Corrupt a wish

[lunchmonkey]

granted your now as cool as glenn beck

i wish for a wish O.o

[Cookie53]

Granted butYou get Interupted by the yodawg meme.

i wish that i can drill into the earth and then a random person in the nuts.

[Pilotguy]

Sure. You want your ballsack twisted or screwed up first?

I wish I had infinite wishes.

[DoomsDayDan]

Ok but they all have to be related to Marmite

I wish WBC would shut the hell up

[Garik]

I want Battlefield 3

Yeah also WBC rapes you now goodbye i was in a rush making this sorry

[znk666]

Granted,you realize it sucks more than black ops
I wish for a pony.

[SilverDragon619]

Granted, but it isn't as fun as you thought

I wish to be dead

[Richard Longflop]

Granted, But the drugs wear off and you're alive again.

I wish for the below poster to reply to this comment.

[Pandz]

Granted, but the poster is shitty.

I wish to have 3 testicles.

[SIRIUS]

Granted, but the extra space stops you from peeing, causing your bladder to burst resulting in an infection that kills you.

I wish i could do anything i want. :smug:

[PivotDJ]

Granted but you're paralyzed.

I wish for a better computer

[OffTheRoad]

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish that my wish will not be corrupted in any way.

[Sillypiggy]

good for you. since you only get one wish you just wasted it.

I wish I was god

[Debacle]

Granted, but you don't exist.

I wish that I could draw as well as my mind creates pictures.

[DoomsDayDan]

Granted, but now your mind is worse than MS Paint

I wish Homestuck would update

[T.F.W.O.]

it does, but they kill your favorite character.

I wish I had a bass guitar.

[SlicedBread]

Granted, but it appears over your head, falls on you, breaks and kills you.

I WISH I HAD 1 DOLLAR.

[User]

Granted but you get mugged 5 seconds later.

I wish for an unlimited supply of money.

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and pu-239

[Javyer]

Granted, but you owe a unlimited supply of money to the bank

I wish I had a girlfriend

[DoomsDayDan]

Granted, but she has a giant watersports fetish and you're piss-phobic

I wish for nothing

[User]

Granted, but you get raped up the ass.

I wish for a flaming sword.

[DoomsDayDan]

Granted, but the handle is also on fire

I wish we had longer weekends

[TheSporeGA]

Granted but your work becomes way harder.

I wish I had a uncurruptable wish.

[Pilotguy]

Ok, but you won't be able to use it either.

I wish I had biotic powers.

[TheSporeGA]

Granted but to power the Biotics you need a battery pack that can only hold a charge for 2 seconds.

I wish I had a hat.

[ITokez]

The hat makes you look like a tool

i wish i had a nice wooden shack in a LA storm drain

[DoomsDayDan]

Granted, but a bigass storm comes in and destroys it

I wish for a dime

[TheSporeGA]

Granted but you lose it down a street grate.

I wish no one would make stupid Chuck Norris jokes.

[DoomsDayDan]

Already done, they're making Charlie Sheen jokes now

I wish for an explosion

[ITokez]

The explosion kills you

I wish fatfatfatty would get perma'd