What Are You Thinking (V. You're wrong, I'm right, get over it!) - General

[QUOTE=Giner;20494504]i am indifferent about you both, call her a whore in the text then instead of bringing irl here[/QUOTE] Okay thx.

[QUOTE=Natty-JAY;20494483]it'll grow back. :colbert:[/QUOTE] I'm afraid it's a very bad break, you're going to need surgery to rectify this, I recommend the glue solution.

Rolling out of bed 5 minutes before class sure is fun.

[QUOTE=Dronaroid;20494511]Just like Wolverine[/QUOTE] except my hair isn't as stupid as his. :D [editline]05:57PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Giner;20494518]I'm afraid it's a very bad break, you're going to need surgery to rectify this, I recommend the glue solution.[/QUOTE] D: oh noes.

[QUOTE=Natty-JAY;20494528]except my hair isn't as stupid as his. :D[/QUOTE] Sick haircuts FUCK YEAH

[QUOTE=Natty-JAY;20494483]it'll grow back. :colbert:[/QUOTE]I wouldn't know about that, I chew mine too much :ohdear:

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;20494568]I wouldn't know about that, I chew mine too much :ohdear:[/QUOTE] i used to! haha, but then i grew my nails really long and they were lovely, so since then i've liked having long nails.

[QUOTE=Natty-JAY;20494587]i used to! haha, but then i grew my nails really long and they were lovely, so since then i've liked having long nails.[/QUOTE] My nails naturally grow at a rapid, almost supernatural, rate.

help the song is too catchy

Goodbye clean driving licence. I'll see you in three years, I'll miss thee! Why can't the police just let me speed in peace?

butte

Hello.

Oh my god Last.FM is beautiful

last.fm is p. win Gonna play some coop WaW now

Off to have a wank, then bath time.

Gonna play my custom GH2 disc.

oh my god i just made sam tilgan have a break down

lol how

I never been on a ghost train that went like this I only sat on the top deck and ate my chips I see the bride of frankenstein, it stumbles by me married to the monster and she sits beside me face like a freakshow, caked in make-up now her hand's on my knee and I'm tryin to wake up suddenly her fella stands and growls with his teeth in my neck I can hear him howl

[quote][19:04] sam_tilgan: stfu [19:04] couragedog: eat my ass. [19:04] couragedog: now. [19:04] sam_tilgan: i've had enough of your bullshit [19:04] couragedog: get out [19:04] sam_tilgan: you keep calling me things [19:04] sam_tilgan: like pizza face [19:04] sam_tilgan: it's not nice [19:05] sam_tilgan: i cried yesterday [19:05] sam_tilgan: i just want you to know that [19:05] couragedog: hahahah [19:05] immortal: LOL [19:05] ben: did you cry pizza grease [19:05] couragedog: nobody cares [19:05] couragedog: HAHAAHA [19:05] sam_tilgan: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! [19:05] couragedog: LMFAO [19:05] couragedog: hahaha [19:05] sam_tilgan: I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL [19:05] couragedog: that was a good one hahahaha [19:05] immortal changed nickname to mortalk0mbatlesbian [19:05] mortalk0mbatlesbian: sam wtf [19:05] ben: the police spray pepperoni spray at you [19:05] sam_tilgan: SHUT THE FUCK UP TEA [19:05] couragedog: hahahaha [19:05] mortalk0mbatlesbian: this shit is funny [19:06] couragedog: yes sam [19:06] couragedog: go be a pizza elsewhere. [19:06] sam_tilgan: couragedog i will rape your butthole [19:06] couragedog: if you can find your dick [19:06] couragedog: okay [19:06] ben: What did the doctor say to sam tilgan's mother when she gave birth to him [19:06] sam_tilgan: i'll rape you with my nose [19:06] ben: "Would you like fries with that?" [19:06] couragedog: hahahaha [19:06] couragedog: mmmmm! hahahahaha [19:06] sam_tilgan: FUCK YOU [19:06] mortalk0mbatlesbian: LOL [19:06] couragedog: oh god hahahaha [19:06] sam_tilgan: I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL!!! [19:06] sam_tilgan: FUCK YOU [19:06] guest-20544 entered the room [19:06] sam_tilgan: STOP CALLING ME THINGS [19:06] couragedog: sam is the perfect bullying child [19:06] guest-20544 changed nickname to foxdonut [19:07] couragedog: hey fox [19:07] sam_tilgan: yeah tea i'd fuck your cock with my cock [19:07] mortalk0mbatlesbian: hey fox [19:07] mortalk0mbatlesbian: mass pendemonium here [19:07] ben: Wow, we're getting to the crust of your feelings now [19:07] ben: it's full of angry cheese [19:07] foxdonut: laptop sucks ass. died for no reason [19:07] sam_tilgan: ben i'mm gonna fucking kill you [19:07] couragedog: oh godddd [19:07] foxdonut: -.- so i got out of bed [19:07] couragedog: hahahaha [19:07] sam_tilgan: don't call me something with pizza again [19:07] couragedog: pizza puns jhahahahaha [19:07] sam_tilgan: i'm already in tears [19:07] mortalk0mbatlesbian: rofl [19:07] foxdonut: lol +1 for ben [19:07] sam_tilgan: ben fuck you [19:07] sam_tilgan: i hate you so fucking much [19:07] sam_tilgan: i'm gonna find you and kill you [19:07] mortalk0mbatlesbian: ahahahaha [19:08] sam_tilgan: shut the fuck up [19:08] couragedog: sam [19:08] mortalk0mbatlesbian: no [19:08] sam_tilgan: what [19:08] foxdonut: Ben can take you [19:08] couragedog: your face looks like pizza [19:08] sam_tilgan: you're not funny. [19:08] couragedog: your argument is invalid [19:08] mortalk0mbatlesbian: hahaha [19:08] ben: It seems all these feelings were delivered late, Sam [19:08] ben: You said 30 minutes :( [19:08] sam_tilgan: fuck you ben if i ever meet you i will fucking kill you [19:08] sam_tilgan: i will beat the shit out of you [19:08] foxdonut: Ben'll prolly sqush you [19:08] mortalk0mbatlesbian: lol [19:08] couragedog: no dont kill ben [19:08] couragedog: i love ben [19:08] ben: OH GOD PLEASE POLICE HELP ME [19:08] couragedog: and tea [19:08] couragedog: and fox [19:09] ben: SOMEONE IS CHASING ME WITH A PIZZA CUTTER [19:09] couragedog: and volty [19:09] couragedog: and GD [19:09] sam_tilgan: don't worry ben, soon you'll be quiet [19:09] couragedog: HAHAHAHAHA [19:09] sam_tilgan: i'll lay you to rest [19:09] sam_tilgan: i'll fucking kill you [19:09] ben: Quieter than a fat man at pizza hut? [19:09] mortalk0mbatlesbian: this is fucking priceless [19:09] foxdonut: So you love anyone whos gay Courge? [19:09] foxdonut: lol [19:09] couragedog: i love everyone [19:09] sam_tilgan: she doesen't love me [19:09] sam_tilgan: why [19:09] couragedog: apart from sam [19:09] sam_tilgan: i love you [19:09] foxdonut: your not gay. your just a fag [19:09] sam_tilgan: i jerk it to you couragedog [19:09] couragedog: sam you're just weird [19:09] mortalk0mbatlesbian: lollllllllllll [19:09] couragedog: many people in this chat do [19:09] sam_tilgan: couragedog i jerk off to you [19:09] ben: the only way you'd kill me is by hiring an assassin [19:09] sam_tilgan: i just came [19:10] sam_tilgan: oh god [19:10] ben: and I don't think you have the dough for that [19:10] couragedog: so does everyone else D: [19:10] couragedog: HAHAHAHHA [19:10] mortalk0mbatlesbian: HAHAHA good one ben [19:10] guest-20911 entered the room [19:10] couragedog: BEN YOURE GONNA HAVE TO STOP IM DYING HERE LOL [19:10] sam_tilgan: ben i'm fucking serious now playtime is over [19:10] sam_tilgan: i will fucking kill you for rea [19:10] sam_tilgan: l [19:10] ben: There's no knead for this [19:10] couragedog: hahahahahha [19:10] sam_tilgan: i will find your house and i will fucking beat the shit out of you [19:10] mortalk0mbatlesbian: LOL KNEAD [19:10] couragedog: LMFAO [19:10] sam_tilgan: i will fucking cut you open [19:10] guest-20971 entered the room [19:10] guest-20971 changed nickname to foxdonut [19:10] sam_tilgan: you hear me [19:10] couragedog: with the pizza cutter? [19:10] foxdonut: FUCKING INTERNET FAILS >_< [19:10] guest-20992 entered the room [19:10] sam_tilgan: WHATEVER YOU FUCKING WANT YOU WHORE [19:10] guest-20992 changed nickname to hmrhed666 [19:11] sam_tilgan: I JUST JERKED OFF TO YOU [19:11] mortalk0mbatlesbian: sam wtf are you doing anyway [19:11] guest-21015 entered the room [19:11] guest-21015 changed nickname to jamie95 [19:11] guest-21022 entered the room [19:11] guest-21022 changed nickname to clubdata [19:11] couragedog: sam what did we tell you about touching your nose [19:11] sam_tilgan: sucking virtual vagina that's what [19:11] mortalk0mbatlesbian: lol what [19:11] ben: Well Sam, I guess revenge is a dish best served [19:11] ben: oven baked.. [19:11] couragedog: hahahaha [19:11] couragedog: ben [19:11] sam_tilgan: ben i'm gonna fucking kick your ass with a bread bin [19:11] mortalk0mbatlesbian: lolol [19:11] couragedog: you're fucking awesome [19:11] mortalk0mbatlesbian: affirmative [19:11] sam_tilgan: you are all going to die [19:11] sam_tilgan: just to let you know [19:11] foxdonut: lol [19:12] sam_tilgan: one day i'm gonna fucking kill you all [19:12] sam_tilgan: especially foxdonut [19:12] guest-21115 entered the room [19:12] guest-21115 changed nickname to birish118 [19:12] couragedog: dont let us burn sam [19:12] sam_tilgan: i'm gonna run you over with the zamboner [19:12] sam_tilgan: more like sam BONER am irite [19:12] foxdonut: not our fualt your the ugly kid whos unpopular [19:12] couragedog: no you're not [19:12] sam_tilgan: i thought that was mortalkombat [19:12] couragedog: im not laughing. [19:12] mortalk0mbatlesbian: yeah [19:12] couragedog: ben is funny [19:12] ben: I was gonna say something about you being a vampire, but sometimes pizzas are covered in garlic so nevermind [19:12] couragedog: with his pizza puns [19:12] couragedog: hahahaha [19:12] sam_tilgan: couragedog i just jerked off to you how does that feel [19:12] couragedog: oh dear jesus [19:12] couragedog: this is why i love POY [19:12] mortalk0mbatlesbian: i thought i was fucked up [19:12] couragedog: it feels fine sam [19:12] couragedog: im used to it [19:12] couragedog: i go on facepunch [19:13] couragedog: and im a girl [19:13] sam_tilgan: i'm gonna find your house and rape you [19:13] couragedog: you silly fucker [19:13] sam_tilgan: i'm gonna make you suck my cock [19:13] couragedog: sam you wouldnt get dick off a worm [19:13] sam_tilgan: my fat hairy cock [19:13] foxdonut: and after tht I'm gonna send my friend Bubba to YOUR house Sam [19:13] couragedog: fuck you [19:13] ben: OH GOD SAM I WANT YOUR CREAMY MOZZERELLA ALL OVER ME [19:13] couragedog: hahahaha [19:13] foxdonut: and he's gonna fuckin have a HAYDAY with your asshole [19:13] sam_tilgan: shut the fuck up ben [19:13] mortalk0mbatlesbian: LOLOL [19:13] couragedog: sam just shut up [19:13] sam_tilgan: you too you bald cunt [19:13] sam_tilgan: fuck you you whore [19:13] sam_tilgan: i'll fucking slaughter you [19:13] ben: Well it seems the Dominos are falling over now, Sam [19:13] sam_tilgan: i will cut you open [19:13] sam_tilgan: why don't you make another pizza pun [19:14] sam_tilgan: that will complete the puzzle [19:14] sam_tilgan: won't it [19:14] sam_tilgan: i'll fucking kill you ben [19:14] foxdonut: lol ben quit with the pizza jokes while your ahread, they going down hill FAST [19:14] sam_tilgan: you will die for this [19:14] mortalk0mbatlesbian: no they're funny, lol [19:14] guest-21375 entered the room [19:14] guest-21375 changed nickname to messorama [19:14] sam_tilgan: ben, you will suffer greatly, i just want you to know this [19:14] sam_tilgan: i've grown tired of you [19:14] sam_tilgan: fuck you all you cunts [19:14] ben: Pizza went down hill when Sam was born [19:14] sam_tilgan: you're all a bunch of fucking pieces of shit [19:14] foxdonut: bye, don't let hte door hit your ass on the way out :D [19:14] mortalk0mbatlesbian: dude what set this spark off anyway [19:15] ben: The oven [19:15] sam_tilgan: i'm getting outta here [19:15] sam_tilgan: i'm crying [19:15] ben: I'm not paying for that [19:15] mortalk0mbatlesbian: lol [19:15] ben: I'm gonna sue Pizza Hut [19:15] mortalk0mbatlesbian: what set his spark off dude [19:15] foxdonut: lol hes a creep [19:15] mortalk0mbatlesbian: he fuckin lost it [19:15] ben: Oh god [19:15] ben: that was amazing [19:15] mortalk0mbatlesbian: ben, that was fucking hilarious [19:15] foxdonut: maybe he's a pizza afterall lol [19:17] ben: Making up all those puns was a pizza piss [19:17] guest-21669 entered the room [19:17] guest-21669 changed nickname to sam_tilgan [19:17] sam_tilgan: hahaha good news ben [19:17] sam_tilgan: i found out where you live [19:17] sam_tilgan: expect me at your house tonight [19:18] sam_tilgan: i'm gonna kill you [19:18] mortalk0mbatlesbian: oh god he's back [19:18] ben: It's ok, I've kept the oven closed [19:18] sam_tilgan: fuck you cocksucker [19:18] sam_tilgan: i'm gonna kill you [19:18] sam_tilgan: now bye [19:18] ben: lmao [19:18] mortalk0mbatlesbian: i'd be scared too ben [19:18] foxdonut: lol [19:18] ben: I'm baking in sweat i'm so scared[/quote] :madmax:

[QUOTE=benzi2k7;20495641]oh my god i just made sam tilgan have a break down[/QUOTE] haha good job, what happened?

tinychat huh brb going there

Holy shit me too.

AHAHAHA oh my god ben that was beautiful

a day worth going down in history

[quote] [19:26] mim: ANY GIRL WANT WEBCAM SEX? [19:26] sam_tilgan: ben [19:26] sam_tilgan: fuck you [19:26] mim: SAY YESS [19:26] mim: NOW [19:26] mikeyfag: fo sho [19:26] durrrrncanfrost: YAY [19:26] johnnymo1: YESS [19:26] sam_tilgan: why did you put that shit up on facepunch [19:26] ashwank: YAY [19:26] mikeyfag: YES [19:26] mortalk0mbatlesbian: YES!! [19:26] durrrrncanfrost: why do you think, sma [19:26] sam_tilgan: why [19:26] mikeyfag: cos it's funny [19:26] johnnymo1: you guys didn't say YESS [19:26] durrrrncanfrost: think reallllly hard [19:26] ashwank: YESS [19:26] johnnymo1: learn to read [19:26] ashwank: :) [19:26] sam_tilgan: YOU THINK I WANTED EVERYONE ON FP TO SEE THAT?!?! [19:26] durrrrncanfrost: take a deep thought [19:26] sam_tilgan: FUCK YOU!!! [19:26] mikeyfag: YESS [19:26] mortalk0mbatlesbian: lolol [19:26] mikeyfag: owned [19:26] durrrrncanfrost: well you did break down in a public chatroom w/ like twelve people in it [19:26] couragedog: mm hot latina girls. [19:26] sam_tilgan: dude [19:26] johnnymo1: draammaa [19:26] sam_tilgan: i'm gonna fucking kill all of you [19:26] sam_tilgan: you understand me [19:26] sam_tilgan: every single one [19:27] durrrrncanfrost: 27 bovemoor road [19:27] ashwank: Lol [19:27] couragedog: ok [19:27] ashwank: Fucking bring it. [19:27] mikeyfag: lol [19:27] durrrrncanfrost: street [19:27] mikeyfag: h0ow [19:27] durrrrncanfrost: somerset [19:27] durrrrncanfrost: ba16 0dq [19:27] sam_tilgan: i'm gonna find every single one of you and slit your throat [19:27] sam_tilgan: s [19:27] durrrrncanfrost: come [19:27] ashwank: 8 benbow gardens [19:27] ashwank: calmore. [19:27] sam_tilgan: i'm gonna shoot you in the eye [19:27] durrrrncanfrost: send me bombs in the post [19:27] mikeyfag: k [19:27] ben: Pizza (pronounced /ˈpiːtsə/ ( listen) or /ˈpiːdzə/; Italian: [ˈpit.tsa]) is a an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread [19:27] sam_tilgan: with my cum [19:27] johnnymo1: hahahaha [19:27] guest-22519 entered the room [19:27] sam_tilgan: no, tea i'm gonna fucking slaughter you [19:27] mortalk0mbatlesbian: this... is fucking hilarious [19:27] ben: TEA AND PIZZA [19:27] mim: ANY GIRL WANT WEBCAMM SEX? [19:27] ben: MORTAL ENEMIES [19:27] guest-22519 changed nickname to derekhawt [19:27] mim: PM ME [19:27] johnnymo1: I torrented indigo prophecy/fahrenheit [19:27] durrrrncanfrost: 27 BOVEMOOR ROAD, STREET, SOMERSET, ENGLAND, BA16 0DQ [19:27] ashwank: MIM I AM A DUDE, STOP PMING ME, [19:27] guest-22544 entered the room [19:27] sam_tilgan: TEA, YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE STOP LAUGHING [19:27] johnnymo1: interactive sex scene what [19:27] guest-22544 changed nickname to cableman1028 [19:27] mortalk0mbatlesbian: hahahahhahahahaah [19:27] durrrrncanfrost: man this is like a pizza delivery service [19:27] sam_tilgan: fuck you you're all ganging up on me [19:27] durrrrncanfrost: gosh i wonder why [19:27] ashwank: That's cos you suck. [19:28] sam_tilgan: i can' defend myself it's not fair [19:28] mortalk0mbatlesbian: LOL [19:28] ashwank: Suck balls. [19:28] ben: We're ganging up on you cause you're a 12 inch pizza [19:28] sam_tilgan: fuck you i'm leaving [19:28] ben: you expect me to eat this on my own [19:28] couragedog: doncha just love boobs [19:28] sam_tilgan: i'm never gonna return [19:28] durrrrncanfrost: again? [19:28] ashwank: Kbai [19:28] durrrrncanfrost: okay [19:28] johnnymo1: I am so confused [19:28] durrrrncanfrost: bye [19:28] sam_tilgan: YOU FUCKING MADE ME CRY BEN [19:28] mikeyfag: Ahahah [19:28] mortalk0mbatlesbian: he left [19:28] mikeyfag: grow up [19:28] mim: ANY GIRL WANT WEBCAM SEX SAY YESSS [19:28] ashwank: From his penis. [19:28] ben: THIS IS LIKE THE TITANIC [19:28] mim: NOW [19:28] ben: BUT WITH GREASE [19:28] ashwank: YESSS [19:28] guest-22611 entered the room [19:28] guest-22611 changed nickname to buster [19:28] mortalk0mbatlesbian: that was priceless man [19:28] durrrrncanfrost: B [19:28] couragedog: YESS [19:28] durrrrncanfrost: E [19:28] mortalk0mbatlesbian: fucking priceless [19:28] couragedog: IM A BOY THOUGH [19:28] durrrrncanfrost: A [19:28] foxdonut: Jesus fuck Mikey, that a Mop on your head!? [19:28] durrrrncanfrost: U [19:28] couragedog: DOES THAT MATTER [19:28] durrrrncanfrost: TIFUL[/quote]

lol @ me saying unrelated things

haha oh god

I always seem to miss the funny events :frown: Although I suppose that's a good thing, as i'd taint them. EDIT: Ow this moisturiser burns

[IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/7ade00samtilganeww.jpg[/IMG] "Sam Tilgan's Journal. March 1st 2010: Ben in tinychat this morning, messages with no grammar. This chat is laughing at me. They have seen my pizza face. The messages are extended pizza cutters and the cutters are full of grease and when the crust finally bakes, all the sauce will thicken. The accumulated toppings of all their mozzarella and garlic will come up about their mouths and all the posters and mods will look up and shout "EAT ME!"... and I'll whisper "Dough.""