Corrupt a wish

[porn]

granted but your book catches on fire without warning with no copys.

I wish i could have 99999999 pounds of cocaine

[Javyer]

Done but you are allergic to it.

I wish I am great at school.

[Rex McCoolguy]

Done because all your friends and students at school die so yo're the best.
I wish I would be Chtulu :pcgaming:

[Chilblain]

Granted, but you now spend an eternity in the deep with nothing to do.

I wish I had a jetpack that fired the rocket missiles.

[Pilotguy]

A Jetpack that fires it's own engines? Sure thing!

I wish I had a dream inside a dream inside a dream...

[Rex McCoolguy]

[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;28631098]A Jetpack that fires it's own engines? Sure thing!

I wish I had a dream inside a dream inside a dream...[/QUOTE]

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Granted! you die and are stuck in limbo.
I wish I had every game I ever wanted.

[TheBirdman]

Granted, but they filled up your harddrive and it exploded

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I wish for a computer that actually works

[cameleot]

granted, you got it

i wish my wallet was full of notes

[Chilblain]

Granted, but you lost your wallet two days ago.

I wish for the ability to give people viruses by proxy.

[Jacob_sword]

granted but your viruses are easily fixed and even a baby can stop them.

I wish that I could Time travel back to the 8os and relive my life then once it hits 2000 go back to the 80s.

[mini peanut5]

granted, but a mistake occurs and sends you to 8 A.D

i wish i had A's in my exams

[K3inMitl3id]

Granted. You make a lot of money, but you never get time to have fun.

[znk666]

Granted,whatever the fuck you wish
I wish for a penguin

[TheIceman]

Granted, but it's a raccoon in a penguin outfit and he kills you.

I wish for the entire Pink Floyd discography on vinyl.

[Richard Longflop]

[QUOTE=TheIceman;28641621]Granted, but it's a raccoon in a penguin outfit and he kills you.

I wish for the entire Pink Floyd discography on vinyl.[/QUOTE]

Granted, no vinyl player.

I wish to die painfully and horribly. :smug:

[Chilblain]

Granted, but your body was found in a fursuit by a beached whale. What you were doing was left for them to decide.

I wish that I could fly.

[catch33]

Granted, but your only method of propulsion is from shooting faeces out of your anus at high velocities.

I wish I had an LSD laboratory.

[Banshee Friend]

granted, but its in another galaxy.

I wish I had an Apple Lisa that worked.

[mr apple]

wish granted but it blow up after a month.

I wish I had a pet dog with half genetic cyborg robotics in him with a cool muffler

[Jazucu]

Granted, but he dies at the end.

I wish Pandora would stop playing ads.

[Pilotguy]

Okay, but now everything else you ever knew comes with some sort of advertisement.

I wish Dogs could talk.

[Chekko]

Granted, but only one single word: Food.

I wish i was a god.

[Jockedevian]

Another God? "Jesus Christ" ain't it enough with one a**hole already?

I wish I was a call phone:smile:

[OffTheRoad]

Granted, your owner is 12 year old with temper tandrums.

I wish for 1 million euros.

[Im-Bored]

Granted, you lose your money with your newly found gambling addiction.
I wish I could piss with an erection without getting any on the seat.

[OffTheRoad]

Granted, you miss the toilet completely.

I wish for a great computer game, that my computer can handle.

[Pnukup]

Granted, but none of your friends play it and it consumes your life and makes you prioritize it over more important tasks in life.

My wish would be to find true love.

[{ABK}AbbySciuto]

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;28667521]Granted, you miss the toilet completely.

I wish for a great computer game, that my computer can handle.[/QUOTE]

You receive a shareware copy of Doom.

I wish for milk.

[editline]Shitdicks[/editline]

Well fuck.

[GmanIsJoker]

The milk is from your moms tits.

I wish for cookies.

[escher]

The cookies are made of the burnt flesh of your friends and are cooked over a fire of their remains.

I wish that my wish isn't corrupted.