In This Thread We Talk Like Our Country's Stereotypes

[Purplevain]

G'DAY MATE, Im a fair dinkum aussie bloke off to the pub to get some grub in my gut!

[Taggart]

My butler is calling my assitance, please seat yourself and wait for my return

[KStyleAzure]

I rorl at thees thread, raff raff raff, oh it slaps me on the knee.

[Makrin]

This 'ere thread's pretty intrestin'. Seein' them dif'rent stereotypes be a real eye-openin' experience fo' me.

[PGunnii]

ey yo jimmy get me some o dat pizza bro

i live in new york, we aren't goddamn barbarians.

[Dah]

YEE HAW due to the war on terror I think we should invade Great Britain cuz they are giving us tension.

[suttles]

so fo whiz south Ga is de biz stupid redneks

or

Dude I was on my tractor' ting dere an i saw some guy and he looked at dat dere tractar and fixed it!

[Shawnald]

Herpaderp America.

[KuroFalcon]

Shrimp on the barbie

[DarkKrystal]

shup daown in da A-Town.

I feel horrible now. :c

[Lulzy]

hae bro, u like fush n chup? latar we can go fuk some hot sheep.

[Coolwonder]

Why does everyone here talk not like us?!?!

[Mr_Sun]

all you god damn Socialist bastards with your bad teeth, gtfo of this UK founded website. NOW TAKEN IN THE NAME OF AMERICA
WE NEVER LOST VIETNAM we just let them win to make them feel better.
KILL ALL THOSE GOD DAMN SHIT HEADS IN THE MIDDLE EAST BECAUSE 1 GROUP ATTACKED US THAT MOST THE PEOPLE IN THAT AREA HATE BUT WE GOTTA KILL THEM ALL.
I VOTED FOR OBAMA BUT THE PRESIDENT DIDNT DO ANYTHING I WANT MCCAIN: WAIT WHAT HE DOESNT DO ANYTHING EITHER. FFS ANOTHER ELECTION
hi im a mid west kid who is spoiled and lives in the suburbs. I have such a shit life because my house is so huge with 4 bedrooms, it just reminds me how lonely I am, my parents suck because they try and tell me things. god i hate this all, im gonna go listen to Green Day and My Chemical Romance. also some Screamo then im gonna go cut myself and talk about how i did that girl last night but im only 14.

/caps lots of it

[t-man]

Ey you, wise guy?! You talkin to me?

[Chainsaw]

Here we eat motherfucking maple sirup and we always dress in red

[Ryzo]

Hoots mon', it's a braw nicht eh nicht. I'm goany go shag some sheep oan the highlands awrite?

Aye, I'll get a noo kilt asweel.

Drinkin sum buckie up here in Glaesga (glasgow)

[Asmaedus]

Oh hey maet gunna head to the shops get sum fush n chups.

Also brb fuckin sheep.

[selby3962]

What'o lads. Anybody up for a game of cricket? Afterwards we can have a splendid picnic of crumpets and tea on the lawn.

[CJC]

SHRIMP ON th'BARBIE MATE..

[Adam_Roman]

Fuck yeah I love football, apple pie, beer, trucks, flag bandannas, and country music!

[amandaashley]

Sorry for intruding my friends, I was wondering if any of you would care to play a round of lacrosse, eh?

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[QUOTE=CJC;19391795]SHRIMP ON th'BARBIE MATE..[/QUOTE]

That actually sounds delicious.

[kidwithsword]

Imma go exercise my second amendment rights

[Bletotum]

Am I fat enough yet no I am not.

[Zambies!]

OM NOM NOM OH BOY LETS GO RUB ARE GODNESS IN PEOPLES FACE. Also FOOTBALL yeah.

[Aegis]

Represent the hood, dawg.

[RenegadeSanta]

Yo fo shizzle i'ma bust a cap in yo ass if you keep this shit up cracka

[materialsafety]

brb robbing ships

[Rediscover]

fuck the terroists yeah football yum mcdonalds im a lazy fuck

[THX1138]

"so i decided, i am no longer tired. (this is emily btw)"

[heathendevil]

ur gay