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Granted but you will still be 11 I wish I had infinite money

Human mind cannot understand ''infinite'' nor ''unlimited'',therefore the wish cannot be granted I wish for another wish

You were granted another wish but that wish was to wish for one less wish. I wish for just under infinite money

You can't know when infinite will end, so you can't just know the number right below it as well, you get 10 bucks. I wish you didn't call me 15 or younger.

Granted, you are 15 and a half. I wish all the wishes in this thread came true and doesn't go wrong or get corrupted in anyway,

Granted, but you can't change the past so you didn't really accomplish anything. And evryone who replies here is going to be a dick and corrupt every wish possible. I wish My Dick named Dick Was a Brick that goes Click.

Granted but you get leukemia. I wish someone murdered my whole family including me.

Granted, but you're all a family in the mushroom afterlife. I wish for my penis to be more agressive to mormons

Granted but you now have erectile dysfunction. I wish it would be nice weather this weekend.

Granted, but the nice weather is in a different country. I wish for my hands to be made of hash

Granted, but you get leukemia I wish I had arthritis.

Granted but you get leukemia :v: I wish something interesting happened so i could follow it

Granted, but the event stops happening the moment you start seeing it. I wish I could bring fictional characters into real life.

Granted, but the have an IQ of a 3-year-old I wish the snow would melt away.

Granted,it caused great floods that affected your relatives aswell I wish for Whores,lot of 'em

Granted. They're all untangible ghosts. I wish the fictional characters I spawn spawned more intelligent.

Wish granted, they are more intelegent, but they see through your bullshit and now have a strong will to kill you. I wish my converse never wore out.

Granted. They're instantly destroyed instead.

I wish people didn't buy converse.

Granted, Your wish was deleted. I wish my dogs never died. :smith: DAMN YOU RUBBER AND YOUR NINJA-NESS.

Granted. They are old, have a disease and have to be put down. I wish my spawned characters didn't attempt to kill me.

Granted, they just annoy the fuck out of you instead I wish It was impossible for me to be ninja'd like that

Granted but you get permabanned I wish I had a third testicle

Granted, but it's growing out of your forehead. I wish my CS professor didn't make everything due on Thursdays at 5.

Granted. They're scheduled the day later. I wish my characters were stupid again.

Granted, but they're so stupid the story dies by itself. I wish Rubberfruit made a video that makes sense, but without it sucking and it remaining funny.

Granted, but you get leukemia I wish for a pair of new boxers

Granted. They're made out of nettle and sandpaper. I wish I wasn't so bored.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;28799259]Granted. They're made out of nettle and sandpaper. I wish I wasn't so bored.[/QUOTE] You get a ps3 to play with. Unluckily it has no games. I wish I had a lot of money.

Granted, you have nothing to spend it on. I wish I had a magical video game book.