Corrupt a wish

[Mr.Fancy_hat]

Granted,It's magic turns you into a book too
I wish i had higher iq

[GeneralSanchez]

Granted, your IQ is now 65.

I wish for an A on my Calculus test later today.

[neesu]

Granted, but your life is suddenly ruined.

I wish for [Insert wish here].

[ironman17]

Granted, but [Insert drawback here].

I wish for Ryan to enjoy doing hoedowns.

[Matthaios]

Granted, but he only enjoys doing hoedowns for 2 seconds.

I wish for an infinite amount of incorruptible wishes.

[red_pharoah]

Granted, but these wishes are someone else's, not yours.

[editline]25th March 2011[/editline]

I wish my internet wasn't slow enough to make facepunch interpret my Post as "1 new Post" in my control panel.

[neesu]

Granted.
Your connection overflows and gets cut off.

I wish for everyone in the world to overuse air quotes.

[Frankie]

Granted, now you got aids.

I wish the user below me dies before they can corrupt my wish.

[DominationDarre]

Granted, but I would order my family members to make sure your wish is corrupted in my will.

I wish Dragon Age Ultimate would download faster.

[DoomsDayDan]

Granted but it's only a bit faster

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie

[Pilotguy]

Granted, but that ain't chocolate in those chips...

I wish I could see the world in slow motion at will.

[ewitwins]

[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;28813237]Granted, but that ain't chocolate in those chips...

I wish I could see the world in slow motion at will.[/QUOTE]

You do see it in slow motion, that's why life seems to move so slow for you :v:

I wish I could wish for a wish that's completely uncorruptable, which in turn wishes for a wish that grants the previous wish, that in turn grants me unlimited wishes that grant my wish for an uncorruptable wish, thereby creating an infinite loop of wishes that magically spawn me anything I want.

[SIRIUS]

granted, but your post is over so you can't do anything.

i wish i was immortal.

[Zombie Strider]

Granted, you are a stone immoveable statue.

I wish I had a statue of SIRIUS

[Pilotguy]

Granted, but a robber comes in during the middle of the night and puts a completely opaque and impenetrable dome around it.......before leveling half the district with a pulse weapon he stole from your pantry. (That's right, we know!)

I wish I had an army of Weeping Angels that I could command flawlessly.

[imadaman]

Granted, but before you could command them, you blinked.
I wish every program in the world was distributed on punch cards.

[ironman17]

Granted, but said cards only work if you punch yourself in the face whilst holding them.

I wish for my hair to grow back.

[cameleot]

granted, but soon thereafter your hair gets stuck in a ceiling fan and your hair gets ripped off of your scalp and you're bald

i wish i had an extra arm

[Cabbage]

granted but you now have arm cancer

I wish I could have a [i]third[/i] penis :smug:

[cameleot]

granted but all your dicks suddenly retract in your body and they won't come out

i wish i had gold bars in my closet

[ironman17]

Granted, but Gold isn't very useful unless you have Redstone or a giant Sandstone pyramid,

I wish that I never caused such a breakdown when I say the final line of an Irish Drinking Song.

[imadaman]

Granted, you caused it it when I said the final life of the Mary Had A Little Lamb

[editline]27th March 2011[/editline]

I wish EA woudln't rush games anymore.

[jiggu]

[QUOTE=imadaman;28839069]Granted, you caused it it when I said the final life of the Mary Had A Little Lamb

[editline]27th March 2011[/editline]

I wish EA woudln't rush games anymore.[/QUOTE]
Granted, EA now makes the games slower, still as shitty as before though.
I wish for a better world.

[Cabbage]

Granted, but Better_world.exe was pirated and crashes sometimes

I wish Minecraft was free

[Pilotguy]

Granted, but the main minecraft server goes down permanently and Mojang goes bankrupt due to the huge influx of traffic.

I wish Windows 7 wasn't such a bitch to maintain in a running state.

[Cabbage]

Granted, but now it is Vista, so now you're fucked

I wish I had abs :smith:

[chinatown]

[QUOTE=RubberFruit;28862081]Granted, but now it is Vista, so now you're fucked

I wish I had abs :smith:[/QUOTE]

Granted. You now have abs on your armpits.

I wish a storm of shit would fall on me and 50 thugs would stab me 20 times with razorblades while evil clowns would scoop my eyes out with ice cream scoopers and then ronald mcdonald would chop off my dick and make tasty sushi with them. after that i'd take 20 painkillers and roll myself in a car set on fire and I die when the car explodes

[cameleot]

granted but no

i wish i had aladdin's magic lamp

[gsp1995]

Granted, enjoy the vibrator.

I want immortality.

[chinatown]

granted. Now you live with a death wish

I want grape drank