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Granted, but you just forgot that you payed a guy that already fixed your car. I wish for powers that can give me what i want in real life.

Granted, but you only get to do one thing with your newfound powers. I wish for the ability to move faster than the Human eye can follow.

[QUOTE=Timenova;28596681]Granted, but you only get to do one thing with your newfound powers. I wish for the ability to move faster than the Human eye can follow.[/QUOTE] You can't. I wish I was God. I am.

Granted, but then you fuck up and get banished to the underworld, Hades style I wish for a box

Granted:[IMG]http://gyazo.com/1b356c745877470415f413b7e0dbe42b.png[/IMG] I wish for loads emone

Granted, but there are people blocking the door to the trader, making your dosh useless. I wish there was a crossover of Killing Floor and Dead Space.

granted,but you can't run it i wish for a unicorn btw:I wasn't implying to killing floor :smugdog:

I wish barack obama would stop being a nascar

Granted but he's still black. I wish that this wish was uncorruptable in any way.

K but you kind of got nothing since that was your wish and you feel stupid. I wish I had infinite uncorruptable wishes.

Wish granted but you die of getting raped by a fat black guy before you can use any of those wishes. I wish that I could control time with my mind like Hiro from Heroes

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;28606967]Wish granted but you die of getting raped by a fat black guy before you can use any of those wishes. I wish that I could control time with my mind like Hiro from Heroes[/QUOTE] Granted But you can only control time to make sure you rice cooks just right. I wish I could have unlimted sex with a extremely hot chick with no diseases

Granted but you had diseases in the first place. I wish I had friends. :smith:

Granted, but they're massive assholes who mock you endlessly. I wish for a hug.

Sure but its through the internet and isn't that good *hug* I wish the person below me called himself a homo so I could feel better about myself.

omho. There. "Hobo" anagramed. I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Wish granted, but a woodchuck brains you with a piece of wood. I wish that my wish could not get corruptified. (Made up words are so awesome.)

Wish granted, but you didn't actually wish for anything so you get nothing. I wish cars didn't destroy the ozone layer.

Wish granted but then no one would even hear of the word global warming causing other environmental protection efforts to not be taken seriously because there was no global warming craze. I wish someone would make a cropped version of my avatar.

Wish granted, but they cropped out the Afro. I wish for a guaranteed entrance to Digipen University.

[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;28612312]Wish granted but then no one would even hear of the word global warming causing other environmental protection efforts to not be taken seriously because there was no global warming craze. [/QUOTE] How is that bad?

[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;28612410]How is that bad?[/QUOTE] Top soil erosion means I don't eat.

Penis.

[QUOTE=Shotgunz;28612400]Wish granted, but they cropped out the Afro. I wish for a guaranteed entrance to Digipen University.[/QUOTE] Granted, but you have to mortgage your future on loans. I wish for a taco to be nailed to the middle of the street in front of my house.

Granted, but you are fined heavily for road destruction. i wish for a fire-breathing Llama.

Granted, it died for certain, reasons. I wish Obama was a dictator

Granted but he dies at his acceptance speech I wish the wbc would shut up

[QUOTE=porn;28620830]Granted but he dies at his acceptance speech I wish the wbc would shut up[/QUOTE] Granted but someone else takes his place. I wish I could go visit Chernobyl.

Granted but but you hit your toe on a sidewalk get a blood infection and die 3 months later. I wish to appear on a show of The Simpsons.

Granted, you are the invisible man! I wish I would have already finish writting my book