Granted, but the tissues are soaked with chloroform.
I wish the KZ3 thread was actually active.
What KZ3 thead?
I wish my internet speed wasn't 307kb/s.
[QUOTE=d00msdaydan;28575106]Granted, but she has a giant watersports fetish and you're piss-phobic
I wish for nothing[/QUOTE]
Granted, but you lose your nothing shortly after.
I wish for infinite infinite.
[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;28579435]What KZ3 thead?
I wish my internet speed wasn't 307kb/s.[/QUOTE]
Your internet speed is now 308kb/s. Congraulations. Oh and you have to pay your ISP $200 bucks a month now.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;28579758]Granted, but you lose your nothing shortly after.
I wish for infinite infinite.[/QUOTE]
But the infinite infinity turns collapses in on itself and turns into an infinite black hole that sucks you up.
I wish Bengay could be renamed to Gayben.
Granted, but you got some on your balls
I wish for a Duke Nukem bust
Granted, but it's fucking tiny.
I wish for a small cup of lukewarm water.
Granted, but it gives you AIDS
I wish I had something better to do
not granted,there's nothing better to do
I wish i was a condom
Granted, but you tore as niggers used you
I wish there was a new cute hat for the heavy that would go great with my purple paint :downs:
The hat is invisible.
I wish for nothing bad or negative to happen to anything.
Ok, everyone gets what they want, but you get nothing.
I wish not to get ninja'd.
Granted but you will die in one minute.
I wish for a better CPU.
Congrats,you just received a 950mhz sempron single core processor(since you didn't specified ur current one)
i wish for something horrible to happen to me
Granted, a shark comes out of no where and attacks you.
I wish for a wittily corrupted wish.
Not Granted.
I wish for being able to run 280 mp/h
Granted, but now you can't stop and becomes that one episode of Jimmy Neutron, only instead of your shoes falling off, you crash into a wall and die
I wish for a banana
Granted, but the banana is moldy.
i wish for 1 trillion dollars
Due to deflation, your one trillion dollars is worth nothing.
I wish for candy.
The candy is sugar free.
I wish I could grow any hair on my body at will "hmm I'm in a beard mood today... NNNG".
you are now a hairy man, but filled with crabs
i wish i had a 6 foot bong
Granted, but now you're dry
I wish I had more wishes
Granted,but with each wish you make,you'll get a deadly disease
I to be on a horse
Granted, but your beloved horse dies and then you decide not to ride a horse ever again.
He didnt make a wish so I guess he just dies horribly.
I wish we lived in the most scientifically logical government.
Granted but everyone in it becomes retarded
I wish I was garry
Wish granted....
I wish i had a monkey named bob that could tald
Granted but it tells everyone about your porn folder
I wish I was happy no matter what.
Granted but you were happy in every bad event in the world,, which made people look at you funny everywhere
I wish that my wish wasn't granted
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