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[socks]

"The table was uncomfortably small, and this made it more uncomfortable for his three companions, but they did not seem to question his privilege."

[Cyril Connolly]

"I understood Stafford's retiscence."

[joshjet]

"The camp looked as though it had suffered an epidemic: empty and dead."

Well fuck.

This was the nearest book.

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[TCB]

[I]I stopped on the way, though, and picked up Ackley's hand, and gave him a big phony handshake.[/I]

Oh what the fuck, Catcher in the Rye.

[Arkhana]

"[I]It is safe to straddle or leave and try something new.[/i]

Does this mean i can finally lose my virginity this year?

[brandonsh]

[I]"The most fanatical timekeeper in the world, Doc Brown."
[/I]Fuck.

[Spherexd]

"Make an agreement with your partner to allow each other to three celebrities with whom infidelity would be permitted?"

Touché, Would You Rather?

[Skerious]

"When you apply TurboSmooth to it, the result is beautiful to behold."

If any of you were wondering, it was from a 3DSMax tutorial book.

[GastricTank]

"Ask a man if he'd rather lose his hair or his job."

Oh good lord.

[Septekka]

Bethesda Softworks LLC, a ZeniMax Media company ("Bethesda Softworks") warrants to you, the original purchaser of this disc and the game software encoded thereon ("Game"), that under normal use the Game will perform substantially as described in the accompanying manual for a period of 90 days from the date of purchase ("Warranty Period").

[viperfan7]

[QUOTE=iPaul;34151084]Fahrten ins Ausland.

(Translation: Journeys to foreign lands)

AW YEAH[/QUOTE]

I'm just going to say you can interpret foreign lands as anal

[editline]13th January 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=brandonsh;34198806][I]"The most fanatical timekeeper in the world, Doc Brown."
[/I]Fuck.[/QUOTE]

your avatar fits

[HazeFyer23]

Well, I learned my lesson about getting a ride from mom.

Oh mom...

[AllOriginals]

"If she ever found him in bed with a woman, Salander would make public the ninety-minute video that documented how he raped her."

:v:

[Doc Scratch]

He was sure the doodlebug would be right at the bottom.
[I]oh[/I]

[johnlmonkey]

"So well intended, and yet so insulting!"

Yeah that sounds right.

[TurboDweeb]

"How could you win the loyalty of such men?"

[i][b]fuck[/i][/b]

[Koriander]

"He lifted up that heavy cane and brought it down so ever hard on that woman's head."
:pwn:

[mikester112]

If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then several nations have chosen to flatter the AK with either direct copies (Chinese Type 56) or modified designs (Israeli Galil).

Ok.

[CorsanBharyl]

How to deal with an alligator near your golf ball.

OH SHIT!

[Cuon Alpinus]

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;34150533]'A huge furry creature bounded through the door, grinning like a maniac.'

I dunno whether to use :ohdear: or :3: at this point.[/QUOTE]
Get rid of that monstrosity spawned by Kyell Gold.
Be free of your furry bondage shackles.

[Hiphopopotomus]

"Who is Celia?"

Maybe someone I will bang?

[Alex_V]

2.7 Photosynthesis
welp

[wad67]

At least, such was his intention.

Assassins apprentice, Farseer Trilogy, Book 1 by Robin Hobb

[kaze4159]

"Remove the processor from it's protective cover"

No condoms I guess!

[[Green]]

"Officer! Isn't this the same kid that claimed to be a rat?!"

what
no
PLZ NO

[Maxumym]

2.24. φ=arccos(-1/3)

[RobbL]

"Surgical incision"

:pwn:

[BaconExcavation]

"flighty, and forever discontented."

Well, shit

[Evil-Muffin]

"The stairs were carpeted with a tastefully austere type of substance."
Uh..

From Douglas Adams' "The long dark tea-time of the soul"

[Backelit]

"Never have so many looked forward to invading exo skeletal aliens"

uhm...