For some reason I had this copied:
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Num certo dia a professora mandou que os alunos escrevessem uma redacção onde fossem tratados os seguintes temas:
* Monarquia
* Sexo
* Religião
* Mistério
Passados alguns segundos o Zezinho lê a sua historia que é a seguinte:
"Foram ao cú à rainha. Meu Deus, quem terá sido?"
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Translation:
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One day, the teacher asked their students to write a story that would have these subjects in it:
- Monarchy
- Sex
- Religion
- Mistery
A few seconds later, one of the students read his story:
"Someone had anal with the queen! My god! Who could have been?"
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