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Fahrenheit 451
"Let's [i]do[/i] it!"
Ohohoho.
[I]Ripley's Believe it or not Volume 7
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"Thomas Sassenbach, a designer from Cologne, Germany, was tired of the gray, ugly garage doors in his hometown and decided to give them a makeover"
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:ohdear:
"Now the Midianites had sold him in Egypt to Potiphar, an officer of Pharaoh and captain of the guard."
"When you define a variable in C++, you must tell the compiler what kind of variable it is (this is referred to as the variable's type): an integer, a floating-point number, a character, and so forth."
Welp...
"A lady give me some, an' that lady was my own Aunt Clara."
Well aren't I the uncivilized one...
We are being kept like prisoners in our new hotel.
BAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm not even joking
[t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/40986413/Photo%20Feb%2019%2C%2010%2011%2043%20PM.jpg[/t]
[i]...leaving me running for my life yet again, beginning a long and unwelcome association with the Emperor's pet psychopaths, and an encounter with the most fascinating woman I've ever met.[/i]
Cain, you cad you.
The intelligence with which Lestrade greeted us was so momentous and so unexpected that we were all three fairly dumbfounded.
Ghastly and terrible was that dead, stairless cylinder of rock: black, ruined, and deserted, and sinister with startled bats whose wings made no noise.
"Met het volledig duister kwam de ijzeren kou en de jongen lag hevig te schudden."
My dear sir, you must begin your studies entirely anew.
"Chaplains are either attached to specific Companies and wear that Company's colours or are part of the Chapther's headquarters and therefore don't show any such affiliations."
No sex for me..
It's the start of a new chapter called "Fear of Fake Breasts" and the first sentence is:
Until a man has actually made love to a woman with fake breasts, he can never really know what they are like.
Norwegian Dialect - Kor e forbrugarrådet?
English - Where is the Norwegian Consumer Council?
"although he still managed to convey that his "feelings" had been hurt"
Although we calculated that Earth's greenhouse effect provides 33C of surface warming, our method of obtaining this result (by subtracting the calculated effective radiating temperature from the observed mean surface temperature) provides little insight into the physical mechanism that causes the warming.
You shouldn't shake a person after they've just eaten the camp meat loaf.
"She tried to breathe slowly, but her skin was clammy and she felt a little light headed"
I like where this is going.
"But more ghastly and terrible still was the slowness of my progress"
-"The Outsider" H.P. Lovecraft.
D:
Fone Bone!
whatever that means
Experimental studies
.. :v:
"They promise to do something and they mean it, but they just don't carry through"
:C
The method requires two arguments.
x:4+2>1
Umm okay.
The assignment operators, lambda, null coalescing and conditional operator are right associative; in other words, they are evaluated from right to left.
Well.. that was boring..
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[sub]Damn.[/sub]
I was really hoping that my mom wouldn't notice, so I could miss my piano lesson.
Overdrive-proccessorn kom till för att kunden själv skulle kunna upgradera de av Intels proccessorer där matematikproccessor saknas.
"my wish be fulfilled... In these dreams, I wish Johanna would come back to life for me."
Stephen King master of sex
"A young Marine within the company did as instructed, but the grenade fell short- right between Zullo's feet."
[quote]An alphabetical listing of suffixes commonly used in medical terminology is included here for easy reference.[/quote]
Well shit.
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