[QUOTE=Checkers;34152192]where is that video with the woodcutting simulator that says how many hours have you logged[/QUOTE]
I see what you did there.
Dammit Steam. Terrible timing as usual.
"Now, since I'm here, I might as well give you first choice. Of the two hearts, the first is from a young squash player from Aberdeen, about 25 years old. And the new heart that's just come in is from a 65-year-old cabinet minister. Which would you..."
"Definitely, I think the cabinet minister."
"May I ask why?"
"Because it's never been used."
When did RPS's account get renamed to RockPaperShitgun?
It's a bit painful to see my ma and sister trying to work out rhymes. *English Major twitch*
One of my college books said a class "sucks and I commonly cut it" as a thought you might have. I never thought a textbook could put some people's thoughts into text so accurately.
Some guy is following me and rating my posts dumb. I feel like a celebrity who has a crazy stalker.
Thanks for the idea, DudeGuyKT's crazy stalker.
I had a stalker once.
He got banned.
I really like text adventures but I always end up dying in some horrifying way.
I have the strength of Zeus after he made love to a bionic hippopotamus.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;34154443]I really like text adventures but I always end up dying in some horrifying way.[/QUOTE]
you drink the water from the well
oops it was poisoned you die
you don't drink the water from the well
oops it was putting out highly toxic fumes you die
you wear a mask to prevent breathing the fumes in
oops rocks fall you die
"I come from the Net. Through systems, people, and cities, to this place - Mainframe. My format, Guardian: To mend and defend. To defend my new found friends, their hopes and dreams, and to defend them from their enemies. They say The User lives outside the Net and inputs games for pleasure. No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out. ReBoot!"
You have no respect and you fucking lied you dick.
Sorry, sorry
I thought you were kinda cool man
why'd you have to go and lie like that
I hate the scent of my own semen.
It sucks when pets start to show their old age.
I am concerned with the scent of my own urine.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;34156310]I am concerned with the scent of my own urine.[/QUOTE]
I'm afraid to ask.
It doesn't bother me all that much but [I]damn[/I] it perseveres
It's like when you let your friend smoke a cigarette in your car, and you drop him off and get home, and you realize it still smells like a cigarette, and you're afraid your parents are gonna think you're smoking cigarettes, and they know that you've tried pot but don't want you addicted to nicotine, so you go for a drive with the windows down and air conditioner on max, hoping the smell will go away, and eventually it does, except nobody is smoking cigarettes and you just drank your own piss
I clipped my finger nails. I immediately regret this decision.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;34156588]It doesn't bother me all that much but [I]damn[/I] it perseveres
It's like when you let your friend smoke a cigarette in your car, and you drop him off and get home, and you realize it still smells like a cigarette, and you're afraid your parents are gonna think you're smoking cigarettes, and they know that you've tried pot but don't want you addicted to nicotine, so you go for a drive with the windows down and air conditioner on max, hoping the smell will go away, and eventually it does, except nobody is smoking cigarettes and you just drank your own piss[/QUOTE]
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I feel like bragging. Also, I got Alan Wake today. It's alright so far. I also tried out Afro Samurai, and it's great fun.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;34156310]I am concerned with the scent of my own urine.[/QUOTE]
Every time I smell a burger king burger, it reminds me of piss. I don't think I'm ever going to eat one...
[QUOTE=TAU!;34157455]I feel like bragging. Also, I got Alan Wake today. It's alright so far. I also tried out Afro Samurai, and it's great fun.[/QUOTE]
Alan wake and RDR were probably the only good things I got out of buying an xbox.
wizardz everywhere 'n shit
I hear a helicopter brb wiping harddrive.
After playing games at max settings today I have discovered that AA only looks good at 8x or 16x; 32x looks too blurry.
I'm pissed
Goddamn lousy holidays left EVERY SINGLE local store out of iTouch 4Gs, and I can't buy one online.
Just as I wanted to get one, now I have to wait and sit through goddamn lousy school, which just gets worse and boring-er every day.
Stop fucking me over, dammit
lmao
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