[QUOTE=Ardosos;38270227]It's not just "wish could do", it's "wish could do [I]better[/I]"[/QUOTE]
How would you prefer sitting?
How can you improve it?
[QUOTE=andololol;38270287]How would you prefer sitting?
How can you improve it?[/QUOTE]
Well there are a number of possibilities, they could have meant sitting with better posture, or more comfortably, or in a way that is more aesthetically pleasing.
And of course, there is always the possibility that the poster was merely making a joke.
[QUOTE=RobbL;38265271]I wish I could vibrate through walls and burrow underground[/QUOTE]
Change your name to Radical Larry and maybe it'll work.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/7tYR1.png[/t]
[QUOTE=dill6869;38270586][t]http://i.imgur.com/7tYR1.png[/t][/QUOTE]
My family is oriented on being lazy and having heart problems, as well as my mom having at least 2 cardiovascular surgeries, I don't care if I die in my 30's, I fucking love sitting.
why are the testicles even exterior organs, fuckin shove em up in your guts somewhere
Sight, that is all. We have shitty sight. So many people need glasses and even if you have good vision it sucks compared to a lot of other mammals.
Also I guess quicker reaction speeds and instincts but I bet a lot of that used to exist but has thus been deluded.
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[QUOTE=Metalcastr;38270240]Better brain and bigger penis.[/QUOTE]
Slowly but surely my friend.
Change genders at will.
[QUOTE=Milkdairy;38257969]Human brain only uses 10%[/QUOTE]
That's a myth.
[QUOTE=Flyingman356;38271047]why are the testicles even exterior organs, fuckin shove em up in your guts somewhere[/QUOTE]
The human body is too hot for them.
Telekenisis and the ability to fly.
Always poop nice sized stools at will and no pain no matter what you eat.
i need fiber
Ability to store excess protein, carbs and nutrients instead of just fat, and store less fat at the same time.
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;38271115]Change genders at will.
That's a myth.
The human body is too hot for them.[/QUOTE]
if the body is too hot for them, why didn't we evolve with testicles that could handle our body heat
Better reaction time, physical strength and immune system
above all, less need for sleep
[QUOTE=Schmaaa;38271340]if the body is too hot for them, why didn't we evolve with testicles that could handle our body heat[/QUOTE]
Because sperm can't survive properly at our body temperature. There was really no other way our body could evolve them while making them serve the same purpose.
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[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle#External_testes[/url]
Change it's appearence faster so you wouldn't have to spend hours at the gym to get a smashing body.
Abort babies by itself so you'd never have to worry about unwanted babies.
To cure any kind of infections/viruses etc.
Get rid of intestinal/stomach gas more efficiently
[QUOTE=Croft;38271823]Change it's appearence faster so you wouldn't have to spend hours at the gym to get a smashing body.Abort babies by itself so you'd never have to worry about unwanted babies.To cure any kind of infections/viruses etc.[/QUOTE][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dC49G.jpg[/IMG]Also, all this sleep what's up with that?
Have no need to shit
4 arms so we can multitask more easily, and hold 2-4 weapons at the same time. Oh, and we also get to look like this guy
[img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/12384/490663-nali_large.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;38271452]Because sperm can't survive properly at our body temperature. There was really no other way our body could evolve them while making them serve the same purpose.
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[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle#External_testes[/url][/QUOTE]
Which is weird because they can't survive like 1 hour after being ejaculated, and can survive inside a woman for a few days...
Oh, nature.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;38274525]4 arms so we can multitask more easily, and hold 2-4 weapons at the same time. Oh, and we also get to look like this guy
[img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/12384/490663-nali_large.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Oh that's gross, you know what would be nice? invisible arms, like these vectors
[IMG]http://www.gkjapan.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=677&stc=1&d=1209421439[/IMG]
Except without the bitchiness and the murderous intent.
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And without those horns.
Faster development of the brains.
[QUOTE=commander204;38237937]nah, it sucks. We don't have enough surface that is in the light for it to be viable[/QUOTE]
a reason to be nekkid
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[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;38239286]See, this is what happens when I skip out on those 8 hours of sleep and one or two of those meals :v:[/QUOTE]
I skip 1 meal and sleep 4-8 hours. Still write like a pro.
Something that I have thought about a long time.
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present my creation:
[b][u]THE MEGAPENIS[/u][/b]
I have presented a simple presentation-like essay for this.
[i]But what is the Megapenis?[/i]
Good question, reader. The simple answer is that the Megapenis is whatever you want it to be. Using a psychic connection that is developed during womb-time, you can contort the Megapenis into any shape, size, colour or thickness that you wish.
[i]What are the upsides and downsides to the Megapenis?[/i]
Another good question, reader.
Upsides:
- Gain an upper hand to that alpha male prick who stole your girl by doubling any possible size or shape he has.
- Be wanted by women everywhere, all clamouring for the man who can turn his penis into anything.
- Say goodbye to your sensitive, unattractive, and under-performing excuse of a manhood and replace it with a sterling beast of a johnson.
Downsides:
- Downsides? Are you kidding me? There are no downsides to a Megapenis. [sp] No guarantee that the Megapenis will often freeze in one shape for 48 hours [/sp]
So there you have it Facepunch, the Megapenis. I hope you enjoyed this presentation.
[QUOTE=CtrlAltElite;38276262]Something that I have thought about a long time.
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present my creation:
[b][u]THE MEGAPENIS[/u][/b]
I have presented a simple presentation-like essay for this.
[i]But what is the Megapenis?[/i]
Good question, reader. The simple answer is that the Megapenis is whatever you want it to be. Using a psychic connection that is developed during womb-time, you can contort the Megapenis into any shape, size, colour or thickness that you wish.
[i]What are the upsides and downsides to the Megapenis?[/i]
Another good question, reader.
Upsides:
- Gain an upper hand to that alpha male prick who stole your girl by doubling any possible size or shape he has.
- Be wanted by women everywhere, all clamouring for the man who can turn his penis into anything.
- Say goodbye to your sensitive, unattractive, and under-performing excuse of a manhood and replace it with a sterling beast of a johnson.
Downsides:
- Downsides? Are you kidding me? There are no downsides to a Megapenis. [sp] No guarantee that the Megapenis will often freeze in one shape for 48 hours [/sp]
So there you have it Facepunch, the Megapenis. I hope you enjoyed this presentation.[/QUOTE]
Mine came in the mail today and it was already stuck in the shape of a cruise missile. Damn postmen.
I wish humans could gain intelligence before we destroy ourselves within the next 500 years. For example, the devolution of ego-centrism, or the loss of materialistic desires and greed.
Not have the need to throw up if eating slightly too much. I feel horrible right now.
No menstrual periods, when girls are on that it's terrible.
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