Granted, but it's just as slow as your modem.
I want to kill my mother.
Granted, but you killed yourself instead.
I want a pony.
Granted. But the my little pony fanboys will come to your house asking for group sex with the pony every hour.
I wish I could cure cancer.
Granted, but now everyone has aids
I wish that the Duke Nukem demo will be released tomorrow.
granted, but it's so full of bugs t's un-playable
i wish i was god!
Granted, but you dont know how to use your powers.
I wish I had some nice porn to fap to.
granted, but its nice gay porn
I wish I could explore the universe
Granted, the universe is not nearly as large as expected with you exploring all of three galaxies.
I wish that I was playing a video game right now.
Granted, but you're being unlucky and you ragequit.
I wish my dick was 10 inches long.
Granted,but you don't know how to use it and live with your mother although you're 50
I wish for my wish to not be corrupted and be able to wish something else
Granted, but I killed you before you wished that wish because you corruption of my wish is invalid as my mother is dead.
I wish my beard would grow faster, but not too fast, or with it taking over my mind.
Granted, but it was a gay beard and it took over your mind.
I wish I knew how to whistle.
Granted, but now you cant talk
I wish I could shoot hitler back in time.
Granted, you shoot hitler right to the stone age.
I wish I could stop and start time at will. But be uneffected by it. (I can still move around and what not)
Granted, but nothing else is effected by it either.
I wish I had a bomb. a BIG bomb. Preferably painted some shade of red.
Granted, but it's a dud.
I wish I had a good social life.
Granted, but it crashes and turns into a disaster in 4 weeks
I wish that there was a House mod for L4D
Granted, but the house is poorly rendered.
I wish that nothing would happen to me.
Granted, but then you get hit by a truck
I wish I could be with my ~special someone~
granted, for 0.000005 seconds
i wish i had infinite power
Granted, but you don't have a Focus.
I wish for the ability to cast powerful magic.
Granted, but the magic only works on people who believe you can cast magic.
I wish I had a U-boat. Preferably Type XXI.
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;28742789]Granted, but the magic only works on people who believe you can cast magic.
I wish I had a U-boat. Preferably Type XXI.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but you have no fuel, torpedoes, a place to pilot it, or a license to operate it.
I wish I didn't have insomnia and I could sleep properly for 8 hours a day, feeling well rested and rejuvenated when I wake up.
Granted but you get leukemia.
I wish I died.
Granted,You were dying for months in terrible pains
I wish to be 1000$ dollars richer without anyone corrupting my wish in any way
Granted, but you must use that $1000 to make a wish for justin bieber to be married to you
I wish I lived in a video game world
You are now in a Gay video game about being raped by at least 20 black person at the same time
I wish My name contained at least those letters. â, ë and ì
Granted, but you are now a French Jew in German-occupied France.
I wish the above poster could actually talk coherently.
Granted, but he now lives in a German-Occupied france and his only language is a mix of French and german.
I wish 54.
granted, but you live only 54 more seconds.
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