that looks like this [img]http://www.oursbiz.com/Products/b/95/LED-Lighting-Light-Bulb-LE-HPB003-5W-10W--716278.jpg[/img]

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5001. Super deepthroat.

[QUOTE=certified;28150897]5001. Super deepthroat.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds_-yfGxnxo[/media]? [editline]19th February 2011[/editline] She should have superglued 5 Zuccini's together

268. Have 5001 posts in one thread.

269. Shit out one of [b]these.[/b] [IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_diRyK08pUMU/TL31FOh5T2I/AAAAAAAADVA/S8DUYfp6qTk/s1600/rose-thorn.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=RubberFruit;28152093]269. Shit out one of [b]these.[/b] [img_thumb]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_diRyK08pUMU/TL31FOh5T2I/AAAAAAAADVA/S8DUYfp6qTk/s1600/rose-thorn.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] That's what we all feel we are shitting out ERRYDAY!

270. Eat a computer monitor. 271. Choke on water.

272. Don't die, but die.

I loved this thread... 273. Staring at Roger Moores pimple [editline]19th February 2011[/editline] 274. Smoking Hydrogen

275. rip your own heart out and eat it until you die

275. Don't be a pageking.