[QUOTE=Skerion;49092573]Your eyebrows are too thick and your mouth looks like an LED screen.[/QUOTE]
At least he has more than 64 pixels on his face
At least he's not gay
[QUOTE=ILLUMM;49092766]At least he's not gay[/QUOTE]
You know what's gay?
Being a filthy bluename. Get some gold membership, filthy peasant.
This is a gold member telling you to stop being a gold elitist.
Do you ever get tired from humping the air repeatedly?
Pretty sure that's not your mothers birth name
Your mother jerks off pigs. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her fingers tracing along it’s belly until she finds it’s cock. She begins tugging and stroking as her twat moistens, her breasts swelling and her nipples begin to stick out like erasers on a fresh #2 pencil. She grunts with satisfaction as the pig begins eagerly thrusting into her hand, her grip now tightening to maintain control of the pig’s greasy corkscrew cock. She lowers her head to watch the cock work in her hand, groans with satisfaction and begins working her clit with her other muddy hand, her hips gyrating with the rhythm of the pig’s thrusting. “Oh fucking jesus god yes..” she gasps. She changes positions, still maintaining control of the feverishly thrusting cock as the pig’s squealing intensifies. She leans forward and with her lips almost touching the pig’s ear, she whispers your name and begins to shudder. She turns her attention again to the pigs swollen member rocking in her hand. She presses it between her hand and her face, the pig thrusting it against her cheeks as she drools. With a massive grunt and a high pitched squeal, the pig’s balls explode, beginning a massive shower of hot, sour pig jizz. You mother cups one hand under the fountain of steaming genetic material gathering it in her hand as the thrusting comes to an end. The pig shudders and begins to walk to the trough of slop in the corner of it’s pen, but your mother tackles it to the ground. She lifts it’s tail and smears the handful of pig load into the pig’s own fetid butthole, turning flakes of crusty pig shit into a pigshit-pigjizz mud slop on the pigs ass. Now she tilts her head to the sky and screams your name, not once, not twice, but three times. She slams her face full force into the pig’s butthole and it’s wreath of shitsemen pudding, her tongue machine gun flicking the rim and then burying itself to the hilt inside the pig’s hot colon. Your mother works her tongue around the inside of the pigs ass, and then as a few incoherent syllables escaped her now brown lips, spurts of female ejaculate spurt from her pulsating cunt. Exhausted, she collapses in the mud, rolls over onto her back, and lights a cigarette. She takes one long drag, looks again to the sky, and speaks your name one last time before she drifts off to sleep. That’s your mom. Your mom does that.
oh I'm gonna comeback your ass hardcore today:
ur gayy
Nice one, funny enough to be pathetic.
Careful mate, I think that counts as hate speech/Islamaphobia in Sweden.
Might want to frequent the dentist more often, Sir Yellow Tooth of Not-so-great Britain
looking your avatar and flagdog there's a high chance that you smoke weed
not that smoking weed was anything to insult anyone about, but if I had to live your life I'd probably rather use something a lot stronger like heroin to escape it
:tried:
But not really
[QUOTE=Constructor;49097700]Your mother jerks off pigs. That’s your mom. Your mom does that.[/QUOTE]
Your mom is disappointed in you. She watches you as you wake up, get on the computer, and write on forums about other people's moms jerking off pigs. As she sees her son become more inclined to write so descriptively about ejaculating pigs, she will soon realize why your father left her. Because when he came home for Christmas, he brought a present and put it under the tree. Inside that wrapping paper was a "The animal says" game that you pull the string and the toy makes animal noises. As your father watched you unwrap the gift, you had developed a tiny baby boner. This caused your father to realize what he had created. That night, in your crib, your father tried to smother you with a pillow. Half way through, he realized that you had another baby boner. He realized that your fetish was barnyard animals and smothering. That's when he realized that the only thing he could do was let you carry out the rest of your existence as whatever the hell you are. Your father was never there for you. He only thinks of you as the weird ass pervert you are. And I have one last question for you.
[sp]Have you heard of the Muffin man?[/sp]
Oh, there he goes again. I can see you sitting behind your computer grinning in glee like you just busted 1000 nuts at the same time. What a cool person, writing good insults on the internet for other users to enjoy. I see you nutting right now from the sheer ectasy of releasing such a godlike thing on to the world, this thing, this long wall of text.
You do it because you have no parents. Your parents were killed in 9/11 and ever since then you have aspired to be 200 times more autistic than them wel let me tell you bud its working. You're little text has made you go down in history as truly the greatest faggot ever to live. I see you there in your little corner with trash strewn all around your dingy, sweaty beanbag smelling of old cum and anal lube from fucking yourself so hard in the ass until you ejaculate all over yourself like a fucking pig.
People like you should be burned, tied up upside down and beaten why slowly being jerked off but never allowed to come to a climax until they die of sheer pain and frustration.
And let me tell you, I haven't even gotten to the text you've written yet, what a treat! It is without a doubt some of the worst shit I've ever seen picasso could not make a writing this bad. But yet for you, it is the peak, the magnum opus of your life because you will never do anything quite the same again you fucking dirty subhuman. You think it is the ultimate comeback.
I could go on and on. For example, I see you are using Linux. Well fucking forgive me for insulting one of the members of the glorious master race you fucking neckbeard. you circle jerk on /g/ about how you and ONLY you can install fucking archlinux or that you can "modify" it. You think all software shoud be "free as in freedom" whatever the fuck that means. The only thing you're free as is a slave.
You will never have sex with a girl. You will never even hold her hand. You won't even fucking touch a woman ever again. Every time you talk to girls they push you away because you are fat ugly and disgusting. The closest thing you will ever get is humping your anime bodypillow while jerking off passionately into a fleshlight which you have never once cleaned.
So there fore I salute you sir for surviving this long, but you won't much longer I am a trained member of the US Marines the best army in the country and I can kill you with both hands tied behind my back if necessary. I can defeat you with your custom made 6ft dildo if you wan't custom molded to fit your gaping asshole.
So there you have it the chronicle of the world's first 100% autism and cancer spreader.
[editline]11th November 2015[/editline]
btw I bet you use ubuntu because it's for babies and you can't figure out any of the other ones.
Look at all this pointless fluff you got there.
Considering there's no rewards for under-achieved mental development where lifelong accumulation of imaginative reasoning skill shines through in pointing out someone as being pointless in a supposedly clever comeback, deductive inspection constitutes the essence of your individual progress as an utter and complete fiasco.
That's cool.
[QUOTE=_Pai;49099739]Oh, there he goes again. I can see you sitting behind your computer grinning in glee like you just busted 1000 nuts at the same time. What a cool person, writing good insults on the internet for other users to enjoy. I see you nutting right now from the sheer ectasy of releasing such a godlike thing on to the world, this thing, this long wall of text.
You do it because you have no parents. Your parents were killed in 9/11 and ever since then you have aspired to be 200 times more autistic than them wel let me tell you bud its working. You're little text has made you go down in history as truly the greatest faggot ever to live. I see you there in your little corner with trash strewn all around your dingy, sweaty beanbag smelling of old cum and anal lube from fucking yourself so hard in the ass until you ejaculate all over yourself like a fucking pig.
People like you should be burned, tied up upside down and beaten why slowly being jerked off but never allowed to come to a climax until they die of sheer pain and frustration.
And let me tell you, I haven't even gotten to the text you've written yet, what a treat! It is without a doubt some of the worst shit I've ever seen picasso could not make a writing this bad. But yet for you, it is the peak, the magnum opus of your life because you will never do anything quite the same again you fucking dirty subhuman. You think it is the ultimate comeback.
I could go on and on. For example, I see you are using Linux. Well fucking forgive me for insulting one of the members of the glorious master race you fucking neckbeard. you circle jerk on /g/ about how you and ONLY you can install fucking archlinux or that you can "modify" it. You think all software shoud be "free as in freedom" whatever the fuck that means. The only thing you're free as is a slave.
You will never have sex with a girl. You will never even hold her hand. You won't even fucking touch a woman ever again. Every time you talk to girls they push you away because you are fat ugly and disgusting. The closest thing you will ever get is humping your anime bodypillow while jerking off passionately into a fleshlight which you have never once cleaned.
So there fore I salute you sir for surviving this long, but you won't much longer I am a trained member of the US Marines the best army in the country and I can kill you with both hands tied behind my back if necessary. I can defeat you with your custom made 6ft dildo if you wan't custom molded to fit your gaping asshole.
So there you have it the chronicle of the world's first 100% autism and cancer spreader.
[editline]11th November 2015[/editline]
btw I bet you use ubuntu because it's for babies and you can't figure out any of the other ones.[/QUOTE]
I'm actually on a school computer lol. I would totally take windows over linux any day faggot.
Read the goddamn title, man. It says "Post a comeback to the [b]above[/b] post". Can't you read?
Why weren't you aborted?
Then I wouldn't have make up this extremely offensive comeback to your whiny and preachy comeback.
I'm not really offended, so I don't know if I would consider that comeback of yours offensive.
You make ME feel offended.
Being offended is for the weak
Something you're quite familiar with
[QUOTE=Michael haxz;49122127]Something you're quite familiar with[/QUOTE]
Easy to relate then? You fucking pussy
[QUOTE=redback3;49122710]Easy to relate then? You fucking pussy[/QUOTE]
Ironically coming from a dog poster.
Ad hominems are pretty shit.
You're pretty shit.
At least he's a pretty shit. Can't say the same for you though.
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