I have 8 gas masks, a riot helmet and a FAST helmet.
Wait people on FP actually shop at bad dragon.
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actually i'm not surprised
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[t]http://images3.alphacoders.com/106/106195.jpg[/t]
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get it you need jesus
[QUOTE=Ezhik;45695907]i expected to talk about my hedgehog plushies in this thread but i was greatly disappointed[/QUOTE]
You still can if you're creative enough.
I don't really have any, moving about 4-5 times has kind of led to tossing them out.
[QUOTE=racerfan;45695198][URL="https://38.media.tumblr.com/cebb9f2517b34857ed792c26e4acdfb2/tumblr_na3xx31pcf1skq7oxo1_500.jpg"]nsfw obviously[/URL]
[sp]Just kidding.[/sp][/QUOTE]
wow. I'm really having a hard time being tolerant of this.... its just.. WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A BAZILLION ANTHROPOMORPHIC SEX TOYS?!?! HOW OBSCENE MUST YOUR SEXUAL DESIRES BE?!
[QUOTE=Arctic Snow;45696580]wow. I'm really having a hard time being tolerant of this.... its just.. WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A BAZILLION ANTHROPOMORPHIC SEX TOYS?!?! HOW OBSCENE MUST YOUR SEXUAL DESIRES BE?![/QUOTE]
Probably the kind of person who types in block capitals for more than half of their posts and over uses exclamation points and question marks.
[sp]you[/sp]
[QUOTE=Arctic Snow;45696580]wow. I'm really having a hard time being tolerant of this.... its just.. WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A BAZILLION ANTHROPOMORPHIC SEX TOYS?!?! HOW OBSCENE MUST YOUR SEXUAL DESIRES BE?![/QUOTE]
The kind of person who has a [URL="http://incaseart.blogspot.com/2014/02/elfbutt.html?zx=cd31d777120647de"]VERY nsfw picture of[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/gw4mwpE.png]a gay elf as his avatar[/URL]
[QUOTE=EcksDee;45696659]The kind of person who has a [URL="http://incaseart.blogspot.com/2014/02/elfbutt.html?zx=cd31d777120647de"]VERY nsfw picture of[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/gw4mwpE.png]a gay elf as his avatar[/URL][/QUOTE]
what the fucking shit
[img]http://i.imgur.com/RMv2bUI.png[/img]
[QUOTE=EcksDee;45696659]The kind of person who has a [URL="http://incaseart.blogspot.com/2014/02/elfbutt.html?zx=cd31d777120647de"]VERY nsfw picture of[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/gw4mwpE.png]a gay elf as his avatar[/URL][/QUOTE]
Dude I swear my friend logged on my account and went to Incase's blog and saved the image, proceeded to go in paint and crop the photo to fit the standard 64x64 maximum of facepunch then uploaded it without my knowledge! I'M INNOCENT I SWEAR!
[QUOTE=Arctic Snow;45696755]Dude I swear my friend logged on my account and went to Incase's blog and saved the image, proceeded to go in paint and crop the photo to fit the standard 64x64 maximum of facepunch then uploaded it without my knowledge! I'M INNOCENT I SWEAR![/QUOTE]
i tell you hwat youre pretty fucking weird m8 new least favourite poster award goes to you
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[QUOTE=DemonDog;45695297]funfact: suction cup dildos are fun to bounce around like one of those [url=http://best-b2b.com/userimg/896/911-1/door-spring-stop-21.jpg]door stoppers[/url][/QUOTE]
I [URL="http://youtu.be/d6oso_GeEx0"]feel this is appropriate[/URL] for this post and this thread in general.
*plap*
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;45696760]i tell you hwat youre pretty fucking weird m8 new least favourite poster award goes to you[/QUOTE]
Jokes on you, I got a award!
dragon dildos cost too much, just make your own.
rubber glove (50 for like $3), pens to create ribbing, baby oil for easy insertion.
[sp]totally didn't do this already. why is easier to poop.[/sp]
None at current, although I hope that will change some day when i'm not broke.
[QUOTE=Polonium9;45697970]dragon dildos cost too much, just make your own.[/QUOTE]
Speaking of home made... Keep an eye out for super cheap "broken" xbox controllers and such at thrift stores. The controller may not work, but you can be pretty certain the vibrator motors still do. Why not scavenge bits and find other uses for them?
Many. No bad dragon. Me and my fiancé are into this.
I have a fleshlight thing if that counts
I still have a vibrator stuck up my ass.
The OP of a thread like this does not surprise me at all.
I have too many things and it needs to stop growing.
im gay
zero.
what's the deal with dragon dildos?
dragon dicks aren't real and are never described or even revealed in traditional dragon lore
dragon dicks could be anything
I could call an egg whisk a dragon dildo, and it would have as much right to be one as the completely speculative phalli that bad dragon produces
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how do we know that dragons couldn't have digital information as sexual organs?
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this post is a dragon dildo
20
fingers
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wait no shit 10 sorry
[QUOTE=The golden;45695828]Try your butt instead? v:v:v[/QUOTE]
[b]nothing[/b] fits in there
[b]nothing[/b]
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[QUOTE=Arctic Snow;45696580]wow. I'm really having a hard time being tolerant of this.... its just.. WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A BAZILLION ANTHROPOMORPHIC SEX TOYS?!?! HOW OBSCENE MUST YOUR SEXUAL DESIRES BE?![/QUOTE]
when you get bored of human dick... they go for the next best thing
I've always wanted a bad dragon dildo, but I'd have to go bankrupt after buying one \:v:/
Do sexy outfits count as "toys"?
[QUOTE=RobbL;45701369]what's the deal with dragon dildos?
dragon dicks aren't real and are never described or even revealed in traditional dragon lore
dragon dicks could be anything
I could call an egg whisk a dragon dildo, and it would have as much right to be one as the completely speculative phalli that bad dragon produces
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how do we know that dragons couldn't have digital information as sexual organs?
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this post is a dragon dildo[/QUOTE]
Time to frame this post and sell it to Bad Dragon as a new design
i just came in here to talk about my beyblades
[QUOTE=Duck M.;45695817]Yeah man I'm into that kinda shit
[img]http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/783/838/b6c.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
What the fuck. That's child bondage.
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