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You'll contract hiv and die on your way to the car I wish for salamenders Edit:YAY!Pageking for the first time :smug:

Granted they Follow you around as their leader and never leave you in privacy. I wish for nothing at at all, nothing at all, NOTHING AT ALL!

You get everything. I wish that every crappy Rock/Metal band would just quit.

Granted, but they are replaced with Justin Bieber. I wish that I was uncapturable, unkillable, undismemberable, unageable, and uncontainable.

Granted. But you are forced to live forever alone and watch your friends die from age. I wish for claws

Granted, they're in your chest. I wish for some people skills.

[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;28692966]You get everything. I wish that every crappy Rock/Metal band would just quit.[/QUOTE] That's not corrupting a wish, that's blatantly reversing a wish Granted. But the claws are that of a newborn puppy. I wish that I could read peoples minds by pointing at them. [editline]19th March 2011[/editline] You get none you fucking ninja.

Granted but people soon notice and start wearing Tin foil hats all the time :tinfoil: I wish for a clean sock.

Granted,but the other one is smelly and dirty as hell I wish to die a hero and be remembered

Granted, but you were only a hero to the KKK and remembered as such. I wish for a new bike. :3:

Granted but the seat is a vertical dildo. I wish the skin on my right hand wasn't so dry and lotion resilient.

Granted, it's now extra sweaty that people are afraid to shake hands with you, and you become depressed for life. I wish I didn't feel depressed at school.

Granted, you feel good at school, too bad you feel so depressed everywhere else you decide to drop out. I wish I lived in the early 1900s

Granted,but you died as a 16 year old in a foxhole in WWI. I wish it was friday again.

Granted but it forces you to repeat the same day for the rest of your life, which is forever due to repeating I wish for a better PC

[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;28697797]Granted but it forces you to repeat the same day for the rest of your life, which is forever due to repeating I wish for a better PC[/QUOTE] Granted, though it only runs Linux. I want my cat to stop using my screen window as a capflap

Granted, but you get another cat and he starts doing it instead. I wish for this text to become green.

Granted, but everyone in the world becomes colorblind. I wish assholes were made of sand paper and vaginas were made of stone cold rock

Granted. But your penis falls off because the stone rots away the surrounding skin. I wish I had a female clone of myself. [editline]19th March 2011[/editline] How the fuck could you ninja me this thread was not active until 3 fucking hours ago and you decided to post when I post

Granted,the cloning machine malfunctioned and the clone is now extremely ugly and hairy and wants to have sex with you I wish for religion to never be invented

Granted, but Now I'm angry that you expressed your opinion this way. I wish the following poster didn't wish for his opinion.

Granted. .... [QUOTE=Mr.Fancy_hat;28707619]Granted,the cloning machine malfunctioned and the clone is now extremely ugly and hairy and wants to have sex with you[/QUOTE] It didn't malfunction... It worked perfectly....

Granted, you don't get a wish and waste your post, also you malfunctioned, I made sure of it. I wish it's June already.

You get summer school I wish my ATI card wasn't messed up somehow.

Granted, but along the way it became a NVIDIA. [editline]20th March 2011[/editline] I wish I had made a wish that wasn't below this edited thing.

Granted, but your wish got edited by a mod and your account data became "[I]corrupted[/I]" :smug: I wish for someone to care if I'm sad.

Granted. But they care in a bad way. They call you a pussy if you're pouty and they backhand you if you cry. I wish I was good at lua coding

Granted, but all you are horrible at everything else in life. I wish I was Immortal

Granted, but because of that wish, Earth gets destroyed and you're stuck floating in the space with nothing to do. I wish I had lots of money.

Granted but you got them illegally, and the FBI are hot on you trail. I wish for ADSL internet instead of this stupid mobile modem.