[QUOTE=Don Knotts;38276318]Mine came in the mail today and it was already stuck in the shape of a cruise missile. Damn postmen.[/QUOTE]
If you wish to reset the size of your Megapenis, firmly grasp the ballsack for 5 seconds.
[QUOTE=CtrlAltElite;38277121]If you wish to reset the size of your Megapenis, firmly grasp the ballsack for 5 seconds.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXw5lwKZhy8[/media]
Better immune system.
[QUOTE=supatails;38276552]I wish humans could gain intelligence before we destroy ourselves within the next 500 years. For example, the devolution of ego-centrism, or the loss of materialistic desires and greed.[/QUOTE]
But greed and ego-centrism are driving forces of innovation?
[QUOTE=Desuh;38239731]Transmitting that something is wrong with your body. I hate pain.[/QUOTE]
But then people would just absent-mindlessly slice of their fingers or break bones and walk around all normal, though pain should be BEARABLE is if it's saying "Sup bro you just got a papercut" rather than "OH GOD YOU'RE BLEEDING EVERYWHERE AHH SCREAM"
I wish we could retain every bit of information we absorb.
A better usage of the amount of water you drink every day.
Also, I wish you could "close" the ears, just like you can do to your mouth, eyes and even hold the breath from nose to avoid bad smells. I know you can just put your fingers or hands over the ears, but you still can hear...
It would be great if you could tell your body when to get your period, because then it wouldn't interrupt and ruin le sexy tiems.
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