Corrupt a wish

[Fence]

Granted, no one would go hungry ever again, and stores will go bankrupt.

I wish I could shoot bullet from my fingertips without damaging them anyway.

[Moehtr_Gerfawr]

Granted, but you didnt specify what would get damaged, so the bullets are fine, but your fingers are gone.

I wish i had a robot arm with the same strength as a crane

[DireAvenger]

Granted, but it also weighs the same weight as a 22 ton industrial crane, resulting in your arm immobilizing you.

I wish I had an ice cream.

[KilroyOmega]

Granted, but its melted in a heep of crap.

i wish i had a better computer

[Pilotguy]

Granted. [i]Here is your Apple II.[/i]

I wish private aircraft were cheaper. Including maintenance costs too, like fuel and repairs.

[DoomsDayDan]

It's only slightly cheaper now

I wish I didn't find time travel so daunting

[Moehtr_Gerfawr]

Granted, but now time travel is a thing of the past..
Bring on Multiverse travel :D WOOH!

I wish i had a big mac

[red_pharoah]

Granted, you get a large Macintosh Laptop.

I wish I could control my english accent.

[neesu]

Granted.
You forget the English language completely.
I wish [Enter your text here]

[eninco]

granted, but you get raped in an alleyway.
I wish for episode 3 to come out.

[Cinnamon]

[QUOTE=eninco;28915135]granted, but you get raped in an alleyway.
I wish for episode 3 to come out.[/QUOTE]

Wish granted, the game is Mac-only.

I wish for the 1935 Duesenberg SJ Coupe to be re-released in it's original form.

[Pilotguy]

Granted, but they only remade 5. One went to a collector, one to the CEO, one to the Queen, One to Rebecca Black (With added Back seat) and one to Charlie Sheen.

I wish My German Class was normal.

[Cabbage]

Cannot grant because German isn't normal

I wish Ukraine was just on massive ball pit

[Skater-punk]

Granted but you're in the middle of Ballsacks.

I wish for A full arsenal of FN herstal guns,without any malfuntion.
and a bulletproof vest.

[mr.sofa]

You get them but a gypsy steals them next day.

I wish that my crush would love me :D

[red_pharoah]

Granted but this causes mine to never want to see me again, and I become heartbroken and you feel bad for it you suicide.

I wish for some sleep, and it does not include me dying or getting injured, or injuring someon during my slep or sleepwalking.

[TRLEChippers]

You oversleep and wake up 500 years in the future. The people of tomorrow jeer at you, calling you Rip Van Winkle, and throw eggs in your face.

I wish I could have some medicine that could cure mapper's block.

[flashn00b]

Granted, but the side effects involve leaks and compiling errors.

I wish Source had a WYSIWYG editor.