Granted, but it's been sitting out in the open for about 13 years now.
I wish people could come up with GOOD ideas for Fast Threads threads.
Granted but now it's General Discussion
I wish I had more beer.
granted, but its corona
i wish i had nzt supply for my whole life
Granted, but your spelling and grammar become even worse
I wish I knew what to wish for
Granted but you already spent your wish.
I wish for the ability to shoot ice beams out of my butt
You shoot ice beams out of your butt, but freeze in the process.
(i'm gonna win this)
I wish i had broken hands and cancer
Granted,but the hands healed quick and cure for cancer has been found
I wish for nothing
Granted, but you never die and are doomed to live in agony for eternity.
I wish Ghasts were tamable.
Granted, but real, untamable ghasts start appearing in real life and everyone dies.
I wish for some cookies and milk which will be eaten by me, and they are not old or poisoned or anything, and I won't be hurt/I won't die by eating them or any other cause.
[QUOTE=matthaios;28870451]Granted, but real, untamable ghasts start appearing in real life and everyone dies.
I wish for some cookies and milk which will be eaten by me, and they are not old or poisoned or anything, and I won't be hurt/I won't die by eating them or any other cause.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but that ain't milk...
I want transparent aluminum.
[editline]3rd April 2011[/editline]
Woo! Pageking!
Granted, but you're in Britain, so they don't know what aluminum is and give you transparent plastic instead.
I wish for me to like pizza.
Granted, but you hate everything else.
I wish for fish-shaped rhubarb.
Granted, but it's a piranha shaped rhubarb and it's alive OHGODOHGODOHGOD!
I wish my left eye would stop twitching.
Granted, but the right one..
thats a different story ;)
Granted, but ________.
I wish for Episode 3 to not be delayed again, nor cancelled.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;28870835]Granted, but ________.
I wish for Episode 3 to not be delayed again, nor cancelled.[/QUOTE]
Right, I wish that Episode 3 is Delayed again and possibly cancelled :D
For the next one.
I wish Sgt. Lulz had never wished for Episode 3 to not be delayed, nor cancelled, and that I hadnt wished that Episode 3 would be delayed and possibly canclled, and a way to turn the goddamn 3d setting on crysis 2 off >:(
Granted.
Your lousy attempts to timetravel and make me not wish for that causes that I don't wish it but you don't stop me then you stop me so you stop me but I didn't wish it so you didn't stop me so I posted it so you stopped me but I didn't wish it so you didn't stop me so I posted it so you stopped me but I didn't wish it so you didn't stop me so I posted it so you stopped me but I didn't wish it so you didn't stop me so I posted it so you stopped me but I didn't wish it so you didn't stop me so I posted it so you stopped me...
Your last wish isn't granted.
I wish the above user didn't attempt to mindfuck everyone.
Granted but no one likes the above user.
I wish that i had the tools to make a plasma canister.
Granted, the canister is explode on your face.
I wish I could have more hats
Granted.
You get classified as a cheater and get a VAC ban.
Granted, but --, because you didn't make a wish.
I wish for an infinite amount of uncorruptable wishes.
Granted.
genie.exe has stopped working.
I wish to be able to turn into ink at will.
Granted, but everybody will make fun of you because that is a really stupid power
I wish I could HABABABABABA i dunno
Granted, but now you know.
I wish I could eat an infinite amount of food without getting fat.
granted, but you can only eat goat brain
I wish i was an idiot
Granted, but you've lost the ability to use your hands, feet, ears, nose, mouth and eyes.
I wish that i could turn people to stone by pulling cockmongler face
Granted, but your special ability will only be usable once, and after that your face will forever be stuck in the cockmongler face.
I wish that I could think of something to wish so it could be corrupted.
Granted, but your wishes get corrupt the second someone hears them
I wish I had more REAL LIFE hats.
Granted, but they crush you in their weight.
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
Granted, but now you cant see
I wish i could end world hunger by blinking
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