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Granted, "Unexperienced mysteriouse unknown censored text/mark(s)". I wish my postcount was infinite:v:

Granted but you get permad for spamming I wish my previous wish was granted

Granted,you found your true love,but she/he got hit by a truck and is dead I wish to own a huge company

Granted, but you die the day after :downs: I wish I was good at photo shop.

Granted,you regularly make gay furry porn comics for which 85% of all community hates you I wish for a brain damaged horse

Granted but he has brain damage so when you said "Giddyup horsie" He Ass raped you. I wish for world peace, bt the world would still be well defended.

Granted, but everyone's a furry. I wish that my dog was still alive :smith:

granted, but the dog becomes a puppy again i wish more zombie maps were made for cod:black ops

-snip- fucking ninja's Granted, but the game is extremely unbalanced I wish I weren't ninja'd

granted, but instead you were samuri'd I wish for a furry whore with two dicks and a pussy

Granted, but you are the furry whore. I wish for a vinyl player.

Granted,but it's broken and no one seems to be able to fix it I wish for nothing bad to ever happen to me or my friends and family

Granted, but everyone else dies, and in the end you all get really tired of each other. I wish my dad didn´t have uncurable cancer.

Granted, he now has uncurable brain tumor. I wish someone would make me dinner.

[QUOTE=Pnukup;28677519]Granted, he now has uncurable brain tumor. I wish someone would make me dinner.[/QUOTE] Granted, a cannibal made you dinner. I wish that I got a dumb rating.

Granted,but i accidentally clicked the ''zing'' rating. I wish for a table

Granted, but it only has 3 legs. I wish I could get into Pink Floyd more.

Granted, but it's now black. I wish for some pie. Just plain, normal, non-lethal pie.

People were jealous of your pie.they stole it.now you have no pie.now you're sad :smith: I wish to have ability to change form,gender or appearance

[QUOTE=znk666;28691190] I wish to have ability to change form,gender or appearance[/QUOTE] The surgeries take all of your money and give you cancer I wish I could shit turkey sandwiches

granted but the turkey is a month old I wish i could kill all the furries in the world

All the furries you've killed will bust out of your chest after two years. I wish Finalnd wasn't such a horrible place to live.

Granted, but now it is the most powerful miltary force in the world and want to destroy every other country. I wish my mom was still alive, and not a zombie, or a kid, or wants to kill me.

Granted, but she lives somewhere hundreds of miles away from you and dosn't even know you exist. I wish that guys mom knew he existed... :smith:

Granted, but she beats him daily. I wish I had a chocolate bar.

Ninja'd Granted, but the chocolate is made out of shit. I wish I could shoot flames.

Granted, but you shoot them from your dick. I'm afraid to say it's a very painful process. I wish I had enough money for Crysis 2, Portal 2, and Mortal Combat 9.

Wish granted, but they all have been generalized for the Modern Warfare fan market. I wish I wish I had a fish.

Granted. But it's a piranha that'll eat your penis while you're asleep. I wish I could make the snow go away.

Granted. But the snows been replaced by giant sperm. I wish that I had a Ferrari that's in perfect condition, and cannot be damaged.