The ability to burn methane and fat in short controlled bursts to add power to functions such as jumping/running.
Imagine, eat a really spicy dinner, then instead of wasting all that gas on murdering people in elevators, save it up and fart power jump over a building.
Better fucking eyes, current ones are useless
The ability to control how much you can feel the ambient temperature so I can stop melting during summer.
Break down cholesterol
Spew fire.
Grey skin and red eyes.
And shark teeth.
if the penis was closer to the mouth that would be cool
Ability to regrow limbs
Ability to Burn fat faster, Stronger bone structure, faster injury regeneration.
I wish I could ejaculate when someone else does it.
And not take 30 minutes then just say "plz stop"
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Wait. This is in general. My bad.
Uh
I wish we could heal a lot easier. Also, when you move teeth to the correct position via braces, I wish they stayed and didn't try to move back if you don't use the retainer.
Ability to see in the infrared and UV spectrum, better encoding and recall for easier learning and memorizing, ability to adjust nerve sensitivity (lessen pain, increase pleasure, etc.), ability to adjust metabolic rates, increased olfactory senses, more efficient waste system (need to drink less, less susceptible to blood toxins), better immune system, increased longevity, improved regeneration.
A second set of eyelids, except this set would be clear, so people could effortlessly see underwater and in high airborne dust environments and such.
Retractable beards.
And probably the best of all, prehensile penis.
I wish our brains were more powerful/used more of their potential. We could probably figure out how to make our bodies do everything posted and more.
Have incredibly strong, dense muscles and bone structure, so you can life hundreds of pounds, or even a thousand effortlessly. Very quick reaction times, eyes equivalent to eagles, much faster regeneration from wounds, and limbs. be able to see radiation.
Stronger skeletal structure, a higher percentage of brain usage (Human brain only uses 10%), better strength, better thought processing time, universally effective immune system.
less obvious boners
im sure this has been said over 30 times.
if we had to burn fat faster, we would last less without food.
think about it people.
If you wanna burn fat fast then go to the gym or pick up a sport that you enjoy.
Perfect vision
Jumping as high as I want would be neat.
Being cold blooded would be handy, at least it's not the cold that would kill you in an avalanche.
I wish I could vibrate through walls and burrow underground
I wish that boobs would maintain a constant size and shape so we don't have to play guessing games anymore.
Forget.
An easy way to interface your mind with machines.
think of a cool artwork? bam! control a vehicle/robot arm? no need for implants!
[QUOTE=Nerdrage;38269774]An easy way to interface your mind with machines.
think of a cool artwork? bam! control a vehicle/robot arm? no need for implants![/QUOTE]
Buddhists will share their enlightenment online...
sit
[QUOTE=dill6869;38270027]sit[/QUOTE]
We can already do that.
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Most of what people above said.
[QUOTE=andololol;38270171]We can already do that.
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It's not just "wish could do", it's "wish could do [I]better[/I]"
Better brain and bigger penis.
[QUOTE=Metalcastr;38270240]Better brain and bigger penis.[/QUOTE]
How about "Mind does not perceive any phallic properties to be preferred"
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