Corrupt a wish

[DescriptionTag]

The turkey is dry.

I wish to have the best computer ever.

[Cookie53]

Granted But The Screen doesn't work.

I wish for Adventure and shit.

[joost1120]

Granted, at least the shit part.

I wish for nothing to happen, unless I wish.

[OffTheRoad]

Since nothing will happen, you will never happen to wish for a wish.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

[User]

After you finish drinking it you notice there is some disgusting crap stuck to the bottom of the cup.

I wish I had a thousand sluts.

[Richard Longflop]

Granted, they all have vagina-destroying diseases and beards.

I want something with no downside.

[Javyer]

Granted, but it doesn't have anything good.

I wish I was a gold member.

[User]

Granted but you get banned 2 days later.

I wish I had.....the precious.

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[myalt22]

Granted, but it corrupts your mind and makes you kill and rape your mother.

I wish I had 800 ms points for the lost and the damned.

[User]

Granted but you soon get the RRoD.

I wish for happiness.

[Bob The Ferret]

Granted. But then you die... and everyone is happy.

[QUOTE=Cornelisjuh;28546935]It isn't[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cornelisjuh;28547032]You can't[/QUOTE]

I wish someone punched this guy in the face.

[User]

I wish I had a toilet made of solid diamond....black diamond.

[Bob The Ferret]

Granted. But then it turned into a sink.

I wish you corrupted my wish. :(

[Cookie53]

Granted but now no one likes you.

I wish for S.t.a.l.k.e.r to really happen.

[TheSporeGA]

Granted but you are one of the zombies.

I wish I had wings.

[Debacle]

[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;28555171]Granted but you are one of the zombies.

I wish I had wings.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but they need so much blood that you pass out when you start to fly.

I wish my mom wasn't a bitch.

[Cookie53]

Granted But now your father is dissapointed of you.

I wish i had a key to a random door.

[Joey Skylynx]

Granted, but the key is too a room full of pedo bears.

I wish I had some yogurt pretzels.

[3picFail]

granted, but the yogurt is cum.

I wish I had some chloroform

[Spherexd]

Granted, I'll dump 70 gallons on your face. Sleep tight.

I wish I had a planet.

[Cookie53]

Granted but its filled with surfuric acid and lava.

I wish had a Flamethrower that shoots fireballs.

[Spherexd]

A planet's a planet.

Granted, the balls are testicles and the flamethrower gushes out dick sauce.

I wish I had a horse.

[TheSporeGA]

Granted but Ellis steals it.

I wish I was the most interesting man in the world.

[User]

Granted but you get shot.

I wish I had talent.

[MikesaLemon]

Granted, but your talent is getting sodomised

i wish i had a spawn list like Gmod.

[porn]

I wish I had a girlfriend

[Bryanrocks0]

Granted but she's ugly as fuck

I wish I had the purest of pecan pie

[lunchmonkey]

granted but you can never eat it only look at it

i wish i had battlefield 3 now >.>

[Bryanrocks0]

Granted but it sucks

I wish I had garry's account

[TheSporeGA]

Granted but he changes his password and your account gets perma banned.

I wish I was even more awesome.