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Slap your cock against the keyboard and press "post"

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Oh for god's sake. fgfggjhjfddgghdsf

[QUOTE=halflambada;20909737]ynmbn Tried it with an erection this time[/QUOTE] it may be an erection after watching some gay furry porn but for me i wouldn't pull out my cock to slap it on a keyboard infront of my brother and my dad

scince my penis is being used to f the scouts mom i used my middle finger hjjgnhy

gffdswefrgth

ijnm (Erected this time)

[QUOTE=Erp;20925958]l I think my cock is small. :frown:[/QUOTE] *insert Justin Bieber insult here*

nmmmmnmn b bbb

hmm this is sexy...my breasts wrote this... otnbgwvbdiqvhhhhhddebvsiv awesome x

[QUOTE=jim-rose-baby x;20933758]hmm this is sexy...my breasts wrote this... otnbgwvbdiqvhhhhhddebvsiv awesome x[/QUOTE] Hmmh Im not sure... [b] PICS [/b]

[QUOTE=FreddiRox!;20933816]Hmmh Im not sure... [b] PICS [/b][/QUOTE] lol in your dreams sucker xx

rghyj

[QUOTE=jim-rose-baby x;20933831]lol in your dreams sucker xx[/QUOTE] No your the girl, Therefore your the sucker :smug: [sp] Geddit'? [/sp] Thats not a joke on rights or anything like that... Work it out.

[QUOTE=FreddiRox!;20933838]No your the girls, Therefore your the sucker :smug: [sp] Geddit'? [/sp] Thats not a joke on rights or anything like that... Work it out.[/QUOTE] 2 shay xx

qweiop

Im not joking but it just closed my browser, bny hb

dflsqweöldghbafgyurixvnjvmdhkagsdhjkafdjvnvbmwhgdsfjkhgeahgjkaw Yeah, it's that long :smug:

[QUOTE=Haxxer;20933916]dflsqwe[highlight][b]ö[/b][/highlight]ldghbafgyurixvnjvmdhkagsdhjkafdjvnvbmwhgdsfjkhgeahgjkaw Yeah, it's that long :smug:[/QUOTE] :raise:

just watched a porno wow im in the mood

[QUOTE=FreddiRox!;20933954]:raise:[/QUOTE] It's a Swedish keyboard We have stuff like ö, ä & å

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xsqwz [b]Edited:[/b] Oh fuck oh fuck I haven't jerked off in 7 months and I came all over my keyboard

No. [editline]01:13PM[/editline] Above post, lol.

[QUOTE=Haxxer;20934539]It's a Swedish keyboard We have stuff like ö, ä & å[/QUOTE] Sexy. I want one.

v fbcrd (slammed my balls instead) [editline]03:12PM[/editline] [QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;20934664]xsqwz [b]Edited:[/b] Oh fuck oh fuck I haven't jerked off in 7 months and I came all over my keyboard[/QUOTE] :ohdear:

. =(

[img]http://mothership.co.nz/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/virtual-laser-keyboard.jpg[/img] i think it wont work

Congrats on the dick scented keyboards guys Now I'll make the "slap your tongue on your keyboard thread"

dsf

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;20907157]Oh god I broke my keyboard [sp]Smart people would know that I wouldn't of broken my keyboard because i'm typing right now[/sp][/QUOTE] Smart people would know you could've used a different keyboard and/or an on-screen virtual keyboard.

awsedrtfgyhujiklo;p' 478596 :smug:

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