• You know you have no life when you...
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when i get extreme eye strain
[QUOTE=M..BISON;18411341]When your post count it more than 5 times the number of days since you registared.[/QUOTE] You rang?
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;18411305]786,432 on this one.[/QUOTE] 1,764,000 on this one! [editline]02:56AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Meader;18412876]When you spend more time on the computer than on a girl.[/QUOTE] I dunno bro spending 4 hours at a time on my girlfriend would be fucking exhausting.
I have a life and I play WoW :( However you know when you have no life when you play WoW every night, have no girlfriend, never leave your house, and you're only happy moment is when you're pizza finally comes so you can stuff your face a little more.
[QUOTE=Lithifold;18413259]I have a life and I play WoW :( However you know when you have no life when you play WoW every night, have no girlfriend, never leave your house, and you're only happy moment is when you're pizza finally comes so you can stuff your face a little more.[/QUOTE] Or when your hot pockets are ready. That's the best. I ASSUME!
When you play vidya gaems 100 hours a week.
Are jittery because L4D2 is 10 minutes overdue and counting
When you don't have a job, but want one to buy more games
When your aspiration in the next year is to become a moderator on facepunch. :saddowns:
get banned in facepunch [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("offensive to fp" -TH89))[/highlight] [highlight](User was megamassivebanned for this post ("now you have no life, KD007" -Allah))[/highlight]
When you make over 100 avatars for one forum.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;18413222]1,764,000 on this one![/QUOTE] 1,024,000 on this one.
When you constantly keep posting in this thread like Johnny.
When you keep a mini freezer thingy a microwave and a shitload of Pizza pops in reach of arms
Are on this forum...no wait..
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;18415817]1,024,000 on this one.[/QUOTE] I have an apple cinema monitor O_o
when you become like this --> :f5:
You know you have no life when you've looked at so much porn, images don't get you excited. Like an immunity to porn. Weird stuff.
its kinda wierd
Accept that you have no life.
When you know what Mafia Wars is.
you know you have no life when you go on facepunch on your phone, therefor i have no life
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;18412903]when you have a shitton of kills that overcomes everyone else's kills You have no death in a MP game[/QUOTE] Not Necessarily.. Like If i rape with a M16 in Modern Warfare 2, :D Thats just noobing. [editline]01:19PM[/editline] You know you have no life when your the top ranking player in a game over the world the day it came out
[QUOTE=NaziCookie;18415839]When you keep a mini freezer thingy a microwave and a shitload of Pizza pops in reach of arms[/QUOTE] Pizza Pops?
When your too lazy to make a microwavable dinner
You have no life when you eat your food out of a tin can, go out and hunt like you were created to do. you Lazy bastard!
when you go to the store and say "what's the command for give money again?"
when you can beat TTFAF and full count the damned thing strumming every note :/
[QUOTE=credesniper;18419386]You know you have no life when you've looked at so much porn, images don't get you excited. Like an immunity to porn. Weird stuff.[/QUOTE] Dude same here I mean, i potentially would agree with you had i potentially watched so much porn that it no longer excites me (potentially)
[QUOTE=greendevil;18432102]Dude same here I mean, i potentially would agree with you had i potentially watched so much porn that it no longer excites me (potentially)[/QUOTE] Key Word potentially I like My Porn :smile:
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