How do you like to start your morning? - General

The last couple of months have been pretty much the following: - I wake up whenever. - I get up after an unspecified amount of twisting and turning in my bed. - I drag myself to my computer desk and listen to music for about half an hour. But as of recent (and I plan to keep this up), it's been more like: - I wake up around 8-10AM. - I chill in bed for a bit, read Twitter and mails. - Get up, do quick workout (sit-ups, push-ups, weight-lifts). - Eat breakfast (usually cereal) while reading Facepunch. From there on the day just happens.

Breakfast, coffee, water, shower, facepunch, school.

I don't like starting my morning.

I like to have a coffee monster, a couple cigarettes, and a sugary honeyroll. Or, alternatively, crack cocaine. Same effect, but a little cheaper.

If I have to get up in the morning then I have to set 3 or so alarms to make sure I get up. Go and have a shower make a tea and have breakfast while at the computer checking facebook or whatever.

I have a coffee, then a coffee. If all goes to plan, I'll sit down and I'll have me a nice cup of coffee. Then I might decide to put on some clothes and such while I wait for my coffee. All jokes aside, I usually have 2-3 cups of coffee. Then I shower, and throw on what ever happens to be at the top of the clean laundry basket, and rush my ass off to wherever it is I more than likely loath being. Work, or (past) school. I'll likely show up [i]just[/i] on time, [b]never[/b] late for work though. When I was in high school, (generally even if I thought I might be late, I'd give the chance of rushing my ass there, but..) if I looked at the time on my way there and I was going to be late, I'd turn around, head home, and wait until after lunch, or just skip the day. You'd end up with detentions and all kinds of disciplinary bullshit, on top of the 30 minute lineup of late students signing in, which would both ruin ones mood, and also ruin your class period anyways (the very act you're supposedly being disciplined for). It was obnoxious that you couldn't even be late for the announcements. You'd have to stand still in the hall and listen to it all, then listen to the anthem, then be sent down to the disaster of an office to stand in line and waste your time. So glad that is no longer a part of my morning! Nothing worse than that feeling of [i]'Oh shit, I've missed my alarm, I'm late!'[/i], get pissed on in a torrential downpour, show up soaked and dripping, lose first period so you can get shat on by the cranky old people in the office; oh how they loved to tell you what a piece of shit you are for being late and how you'll never amount to anything because of your tardiness. [editline]14th May 2014[/editline] I also have a plethora of alarms, because I would shut them off in my sleep, or completely ignore them. I have two alarm clocks, and my cellphone always has an alarm set, and I would also on occasion set one on my computer which would play through my surround sound system.

wake up around 6-8am brew some coffee and have a cigarette and go to work

Waking up :v:

A glass of water and then a cigarette on the balcony.

Shower, watch Colbert, eat breakfast, get dressed, go to work.

Alarms go off at 5:45, immediately get up and get in the shower. Shave and brush teeth afterwards, get dressed, and go cook some breakfast. Get all of my things together for school/work and then chill out on the couch and mess around on my phone until it's time to go.

Wake up at 9 a.m without that shitty vomiting feeling and diarrhea.

By waking up at noon and then immediately regretting my life decisions.

[QUOTE=sphinxa279;44805716]How the sweet fuck do you fall asleep in the shower? Do you shower in the fetal position?[/QUOTE] It's long enough to put my legs out straight

get out of bed piss eat breakfast shower enjoy coffee wake up

A good hour long wank. Makes for a good start to the day.

[B]M/W/F[/B] 4:15 am - alarm goes off 4:30 am - alarm goes off 4:45 am - alarm goes off 5:00 am - alarm goes off, I get up and put on exercise clothing 5:15 am - drive to gym 5:30-45 am - join morning exercise group 6:30 am - stagger to locker room, fumble out of clothing and take shower 6:45 am - drive home 7:00 am - eat breakfast (bowl of cereal and some cheese) 7:15 am - go back to sleep 11:30 am - wake up [B]T/Th[/B] 10:30 am - wake up 10:45 am - eat breakfast (cereal and coffee) 11:00 am - get on computer and browse facepunch

I don't.

Coffee, music and checking stuff on PC (YouTube, Facepunch, etc.)

I never have breakfast... but I get myself a chocolate chip cookie and some milk at school.

In normal work days I wake up at 7:00 AM, smash the snooze button a time or three to slowly wake up, take a shower, get dressed. Then I proceed making some coffee, more because making it makes me more alert, prepare my lunch as the coffee maker does its thing, and read Facepunch on my phone with a simple sandwich with coffee. Then I brush my teeth and cycle off to my internship / school.

Wake up at 7.30, downstairs for coffee, breakfast and Regular Show/Adventure Time (timings are all weird recently) then drum for 30 or so mins then shower

wake up at 7:30, piss, drink a cup of bitter coffee (the only thing that doesn't make me vomit in the morning), brush my teeth, wash my face, prepare my bag, put clothes on, take cell, keys, sunglasses and head to school by feet since it's only 10 minutes from my house.

i like to spend the entire morning attempting to get out of bed then falling asleep then waking up and repeating until i actually can get up

wake up at 6-6:30, coffee, shower, breakfast 1/3 of the time, leave. (ofcourse with all the basic maintenance like shaving, toothbrushing, etc.)

Wake up 3:30 brush my teeth with some Jack and [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=iP6XpLQM2Cs#t=17]hit the city[/url].

Wake up, brush teeth, read newspaper, swallow some breakfast, study for a while, Get on the internet later until it's time for lunch, at which time I leave for work.

If I miss my daily shower at about 9pm then I'd usually wash in the morning by getting up at 7:30. if I did shower however, I usually get up at about 8 considering my school is a 5 minute walk away from my house Usually get up, go downstairs get me some breakfast. Come back up stairs and put some music on and get changed ready for school.

It is essential that I DO NOT talk to anyone within 20 minutes of waking up. After that, coffee, etc.

[QUOTE=The Robster;44859097]It is essential that I DO NOT talk to anyone within 20 minutes of waking up. After that, coffee, etc.[/QUOTE] And this, Im one hell of a bastard in the morning. Grumpy as fuck Unless its my Birthday, in which I act happy