In This Thread We Talk Like Our Country's Stereotypes

[Splode a Pinga]

What eez thees? Why deed you bring home skinny woomun? She does not know how to be makeeng good food.

[Armenian]

[Pandemix]

First Half of my race:

"Och aye!! What are ye talking aboot. I'm just from a wee place in altass, but my ancestors once ruled these h'eyelands with scottish pride."

Second Half:

"I dare say my good chum, by any chance would you like some tea and crumpets? I would enjoy a good chinwag, but you need to leave soon, I'm having fisti-cuffs with the smelly frenchman next door soon."

[piranhamatt2]

i dare say this threeads gone all amuck

[IceFire]

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[DANKA]

Eh, man, my igloo is cold, eh! Eh, I 'd love to talk, but I gotta take my dog sled to go that there store and buy some milk from bags eh? I'd get you some if you want, eh?

[DrBones]

I'll take some of yer bags of milk fer ya. Ole' Bessie's growin' mighty old an' 'er milk's gone sour!

[Razors X Hunter]

Hear, ye fuckin get in ma way a fucking gen ill shamsh ye fuckin 'ead in

(N-E england)

[Camdude90]

I was gonna go get some maple sirup but i can't because there's a blizzard outside of my igloo.

[alecdude]

lik dis fthrg is fsdg !!!!!!!!!!!

RATE BAD SPELLING. NOW.

[Mr. Someguy]

Well here's my plan for today:

1. Eat Breakfast.
2. Shooting Range.
3. Eat Brunch.
4. Go out for Ice Cream.
5. Eat Lunch.
6. Drive my massive SUV to Wal-Mart for more food and ammo.
7. Sit in my tower and watch for Terrorists.
8. Eat a bag of chips (family size weekender pack).
9. Shooting Range.
10. Eat supper
11. Gun Show.
12. Watch TV.
13. Eat Dinner.
14. Check to make sure all my machine guns are working in-case of a terrorist attack.
15. And finally, go to sleep.

[leontodd]

Oh god

[suttles]

so wat up my wiggaz we r tight up hare in atlanta

[killa101]

Brilliant day today eh? Sure enjoyin' this cold weather, safe under my igloo eh.

[Unkle Dada]

Wollah jeg blæsta en schmø kæbe i går.

[Pajama Sam]

Gator Duuuuuun.

[TheIceman]

Iceland has so many, I can't even choose who I'm going to talk like..

[teeheeV2]

G'day Mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie!

Or, "Fair shake of the sauce bottle, its a political shitstorm!"

[fear me]

I'm American but say 'eh' a lot.
Ow.

[Killerkyogre]

Wit tae dae, wit tae dae? Oo I knea! I'll ken for me dug.

[Drasnus]

Wit makes me a good demoman?

If a' was a BAD demoman, I wouldnae be sittin' here DISCUSSIN' it wee ya, now would a'?

[Dr. Hax]

Beer and Jesus are the best durn things ever!

[Shaunus]

[quote=teeheev2;19412233]g'day mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie!

Or, "fair shake of the sauce bottle, its a political shitstorm!"[/quote]

Croikey dingoes mate! How's about after the barbie, we jump on a couple o' kanga's and head down to th' waterin' 'ole for a dip.

[Breen]

Well im a Swede so i automaticly have blond hair and live with a polarbear according to some :)