Corrupt a wish

[CheelsHere]

Granted, but you don't have a wish.

I wish the above poster had made a wish.

[Confused111]

Granted, but it was a stupid wish.

I wish I had more pistachios.

[Pilotguy]

Granted, but you only get a picture of a basket of pistachio shells (for that one-two punch!)

I wish unicorns were real and they had the urge to kill the poster below me but not kill me.

[bak_to_basix]

they take over the world with their evil unicorn empire and make all of us slaves.

I wish my laptop wasn't a piece of shit.

[Smas]

Granted, but now you have been rendered blind, making your custom laptop useless.

I wish that I could make the world a better place.

[Uberwitz]

Granted, but it's a better place for our alien overlords.

I wish people didn't automatically assume communism means people are sent to their deaths.

[Pilotguy]

Granted, but now it actually means people are sent to their deaths.

I wish the world was smarter.

[coopercrue]

granted, but there is no new technology.
I wish my computer would never break again.

(also this thread was copied from blockland.us)

[Jazucu]

Granted but now it's a mac.

I wish those [i]were[/i] my glasses.

[Uberwitz]

Granted, but now you need a new prescription.

I wish they would post new content in LMAO pics thread.

[GeneralSanchez]

Granted, but viewing the thread is bannable.

I wish all forms of work became wasteful and obsolete and were replaced a non-consuming process that could in no way lead to robotic overthrow, overlords, or apocalyptic weather conditions.

[Mr.Fancy_hat]

granted,It lead to a lot of revolutions which slowly destroyed human kind(everyone killed each other)
I wish for gold membership.

[red_pharoah]

Granted, your balls are now solid gold.

I wish I was controllably humorous

[GeneralSanchez]

Granted, you can now fully control one of the bones connecting your shoulder and elbow

I wish I had a soda.

[Nitronik]

Granted, but the can is almost empty

I wish for a PS3 that works even if the wish is corrupted

[Uberwitz]

Granted, but the PS3 has no games.

I wish the PS3 had games.

[Nitronik]

Granted, but you have no PS3

I wish something perfect happened

[red_pharoah]

Granted, But its perfectness exceeded the quality of this plane of existence anyone who witnessed it died of mass internal bleeding.
I wish Dad's wardrobe wasn't a PC case storage device.

[Uberwitz]

Granted, but Dad is now Hitler.

I wish no one ever mixed up "your" with "you're", "their" with "they're" or "there" and "two" with "to" or "too"

[red_pharoah]

Granted but now these word are erased from the english dictionary and are replace with new words that everyone keeps messing up again.

I wish i found something more interesting to do on the internet other than porn

[CheelsHere]

Granted, you now find drawing furry art to be enthralling..

I wish that I gave a fuck.

[panda11011]

You lose the ability to give any kind of fuck about anything.

I wish that my interview go well today and I get a job.

[Mr.Fancy_hat]

Granted,right after you succeded you get hit by a truck and die
I wish to have hets

[avon43]

granted but all the hats are gibbuses and you cannot trade them nor craft them

i wish i had a cookie

[Vivallion]

Granted but it was half eaten.

I wish no one would pick on watermelons.

[Higuys]

Granted but that makes you a halved watermelon

I wish I was a robot

[red_pharoah]

Granted but you have a virus that causes you to kill everything in your way and then self explode.

I wish someone I knew was on facepunch.

[Higuys]

Granted but he treats you like poop.

I wish I had the best video card ever.

[Mr.Fancy_hat]

Granted,but it overheated and burnt,no one can fix it and you end up threwing it away
I wish for an in-corruptable wish

[red_pharoah]

Granted, but it's so incorruptable, it corrupted itself.

I wish I was less mature so I can act my age.