What Are You Thinking (V. You're wrong, I'm right, get over it!) - General

[QUOTE=133753P34K;20540721]What do you know about pleasing a masochist :colbert: The answer is nothing. Absolutely nothing.[/QUOTE]gonna punch you in the face

[QUOTE=Flashy Cat Guy;20541072]gonna punch you in the face[/QUOTE] :shlick:

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you like dancing frogs

[QUOTE=Dummkopf;20540778]Oh god wat.[/QUOTE] Chav, has baby, tesco. Sounds about right to me :smile: Its a lot more closer and physical than i first imagined... very hands on... literally

I will buy website names and sell them for high prices. Using the money, I make a popular website that reviews games. I will have a VIP benefits for 5$ per week. I will make a popular videogame and sell it for 50$ I will buy an island I will build robots I will have an army I will use that army to take over Washington and hold the president, the U.N., and the statue of liberty hostage. Using the money, I will kill the president anyway and use the presiden's office to nuke the world. With that, I will rule. I WILL RULE THE WORLD So hows my plan for total domination?

shit

[QUOTE=Ori Child;20541303]Chav, has baby, tesco. Sounds about right to me :smile: Its a lot more closer and physical than i first imagined... very hands on... literally[/QUOTE] Never ever come to the Tesco I work in ok

[QUOTE=Flashy Cat Guy;20541431]shit[/QUOTE] Pretty much. [QUOTE=dcalde78;20541453]Never ever come to the Tesco I work in ok[/QUOTE] But I will.

[QUOTE=dcalde78;20541453]Never ever come to the Tesco I work in ok[/QUOTE] Okay :frown: you can handle chavs giving birth in your fruit veg isle then =p

[QUOTE=Ori Child;20541557]Okay :frown: you can handle chavs giving birth in your fruit veg isle then =p[/QUOTE] Not my department, I work on the tills. And the chances of someone giving birth at the tills is very slim.

[QUOTE=dcalde78;20541718]Not my department, I work on the tills. And the chances of someone giving birth at the tills is very slim.[/QUOTE] Wouldn't it be just about the same?

Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position.

You guys are weirder than me

I'm bored. :(

[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;20541900]Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position.[/QUOTE] You're very welcome.

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;20541909]You guys are weirder than me[/QUOTE] I know for a fact that's not true. Ashley! this girl wants to try bed restraints some time :neckbeard:

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;20541909]You guys are weirder than me[/QUOTE] Ha.

[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;20540756]She said she wanted zip ties, said she'd broken handcuffs before and has a scar from it.[/QUOTE] Who are you dating? The Hulk?

[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;20542016]Who are you dating? The Hulk?[/QUOTE] A girl with issues. I think they were cheap handcuffs, to be fair.

Yes jack. I saw.

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;20541909]You guys are weirder than me[/QUOTE] :smugdog:

[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;20542070]A girl with issues. I think they were cheap handcuffs, to be fair.[/QUOTE] Girls with issues are the best fuckers... God damn, they are...

Hiya Ashley (this is Ben btw)

nite

She sounds like a lightweight to me. Lie to her. Tell her you bought the zip lines and when it comes down to having her tied down, bust out the barbwire. Trust me on this. :]

[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;20542093]Girls with issues are the best fuckers... God damn, they are...[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=4463&dateline=1260918226[/img]:respek:[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=234717&dateline=1265602396[/img]

[QUOTE=Flashy Cat Guy;20542112]Hiya Ashley (this is Ben btw)[/QUOTE] I know it's you silly goose. :huh:

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;20542135]She sounds like a lightweight to me. Lie to her. Tell her you bought the zip lines and when it comes down to having her tied down, bust out the barbwire. Trust me on this. :][/QUOTE] She says she likes it rough, but I dunno about that rough. That seems excessive. [editline]04:56PM[/editline] I've been meaning to change my avatar back to this for a while.

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;20542135]She sounds like a lightweight to me. Lie to her. Tell her you bought the zip lines and when it comes down to having her tied down, bust out the barbwire. Trust me on this. :][/QUOTE] Now THAT'S kinky. :smug: